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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle

(Huffington Post)
Any dog can bite, even a sweet family pet
Image: State Farm


Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = Alas, pet mangles testis. Doc ready...
(by Julian Lofts)

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle = Zany pet ate ill master's sac (Ed.: God!)

Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = A pet mangles sac. Dad (testily): "Sore!"
(by Jason and Julian Lofts)