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Monday, July 1, 2013

Rumoured girlfriend of Vladimir Putin breaks silence

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: Wikimedia


Rumoured girlfriend of Vladimir Putin breaks silence = "Mr Putin in bed? Sordid, clumsier, foul, angrier vile freak!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

1 comment :

  1. On a similar theme - last 3 by me, first 5 by my twin brother Julian

    Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin taboo: Russian President announces divorce after thirty year marriage

    = Impertinent Rasputin dents career. He demands to marry Alina Kabayeva. Rift or "Virgin on the ridiculous"?
    = Dim critics of The Reasoning Terminator and strumpet Kabayeva are livid or err. Nunnery hides La Putina.
    = Roué Hardman and trim pretty acrobat flirted under Mrs Putina's nose inciting heavy eerie Slovakian ire.
    = The Grey Cardinal sired inheritress from Alina Kabayeva. Mrs Putin retired to a dim utopian-run convent.
    = Rich errant potentate reiterated bridal perestroika. "Do svidanya Mrs" - I'm having fun in my secular union.
    = Deter true horrors! Grey Cardinal inseminated trim Alina Kabayeva. First Mrs P hid in utopian EU convent.
    = Kabayeva and her errant suitor flirt and disport unclothed in gymnasium ere near primitive reactions.
    = Voter throb incarnate, Vlad the Enamoured Impaler (of Russki gymnast) in residence. Putina: "Irina, I'd tarry!"


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