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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet

(Huffington Post)
Tapeworm
Photo: rhysvsgodzilla


Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet = Wow! Iowan hog resorts to a cattle helminth to slim. Then purges bowel to settle down.
(by Julian Lofts)