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Friday, March 28, 2014

Shocking DNA results reveal Elvis Presley was always destined to die young

(The Daily Mirror)
Photo: Wikimedia


Shocking DNA results reveal that Elvis Presley was always destined to die a young man = Heart disease? What nonsense! Ugly calumny! Sedatives killed pelvis gyrator. Sad? Aw, not!
(by Julian Lofts)