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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Luis Suarez apologises for biting Giorgio Chiellini at the 2014 World Cup

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: Paul Townsend


"I deeply regret what occurred, apologise to Giorgio Chiellini and the entire football family and I vow to the public there will never be another incident like it." -Footballer Luis Suarez apologises from Montevideo
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"God, am I a vile, cruel moron? Did I err? Bitter lie! I intend never to repent or apologise to that idiotic gigolo fool until hell freezes over! I will bite the cocky bastard's balls off when we play in the Euro champion league!"
(by Julian Lofts)