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Friday, January 8, 2016

US military funds research into lab-grown testicles for wounded soldiers

(The Daily Telegraph)
Does your squash hang low?
Photo: Kevin O'Mara
Lab-grown testicles for wounded soldiers = Urologist: "Two new descended balls for sir!"
Research into lab-grown testicles for wounded soldiers = Choice is two new steel balls for grunts and rodeo riders
(by Julian Lofts)