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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church: David Bowie Funeral Protest Planned - WBC Attacks 'Problematic' Child Rape Allegations

(The Inquisitr)
Jimmy Page Lori Maddox
Photo: Wikimedia

"He walked me through his bedroom and into the bathroom, where he dropped his kimono. He got into the tub, already filled with water, and asked me to wash him. Of course I did. Then he escorted me into the bedroom, gently took off my clothes, and de-virginized me." = Hot damn! "He" was the godlike, kooky David Bowie, who did smooch delighted underage (thirteen-year-old) nymphomaniac groupies, then liked to deflower them first before he'd a frenzied hot mad threesome with others in his hotel bath/bedroom. Tut! No comment.
(by Jason Lofts)