It Has Been Seventeen Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research
* Had jacket for months - since March a year going
* Not naked in coitus (damn sheets!)
* Bulletproof vest isn't connected
It had been March 2015 when we last saw him without a jacket, a Trump biography said Marla hadn't even saw him naked during sex, and the theory of it being because of the bulletproof vest he supposedly wears doesn't hold water.
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