Will denying Kim cognac have any effect on N. Korea?

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Will denying Kim cognac have any effect on N. Korea? = Get fancy -- give 'em any new, fake, non-alcoholic drink

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Toy Gun Sparks Lockdown At Princeton

(CBS News)


















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Toy Gun Sparks Lockdown At Princeton = Pentagon runs down tacky cork pistol

(by Squidrock.com)

Jacqui Smith resigns as home secretary

(The Guardian)


















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Jacqui Smith resigns as Home Secretary. = Eager, rich scam-mistress has quit. Enjoy!

(by Tony Crafter)

Al-Qaeda deputy denounces Obama

(BBC News)


















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Al-Qaeda deputy denounces Obama = A bane, a menace? Doodly-squat, dupe!

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Man charged with murder in Kansas doctor's death

CNN: Man charged with murder in Kansas doctor's death (story)


















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Man charged with murder in Kansas doctor's death = Mean Christian human stretched a dark god's word

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Nancy Reagan back at the White House

USA Today: Nancy Reagan back at the White House (story)


















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Nancy Reagan back at the White House = "What the heck are you?" "Cannabis agent."

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Conan O'Brien makes debut on The Tonight Show

Boston Herald: Conan O'Brien makes debut on The Tonight Show (story)


















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(by Squidrock.com)

GM bankruptcy raises political stakes for Obama

MarketWatch: GM bankruptcy raises political stakes for Obama (story)


















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(by Pinchas Aronas)

Sotomayor's Opponents and Allies Prepare Strategies

The New York Times: Sotomayor's Opponents and Allies Prepare Strategies (story)


















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Also enjoy these anagrams of the above phrase:
1. All eyes trained on top magistrate's apropos response.
2. Senators see and stoop to misreporting early appeals.
3. GOP does temporarily stop nation's rants (see a relapse?).
4. Please stop /Ordinary slop; /Start to agree, Pass nominee!
5. Emotional peers, senators, a propagandist: "So, let's PREY!"
6. People, don't misinterpret a past season or year's goals!

(by Dharam)

Coming soon: An Xbox without a controller

CNN: Coming soon: An Xbox without a controller? (story)


















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(by Squidrock.com)

US Abortion doctor is shot dead

BBC News: US Abortion doctor is shot dead (story)


















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(by Dharam)

Diversity Beat Boyle To Win Britain's Got Talent

The Daily Mirror: Diversity Beat Boyle To Win Britain's Got Talent (story)


















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Street-dance group 'Diversity' have won 'Britain's Got Talent' = Susan Boyle didn't attract great phone-vote. Viewers tiring?

(by Tony Crafter)

Dance group Diversity trumps Boyle on 'Britain's Got Talent'

CNN: Dance group Diversity trumps Boyle on 'Britain's Got Talent' (story)


















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(by Dharam)

Scottish singer Susan Boyle's fairy tale stops short

Los Angeles Times: Scottish singer Susan Boyle's fairy tale stops short (story)


















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(by Pinchas Aronas)

US launches cyber security plan

BBC News: US launches cyber security plan (story)


















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(by Dharam)

North Korea fires short-range missile

Yahoo! News: North Korea fires short-range missile (story)


















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(by Dharam)

'Laodicean' launches Kansas teen to spelling bee victory

CNN: 'Laodicean' launches Kansas teen to spelling bee victory (story)


















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(by Pinchas Aronas)

Supreme Court asked to weigh in on detainee photos

CNN: Supreme Court asked to weigh in on detainee photos (story)


















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(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Police intervene in Susan Boyle hotel row

The Times: Police intervene in Susan Boyle hotel row (story)


















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(by Dharam)

Britain's Got Talent Stavros Flatley started out in family restaurant

The Daily Mirror: Britain's Got Talent Stavros Flatley started out in family restaurant. (story)


















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(by Tony Crafter)