Obama has stomach for a full plate

(The Wall Street Journal)


















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Obama has stomach for a full plate = Oh alas, Mama -- Bush left a lot of crap

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Romanians flee Belfast homes after racist attacks

(Reuters)


















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Romanians flee Belfast homes after racist attacks = Racist clan at tea blames/threatens far-off Eskimos

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Obama: Ahmadinejad and Mousavi not very different

(Jerusalem Post)


















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Obama: Ahmadinejad and Mousavi not very different = Both are even, mad variation and may offend Judaism

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Italy rallies to beat US 3-1 at Confederations Cup

(AP)


















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Confederations Cup, South Africa = No apartheid. I focus at fun - soccer.

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Biden still has his eye on the oval office

(AP)


















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Biden still has his eye on the oval office = He is honest: "Hell, one 'vice' is bad -- lay off it!"

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

CIA chief believes Cheney almost wants U.S. attacked

(Reuters)


















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CIA chief believes Cheney almost wants U.S. attacked = Face it -- as at mean, wicked, nasty evil, he's so cute! (*belch*)

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Iran's Clarifying Election

(The Wall Street Journal)


















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Iran's Clarifying Election = Earliest Cry "Oil Financing"

(by Rodney Koodray Jr)

Susan Boyle due back on tour after "rest day"

(Yahoo! News)


















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Susan Boyle due back on tour after "rest day" = Ask beefy Scotland star, "Are you burned out?"

(by Dharam)

Iran election anger boils; Ahmadinejad defends results

(Los Angeles Times)


















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Iran election anger boils; Ahmadinejad defends results = Landslide again! Serenades for incumbent -- others jailed.

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Calif. to probe latest HIV case in porn industry

(Yahoo! News)


















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Calif. to probe latest HIV case in porn industry = Torn Safeties at Prophylactic, Virus in Blonde

(by Squidrock.com)

Ronaldo set for Real Madrid

(Reuters)


















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Cristiano Ronaldo's dream = Real Madrid star-icon. Soon!

(by Tony Crafter)

Turnout heavy in Iranian election

(CNN)


















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Turnout heavy in Iranian election = I run, I run (in each, at any line) to vote!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Russia is ready for nuclear-free world, Putin says

(Reuters)


















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Russia is ready for nuclear-free world, Putin says = "Surly lands dis us. We are rarin' for peace -- you first."

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

New, superheavy element to enter periodic table

(Yahoo! News)


















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New, superheavy element to enter periodic table = Obey Reeve: Umpteenth particle now eternalised

(by Squidrock.com)

Feds Freeze Online Poker Payments

(WebProNews)


















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Feds Freeze Online Poker Payments = Plan First Defense, Keep Zero Money

(by Rodney Koodray Jr)

Shooting reported at Holocaust Museum in Washington

(CNN)


















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Shooting reported at Holocaust Museum in Washington = With one murderous thought, a man goes to plot Cain's sin.

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Great grandma dared cop to Tase her, so he did

(MSNBC)


















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Great grandma dared cop to Tase her, so he did = A demand to get shot -- dare a cop disregard her?

(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Gunman shoots, kills, guard at Holocaust Museum

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Gunman shoots, kills, guard at Holocaust Museum = O, God sulks! Most calamitous unhuman slaughter

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Lanterns cast light on UFO claims

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A Chinese lantern = Alien's enchanter?

(by Tony Crafter)

North Korean labor camps a ghastly prospect for U.S. journalists

(Los Angeles Times)


















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North Korean labor camps a ghastly prospect for U.S. journalists = Rats, jail for both reporters - shock, unpopular amongst any class!

(by Pinchas Aronas)