Google's New Operating System to Take on Microsoft

(ABC News)


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Google's New Operating System to Take on Microsoft = Net software OS: Garotte coming, geeky monopolists

(by Squidrock.com)

L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial

(CNN)


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L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial = California marshals Jacko's service (O, embalm me!)

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Arms central to US-Russia talks

(BBC News)


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Arms central to US-Russia talks = Uncle Sam & Tsar ask trust? O, liars!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

OMG!! Jackson fans beat odds for memorial tickets

(Yahoo! News)


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OMG!! Jackson fans beat odds for memorial tickets = Drag!! Flock to miss aforesaid Jacko's entombment.

(by Dharam)

Cancellara wins first Tour de France stage

(AP)


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Cancellara wins first Tour de France stage = Restful, graced Lance A. was not first in race

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep

(Yahoo! News)


















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Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep = Ewes begin washing lambs' wool in grand prank. Ha!

(by Dharam)

I Walk the Line: A Songagram by Dharam Khalsa

I Walk the Line
by Johnny Cash

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the time,
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

I find it very, very easy to be true,
I find myself alone when each day is through,
Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

As sure as night is dark and day is light,
I keep you on my mind both day and night,
And happiness I've known proves that it's right;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

You've got a way to keep me on your side,
You give me cause for love that I can't hide,
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.
=
I've Crossed the Line (yuk, yuk, yuk)
by Governor Mark Sanford

I hike up the Appalachian Trail,
Detour up the Argentinian tail,
Take the day off, maybe two (risk jail);
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

I'm a worthy husband, holy and true,
Yet, I humiliate my wife with taboo,
Anyway, I'll admit to a woman or two;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

(Hey, hey, hey)

I'm overworked, yet underpaid,
I keep a kinky woman to get me laid,
I'll even hook up with a naughty maid;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

To point out my genuine intention,
I need to keep your attention,
My good wife I'll guiltily mention;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

(Hey, hey, hey)

Public Jackson memorial to be held at Staples Center Tuesday

(USA Today)


















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Public Jackson memorial to be held at Staples Center Tuesday = States deeply mourns ineluctable problematic Jacko's death.

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Pet python strangles toddler

(BBC News)


















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Pet python strangles toddler = Serpent throttled spongy lad

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Iran Dismisses Vote-Fraud Claims

(The Wall Street Journal)


















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Iran Dismisses Vote-Fraud Claims = Mousavi claims: Disaster, friends!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

The 2009 BET Awards: A Tribute To MJ

(Yahoo! Music)


















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A Tribute To Michael Jackson = America to blithe Jacko-nuts

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Madoff reduced to nothing

(CNN)


















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Madoff reduced to nothing = Good! Handcuff time, rodent! = Got handcuffed, monitored.

(by Dharam)

Powerful ex-President Rafsanjani remains quiet in election fallout

(CNN)


















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Powerful ex-President Rafsanjani remains quiet in election fallout = Past inadequate ruler not in line of complex affair; just reins new lie

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Stoned wallabies make crop circles

(Yahoo! News)


















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Stoned wallabies make crop circles = Come back, practised Roswell aliens!

(by Dharam)

Top Iranian legislative body declares election fair

(Reuters)


















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Top Iranian legislative body declares election fair = Repeating: Leader rectified. Basically, no violations

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Brain scans show how hypnosis can paralyze a limb

(Yahoo! News)


















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Brain scans show how hypnosis can paralyze a limb = Physicians analyze how brainwash lobs on cramps.

(by Squidrock.com)

Monkey urinates on Zambian president

(Yahoo! News)


















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Monkey urinates on Zambian president = Enzyme intrusion on Pres. Banda at mike

(by Dharam)

German Jews Horrified by Britney Holocaust Role

(ABC News)


















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German Jews Horrified by Britney Holocaust Role = Lo, Trashy babe worries genocide film jury: "Not her!"

(by Squidrock.com)

Los Alamos fastest computer in world

Los Alamos fastest computer in world

(KDBC 4 News)


















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Los Alamos supercomputer remains fastest in world = We claim topmost Roadrunner almost surpasses life!

(by Dharam)

Iran protests: phone footage gives brutality a worldwide audience

The Guardian)


















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Iran protests: phone footage gives brutality a worldwide audience = ...and now I see -- as little brother put up every wrong of a sad, idiotic age.

(by Jeffrey Barnes)