Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation

(MSNBC)


















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Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation = Vat. sparked up, "infalliable" ascriptions wrong!

(by Squidrock.com)

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Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation = Ski sport pains powerful, able, Vatican-darling?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Ladybugs Turn Mountain Area Red

(AOL News)


















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Ladybugs Turn Mountain Area Red = Burgundy tone is a natural dream

(by Dharam)

Palin Says She May Stump for Democrats

(AOL News)


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Palin Says She May Stump for Democrats = Sympathy from USA's leaders? Most panic!

(by Dharam)

72-Year-Old Woman Trying to Have Baby

(AOL News)


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72-Year-Old Woman Trying to Have Baby = No way! Boy, brave lady mothering at 72!

(by Dharam)

Democrat captures US House seat in LA county

(AP)


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Democrat captures US House seat in LA county = Salute, our/yours nominated Chu accepts seat!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Colors could disappear from terror alert system

(Yahoo! News)


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Colors could disappear from US terror alert system = So, it's 'Rulers may dump carrot-colored false reports?'

Colors could disappear from terror alert system = Or, Pres may dump all colored terrorist forecasts

(by Dharam)

Aging building's stench has state workers reeling

(Yahoo! News)


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Aging building's stench has state workers reeling = See black sh*t in sewer regurgitating and sloshing

(by Dharam)

Republican pundits open fire on Sarah Palin

(Los Angeles Times)


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Republican pundits open fire onto Sarah Palin = Politicians prefer to punish an unpardonable

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Metro bridge collapses in Delhi

(BBC News)


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Metro bridge collapses in Delhi = This rails problem needed logic

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Potter' cast reflects on a childhood at Hogwarts

(Yahoo! News)


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Daniel Radcliffe , Emma Watson and Rupert Grint = Draw masterful Potter, gal and friend in cinema

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Drunk badger disrupts traffic

(Yahoo! News)


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Drunk badger disrupts traffic = Picks red fruit, grubs, and draft

(by Dharam)

Michael Jackson memorial an event fans will never forget

(Los Angeles Times)


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The Michael Jackson memorial = Oh, majestic male, like monarch!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Google's New Operating System to Take on Microsoft

(ABC News)


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Google's New Operating System to Take on Microsoft = Net software OS: Garotte coming, geeky monopolists

(by Squidrock.com)

L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial

(CNN)


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L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial = California marshals Jacko's service (O, embalm me!)

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Arms central to US-Russia talks

(BBC News)


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Arms central to US-Russia talks = Uncle Sam & Tsar ask trust? O, liars!

(by Pinchas Aronas)

OMG!! Jackson fans beat odds for memorial tickets

(Yahoo! News)


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OMG!! Jackson fans beat odds for memorial tickets = Drag!! Flock to miss aforesaid Jacko's entombment.

(by Dharam)

Cancellara wins first Tour de France stage

(AP)


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Cancellara wins first Tour de France stage = Restful, graced Lance A. was not first in race

(by Pinchas Aronas)

Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep

(Yahoo! News)


















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Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep = Ewes begin washing lambs' wool in grand prank. Ha!

(by Dharam)

I Walk the Line: A Songagram by Dharam Khalsa

I Walk the Line
by Johnny Cash

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the time,
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

I find it very, very easy to be true,
I find myself alone when each day is through,
Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

As sure as night is dark and day is light,
I keep you on my mind both day and night,
And happiness I've known proves that it's right;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.

You've got a way to keep me on your side,
You give me cause for love that I can't hide,
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide;
Because you're mine,
I walk the line.
=
I've Crossed the Line (yuk, yuk, yuk)
by Governor Mark Sanford

I hike up the Appalachian Trail,
Detour up the Argentinian tail,
Take the day off, maybe two (risk jail);
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

I'm a worthy husband, holy and true,
Yet, I humiliate my wife with taboo,
Anyway, I'll admit to a woman or two;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

(Hey, hey, hey)

I'm overworked, yet underpaid,
I keep a kinky woman to get me laid,
I'll even hook up with a naughty maid;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

To point out my genuine intention,
I need to keep your attention,
My good wife I'll guiltily mention;
Because she's fine,
I've crossed the line.

(Hey, hey, hey)

Public Jackson memorial to be held at Staples Center Tuesday

(USA Today)


















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Public Jackson memorial to be held at Staples Center Tuesday = States deeply mourns ineluctable problematic Jacko's death.

(by Pinchas Aronas)