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Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Anagram Times Q&A: Tony Crafter

Tony Crafter is an alchemist of songs. He transmutes songs from Beatles, from Abba, folk songs, and more ... into songagrams that often offer a commentary on present times. His creations are works of art, they are songs that you can sing to the original tune. We sat down for a virtual chat with Crafter to talk about his craft:

Q How did you get into anagrams?
A I've always been a lover of words and, when I was 30-ish, I read a newspaper article about people who regularly won prizes of exotic holidays, cash, goods etc by writing snappy slogans for consumer competitions. Being married with 2 young daughters, and a not terribly well paid job, this seemed the only way of possibly getting a decent holiday. It took two years and scores of entries, but finally I won a family holiday in Florida, and others followed. Then, one day, I entered a competition that required you to write an anagram (rather than a slogan) about holidays. After that, I was hooked on anagrams.

Q Do you remember the first anagram you made?
A The first anagram I made was the one that won the aforementioned competition. It was:

















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Two-piece bathing costumes = We spot cute mini beach togs!


Q Do you have a favorite anagram?
A My favourite has to be the anagrammed poem of Kipling's Mandalay. I've always loved 'Mandalay' and I'd had ambitions to anagram it for some time but, with 1931 letters to contend with, it seemed far too daunting! When I eventually started, I didn't even know where I intended to go with it but, as frequently happens with creative writing, it just seemed to write itself and I'm quite proud of the outcome.

Q Describe the moment when you are working on anagramming a phrase and the last few letters just fall into place and you realize that you have an outstanding anagram on your hands.
A I think I'm still waiting for my first outstanding anagram! Some of the shorter anagrams, like: 'The beaches of Normandy = Death on some French bay' come fairly quickly and seem as though they were just waiting to be discovered.

















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When I'm working with something like 'Mandalay' (or any long anagram) I start by creating my own alternative piece without even considering the anagram aspect. With poems and songs, I try to keep the same structure, meter and rhyming pattern as the original. Afterwards, I run it through an anagram checker to see how the letters match up. Then comes the really meaty and time-consuming bit, of tweaking, twisting, juggling and rewriting until you finally get that longed-for exact letter match. When this happens, I tend to shout 'Hooray!', punch the air, then have a stiff drink.

Q Your specialty is songagrams. What turned you into turning whole songs into anagrams?
A When I was introduced to the anagrammy.com website five years ago, it was like taking a quantum leap in anagramming. I'd only ever done short 'grams, but people on this site were anagramming Shakespeare's sonnets and some were 'gramming the odd song as well. Being a lover of music, I thought I'd have a crack at a songagram. My first effort was an appallingly disjointed version of Elton John's 'Nikita'. But the more I did, the easier they got and the better I became and now I love doing them. The only problem when working with a songagram is that the song gets into my head and I find myself humming it continuously. For this reason, my wife dreads me doing them!

Q Some people use anagrams for divination. Do you think there's a mystical angle to anagrams?
A No, I don't think there's anything mystical or prophetic about anagrams, although it may seem so at times.

Q What do you do in your non-anagram life?
A I live in Sevenoaks, Kent in England. I'm a retired banker, with a wife and two grown-up daughters. I also love short-story and poetry writing as well as anagrams, and I swim several times a week too keep the body active as well as the mind!

Q Approximately how long do you spend on an anagram?
A The shorter anagrams take a few minutes. An average songagram probably takes about 6-8 hours, depending on its length.

Q Anything else you'd like to add?
A Never mind the Sudoku and the crosswords, there's no finer way of keeping the brain active than anagramming. One warning though -- it's addictive!

Some of Tony Crafter's recent anagrams for The Anagram Times:
Diversity Beat Boyle To Win Britain's Got Talent
Jacqui Smith resigns as home secretary
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Voters turn against war in Afghanistan

The Independent)


















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The enduring battles in Afghanistan = Hard test, fighting an unseen Taliban.
(by Tony Crafter)

Afghanistan is not our Vietnam, says Defence Secretary

(Evening Standard)


















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The Helmand Province in Afghanistan = Path of hindrance, an English Vietnam?
(by Tony Crafter)

Man claims he found a rodent inside Diet Pepsi can

(Yahoo! News)


















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Man claims he found a rodent inside Diet Pepsi can = Sip and another sip identified calm canned mouse
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, July 31, 2009

Corazon Aquino, Who Led 1986 Revolt in Philippines, Dies at 76

(Bloomberg)


















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President Cory Aquino = No quiet. One sad cry. R.I.P.
(by Adie Pena)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Alesha Dixon To Replace Arlene Phillips On Strictly Come Dancing

(Marie Claire)


















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The singer Alesha Dixon = High on Arlene's exit? Sad.
(by Tony Crafter)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Study: Tanning beds definitely cause cancer

(Yahoo! News)


















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Study: Tanning beds definitely cause cancer = Gist: Cased, incandescent beauty unfriendly
(by Squidrock.com)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Obama's Middle East policy protested in Israel

(Xinhua)


















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Obama's Middle East policy protested in Israel = Settler - 'America's option bad, spoiled my ideals'
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Merce Cunningham, Dance Visionary, Dies

(The New York Times)


















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Modern choreographer Cunningham is dead = A dancer Merce had end; groups honoring him.
(by Adie Pena)

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Anagram Times Q&A with Adie Pena

He looks like the Dalai Lama, he makes ads for a living, and his passion is anagrams. Meet Adie Pena, a master anagrammmer from Manila, Philippines, and a reporter for The Anagram Times.

Q How did you get into anagrams?
A In the mid-70s, Howard G. Bergerson's book Palindromes and Anagrams inspired me to create some palindromes (my attempts at the genre were so terrible, I don't even remember a single one!) and NOT anagrams (which I thought were inferior cousins of the former). After a short affair with palindromes (it lasted approximately half a year), I completely forgot about them and Bergerson's book was relegated to the upper shelves of my massive library.

Then something happened to me about two decades later. In 1996, on a lark, I joined 'Scrambled Signals,' an anagram contest in the U.S.-based magazine GAMES. I never expected that I would win a grand prize of $1000 with my entry:
Fresh Prince of Bel Air = Fine rap bro feels rich

Of course, that victory encouraged me to create more anagrams. So I kept a little notebook wherein I would scribble some ideas from time to time. But that project of mine soon faded away. After all, how many anagram contests offering tempting prizes are out there? So I took a ten-year break from this wordplay.

My interest in anagrams was revived when I discovered anagrammy.com in early 2007 while surfing the web for word games. I've been consistently at it for the past two years and a half but I honestly don't know how long this second wind will last.


Q Do you have a favorite anagram?
A I have three favorites. The first is obviously the GAMES winner:
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The second is the very first one I submitted to anagrammy.com:
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And the third is an anagram that was totally ignored by everyone at anagrammy.com:
The Lennon song 'Imagine' = One man so enlightening

It is no coincidence that my three choices are all musically themed. Music is one of my passions.

Q Describe the moment when you are working on anagramming a phrase and the last few letters just fall into place and you realize that you have an outstanding anagram on your hands.
A It's like biting into the last piece of chocolate in a box and discovering that in the center of this unknown bonbon is a macadamia nut. It's simultaneously delicious, wonderful and exciting.

Q Some people use anagrams for divination. Do you think there's a mystical angle to anagrams?
A No, I don't.

Q What do you do in your non-anagram life?
A I own and run an advertising agency to help pay the bills so I can anagram anytime I want. ;-)

Q Approximately how long do you spend on an anagram?
A
15 to 30 minutes max for the medium-length ones. Anything beyond that strains my patience.

Q
Anything else you'd like to add?
A Given that I'm a person who gets bored easily, I hope this anagrammatic addiction I currently have will last forever.


Some of Adie Pena's anagrams for The Anagram Times:
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Goodbye, D.C.! Hello, Austin! = Cold, hostile Dubya? GONE! (MSNBC)

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Global swine flu pandemic feared = "Feel awful, pal?" (Nods.) "Grab medicine!" (Inquirer)

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Palin and the Political Arena

(Washington Post)


















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Palin and the Political Arena = i.e. A plan to lead ain't rich plan
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Wildfires rage in southern Europe

(BBC News)


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Wildfires rage in southern Europe = Spain fir tour ruined; go elsewhere!
(by Dharam)

Angelina Jolie visits troops in Iraq

(BBC News)


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Angelina Jolie visits troops in Iraq = Jet in air stops soon in Iraqi village

Man climbs building with vacuum gloves

(BBC News)


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Man climbs building with vacuum gloves = I'll advise smug chum: "Climb, but no waving!"
(by Dharam)

American says he volunteered for Taliban suicide mission

(Chicago Tribune)


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American says he volunteered for Taliban suicide mission = Our lucid Bryant Neal Vinas - eerie man, foe! Assists homicide!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Governor Announces Deal to Balance Budget

(Washington Post)


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Governor Announces Deal to Balance Budget = Arnold augurs - 'No bet, covenant gone. Debacle.'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Bomb kills four U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan

(Reuters)


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Bomb kills four U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan = Mess - Taliban is for killing of our husbands
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Anagram Times Q&A with Mark Spurlock


If some researcher decided to scan the brains of people making music or anagrams, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that both activities occupy the same part of the brain. A number of reporters for The Anagram Times are musicians. Earlier we featured a Q&A with Jeffrey Barnes. Today we interview another musician/anagrammer: Mark Spurlock, who plays in a band called Doctor Squid.

Q How did you get into anagrams?

A Subconsciously really. A friend of mine once told me, because I'm quick to make puns, that he thought my brain jumbled/rearranged/subverted everything I heard before I'd actually comprehended its actual meaning. At some point I noticed myself doing this for words on signs too and just decided it was fun. To this day if someone tells me the name of something and asks me for it again later, there's a good chance I'll unintentionally answer with an anagram of the correct response.

Some time after this started, I began playing anagram games with my friends (whether they liked it or not). For example, instead of calling "shotgun", the passenger seat in my car went to the first successful anagram of whichever word I called out. The best part was that on tricky ones, we'd sometimes just stand around the parking lot for 10 or 15 minutes before anyone got it. Or sometimes they'd all give up and I'd make them pile into the back. You know, tough love.

Q One other Anagram Times reporter (Jeffrey Barnes) is a musician and part of a band. Do you think there is something about anagramming and music that explains that they show together often?
A It's possible. I think more so than just playing music, anagramming is similar to musical improvisation and songwriting. Especially pop songs. I think (because it's hard to know for sure) writing good songs involves playing upon hidden structures, rearranging things in clever ways, and just being sneaky. It's not exactly the same process, but I could easily see songwriting and anagramming working out the same brain region. While we're at it, I feel like some forms of humor are similarly related.

Finally, my bandmate Larry wrote a song called "Take A Look". I don't know what it's about, but I like to imagine it's about anagrams and that fits pretty well. You can hear it here.

Q Do you remember the first anagram you made?
A The first one I remember noticing accidentally was "Hampton"->"Phantom". The first time I remember sitting down to make anagrams, I was bored in philosophy class and decided to do the names of my friends. "Chadwick T"->"Dick Watch"... Whatever that means. Gotta start somewhere.

Q Do you have a favorite anagram?
A It might be a bit plebeian, since I found it on Wikipedia, but I've always loved this:

[In] 1975, British naturalist Sir Peter Scott coined the scientific term "Nessiteras rhombopteryx" (Greek for "The monster {or wonder} of Ness with the diamond shaped fin") for the apocryphal Loch Ness Monster. Shortly afterwards, several London newspapers pointed out that "Nessiteras rhombopteryx" anagrams into "Monster hoax by Sir Peter S".
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Just goes to show, no matter how ugly and unpronounceable a name you choose, some meddling anagrammatist will always be able to turn it against you.

Q Describe the moment when you are working on anagramming a phrase and the last few letters just fall into place and you realize that you have an outstanding anagram on your hands.
A When I complete an anagram, I don't usually feel thrilled or proud so much as mischievous. For some reason it just feels like getting away with something naughty, which is a great feeling. Of course there are times, after working on a particularly hairy one, when you just feel relieved to be done with it.

Q Some people use anagrams for divination. Do you think there's a mystical angle to anagrams?
A "Yeshua ben-Miriam"->"I am a hubris enemy"
I think that would be really interesting, and fun to try, but I can't say I think there's anything in it. As you note on your site, "If you torture words enough, they'll confess to anything.". I wouldn't want to see anagrams being admitted as evidence in court...

If we're just talking about mysticism though, sure, why not? An anagram is as good as a tarot card or a constellation. There are probably some great fortune teller anagrams out there.

Q What do you do in your non-anagram life?
A Chiefly, I belong to the band Doctor Squid. We play tremendously catchy rock/pop music and it's by far the most wonderful thing I do. I sign all my anagrams as "Squidrock.com", my band's site, just on the chance that someone will check it out and listen to some music. Aside from that, I do web design and programming work to pay the bills, and hang out with my friends whenever I can.

Q Approximately how long do you spend on an anagram?
A It depends on the anagram. Some are 5-10 minutes, some take an hour or more. I have a pretty unsophisticated method, which basically involves typing and deleting individual letters in Microsoft Notepad. Its very labor intensive and prone to error, so I wouldn't necessarily recommend it. It's worth noting that I definitely have a breaking point, at which I give up, condemn the source text to hell, and go find something tasty to cheer myself up.

Q Anything else you'd like to add?
A Regarding anagrams as divination:
"Anything else you'd like to add?" -> "Additionally, heed sky tongue"


Listen to Mark Spurlock and his band's song On My Way. And check out some of his recent anagrams for The Anagram Times:

Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation
Google's New Operating System to Take on Microsoft
Conan O'Brien makes debut on The Tonight Show

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Malaysian fugitive suspected in hotel bombs

(CNN)


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Malaysian fugitive suspected in hotel bombs = Guess: Maybe M.Top is behind fault & evil actions?
[Suspect's name is Noordin M. Top]
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, July 17, 2009

Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation

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Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation = Vat. sparked up, "infalliable" ascriptions wrong!
(by Squidrock.com)



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Pope breaks wrist in fall during Alps vacation = Ski sport pains powerful, able, Vatican-darling?
(by Aronas Pinchas)