Latest in Stimulus: Cash for Refrigerators

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Latest in stimulus: Cash for refrigerators = Left stirs rumors: fatal ice shortages, ruin.

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Wildfires rage around Athens

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More wildfires rage around Athens = Flames worsen in dire drought area

(by Tony Crafter)

Ministers defend Megrahi release

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Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi = As a Big Allah liberated me!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Economy Is 'Leveling Out,' Bernanke Says

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Economy Is 'Leveling Out,' Bernanke Says = Yes, elite banks also uncovering money

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Conservatives mull future after ELCA lifts gay ban

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Evangelical Lutheran Church of America lifts gay ban = Are they having a real bunch of actual flaming clerics?

(by Adie Pena)

'Deal in the desert' put Abdel Baset Ali al-Megrahi on path to freedom

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Lockerbie bomber Abdel Baset Ali al-Megrahi is released. = Albeit, scheme seals a Blair-brokered mega oil-deal bribe?

(by Tony Crafter)

Hurricane Bill reaches Category Four strength

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Hurricane Bill reaches Category Four strength = 'He' can generate horrible circular frothy gusts.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

South African teen wins 800 amid gender-test flap

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South African Caster Semenya = A fact: once he ran as true missy

(by Aronas Pinchas)

What killed Mozart? Study suggests strep infection.

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What killed Mozart? Study suggests strep infection. = Test story might waste stockpiled influenza drugs.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

The Mousetrap: The carnivorous plant that eats rodents for lunch - named after Sir David Attenborough

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Nepenthes attenboroughii = Note I sup on the rat being, eh?

(by Adie Pena)

Tropical Storm Claudette Hits Florida

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Tropical Storm Claudette = Mad clutter, peril to coast

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Guitar, studio wizard Les Paul dies at 94

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• The guitarist and electronics mastermind Les Paul (Lester William Polfuss) = Still, lifeless. We'll miss the late great U.S. musician and important producer.
  
• Lester William Polfuss = We'll miss Les Paul for it.
  

(by Adie Pena)

Cash-strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short

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Cash strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short = Report part appals: Hand those crying Cubans tissue!

(by Squidrock.com)

Busted: Statue's a Dead Ringer for Jacko

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The old Egyptian limestone statue at Chicago's Field Museum = Tut? Nay, I must get a glimpse of deceased Michael's hot outline!

(by Adie Pena)

Abdul Walks Off Television's Biggest Stage

(The New York Times)

















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Abdul: I'm out of here! = Her fume about Idol

(by Adie Pena)

Swine flu won't mean school's out, federal guidelines say

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Swine flu won't mean school's out = Awful to whom? Lessons continue!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Guantanamo ex-prisoners get jobs on golf course

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Guantanamo ex-prisoners get jobs on golf course = Anxious persons object to glare of gang; some run.

(by Dharam)

Miley Cyrus stalker Mark McLeod arrested again after cops found him near the singer's home

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Stalker of Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus arrested = That terror, an insane Mark McLeod, surely has fantasy!

(by Adie Pena)

Twitter hit by denial-of-service attack

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Twitter hit by denial-of-service attack = Halt to creativity, friend? Tweet is back!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Researchers identify cells that say 'scratch me'

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Researchers identify cells that say 'scratch me' = Defeats thy critical sty... Cancer here's 'harmless'

(by Squidrock.com)