'Massive' ancient wall uncovered in Jerusalem = Review old Canaan mural in cement: 'Jesus lives.'
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
'Massive' ancient wall uncovered in Jerusalem
(CNN)
'Massive' ancient wall uncovered in Jerusalem = Review old Canaan mural in cement: 'Jesus lives.'
'Massive' ancient wall uncovered in Jerusalem = Review old Canaan mural in cement: 'Jesus lives.'
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
First letter from captive soldier Gilad Schalit made public
(Jerusalem Post)
First letter from captive soldier Gilad Schalit made public = Title: Hamas provided 'gift' - script of crumbled Israeli at cell
First letter from captive soldier Gilad Schalit made public = Title: Hamas provided 'gift' - script of crumbled Israeli at cell
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Sleep-deprived doctors told to drink coffee
(Yahoo! News)
Sleep-deprived doctors told to drink coffee = Devoted Doc Fred: "Reckon I still opt for speed!" = Let offended providers sport cold Diet Coke = Doc Eric perked it (lots!), nodded off, overslept.
Sleep-deprived doctors told to drink coffee = Devoted Doc Fred: "Reckon I still opt for speed!" = Let offended providers sport cold Diet Coke = Doc Eric perked it (lots!), nodded off, overslept.
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Medford officials screening Obama's school speech
(Boston Globe)
Medford officials screening Obama's school speech = Champs of children can see 'be good' offers socialism
Medford officials screening Obama's school speech = Champs of children can see 'be good' offers socialism
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Monday, September 7, 2009
The Anagram Times
The Anagram Times: "All the news that's fit to anagram" = Mr. Garg awaits the fan's latest line, that "Aha!" moment
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Movie Studios See a Threat in Growth of Redbox
(The New York Times)
Movie Studios See a Threat in Growth of Redbox = Great! Two exhibitors fear DVD use in homes, too.
Movie Studios See a Threat in Growth of Redbox = Great! Two exhibitors fear DVD use in homes, too.
(by Adie Pena)
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Great white sharks tagged for first time off Mass.
(Yahoo! News)
Great white sharks tagged for first time off Mass. = "Tag? Ask right after this red feast of fog swimmers!"
Great white sharks tagged for first time off Mass. = "Tag? Ask right after this red feast of fog swimmers!"
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Friday, September 4, 2009
Arson caused the California blaze, officials say
(CNN)
Arson caused the California blaze, officials say = Ash falls in eye of a Santa Cruz, Cali. bride, "O, fiasco!"
Arson caused the California blaze, officials say = Ash falls in eye of a Santa Cruz, Cali. bride, "O, fiasco!"
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Friends and Family Gather to Lay Michael Jackson to Rest
(Access Hollywood)
Friends and Family Gather to Lay Michael Jackson to Rest = "That's Jermaine, Sis La Toya and my great flock of children!"
Friends and Family Gather to Lay Michael Jackson to Rest = "That's Jermaine, Sis La Toya and my great flock of children!"
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Weather helping fight against massive LA blaze
(Forbes)
Weather helping fight against massive LA blaze = Having waters fall helps anathematize biggies
Weather helping fight against massive LA blaze = Having waters fall helps anathematize biggies
(by Squidrock.com)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thousands flee L.A. County homes as fire races
(The San Francisco Chronicle)
Thousands flee L.A. County homes as fire races = Aha, essentially, focus on rescues from death!
Thousands flee L.A. County homes as fire races = Aha, essentially, focus on rescues from death!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Sunday, August 30, 2009
India loses communication with lunar satellite
(Yahoo! News)
India loses communication with lunar satellite = Aliens called: "Location is within a Triton museum."
India loses communication with lunar satellite = Aliens called: "Location is within a Triton museum."
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Jackson's Death Ruled a Homicide
(The New York Times)
A mixture of the powerful anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam = A new potent potion or fatal formula, their extra drug fixes zapped you then, Michael.
A mixture of the powerful anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam = A new potent potion or fatal formula, their extra drug fixes zapped you then, Michael.
(by Adie Pena)
Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers
(Daily Mail)
The 'pornographic' sweet wrappers = Proper parent grew hot! ("Chew? I pass!")
The 'pornographic' sweet wrappers = Proper parent grew hot! ("Chew? I pass!")
(by Adie Pena)
Friday, August 28, 2009
Tens of thousands pay final respects to Kennedy
(VOA News)
Tens of thousands pay final respects to Kennedy = Present dead son's not shot, a flunky typefaces in.
Tens of thousands pay final respects to Kennedy = Present dead son's not shot, a flunky typefaces in.
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Tropical storm watch in North Carolina as Danny approaches
(CNN)
Tropical storm watch in North Carolina as Danny approaches = Dare a procrastinator wait nonchalantly on his camp's porch? = Oh, how can a captain act so calmly in sharp raindrop torrents?
Tropical storm watch in North Carolina as Danny approaches = Dare a procrastinator wait nonchalantly on his camp's porch? = Oh, how can a captain act so calmly in sharp raindrop torrents?
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Palestinians must unite for talks, U.N. chief says
(Washington Post)
Palestinians must unite for talks, U.N. chief says = It's unfunny! Speak to the Israelis & us in calm. Fast!
Palestinians must unite for talks, U.N. chief says = It's unfunny! Speak to the Israelis & us in calm. Fast!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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