'So You Think You Can Dance' flash: contestant exposes herself on national TV = Heh, look at FOX channel's nasty uncut video of a nasty pantiless scene (or not?)
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Thursday, October 1, 2009
'So You Think You Can Dance' flash: contestant exposes herself on national TV
(New York Daily News)
'So You Think You Can Dance' flash: contestant exposes herself on national TV = Heh, look at FOX channel's nasty uncut video of a nasty pantiless scene (or not?)
'So You Think You Can Dance' flash: contestant exposes herself on national TV = Heh, look at FOX channel's nasty uncut video of a nasty pantiless scene (or not?)
British Government Considers Mandating Plastic Pint Glasses
(Lowering the Bar)
British Government Considers Mandating Plastic Pint Glasses = Scrapping violent ministers getting smashed in Scotland bars.
British Government Considers Mandating Plastic Pint Glasses = Scrapping violent ministers getting smashed in Scotland bars.
(by Adie Pena)
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
African python threat growing in Florida
(Fox News)
African python threat growing in Florida = Worry of charging reptilian? Ha!! Don't faint!
African python threat growing in Florida = Worry of charging reptilian? Ha!! Don't faint!
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Prospects for public option dim in Senate
(Washington Post)
Prospects for public option dim in Senate = Fine, Punt socialism; PPO docs no better - R.I.P.
Prospects for public option dim in Senate = Fine, Punt socialism; PPO docs no better - R.I.P.
(by S.C. MacDorman)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Iran warns Israel of "last breath" if it attacks
(Reuters)
Iran warns Israel of "last breath" if it attacks = Start no first at Asia as Tehran will fire back
Iran warns Israel of "last breath" if it attacks = Start no first at Asia as Tehran will fire back
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Sunday, September 27, 2009
'The Beautiful Life': Fall's First Canceled Show
(Yahoo! TV)
'The Beautiful Life': Fall's First Canceled Show = A scene's cut; it all will be shuffled off the air
'The Beautiful Life': Fall's First Canceled Show = A scene's cut; it all will be shuffled off the air
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Movie-maker Polanski Arrested in Switzerland
(ABC News)
Movie-Maker Polanski Arrested In Switzerland = Wilder, more evil, man-size, stark-naked rapist? (No.)
Movie-Maker Polanski Arrested In Switzerland = Wilder, more evil, man-size, stark-naked rapist? (No.)
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Storm Ondoy batters Luzon
(Inquirer)
As Tropical Storm Ondoy batters Luzon = Lotsa instant crazy outdoor problems!
As Tropical Storm Ondoy batters Luzon = Lotsa instant crazy outdoor problems!
(by Adie Pena)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
UBS to tell Americans if they are on IRS list
(Washington Post)
UBS to tell Americans if they are on IRS list = Use cash to flee into Syria - brilliant terms!
UBS to tell Americans if they are on IRS list = Use cash to flee into Syria - brilliant terms!
(by S.C. MacDorman)
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
The Holy Grail of the Unconscious
(The New York Times)
The Holy Grail of the Unconscious = Rousing icon to heal thyself -- (ouch!)
The Holy Grail of the Unconscious = Rousing icon to heal thyself -- (ouch!)
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Michael Moore Digs Up Presidential Footage for Capitalism: A Love Story
(Reelz Channel)
Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story" = Oh, America. So most still employ avarice!
Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story" = Oh, America. So most still employ avarice!
(by Adie Pena)
Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint
(Yahoo! News)
Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint = Dad ran, running like he's potent 19; "Out, damn drunk!".
Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint = Dad ran, running like he's potent 19; "Out, damn drunk!".
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Obama to meet China, Japan, Russia leaders
(AP)
Obama to meet China, Japan, Russia leaders = Same major table chats in Asia and Europe
Obama to meet China, Japan, Russia leaders = Same major table chats in Asia and Europe
(by Adie Pena)
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Folk's Most Beloved Princess: Mary Travers Dies at 72
(Time)
The American singer-songwriter Mary Allin Travers dies = Never stress. Real literary "Magic Dragon" remains within.
The American singer-songwriter Mary Allin Travers dies = Never stress. Real literary "Magic Dragon" remains within.
(by Adie Pena)
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Patrick Swayze made peace with death, memoir shows
(Yahoo! News)
Patrick Swayze made peace with death, memoir shows = He was wracked, yet amazed with epic metamorphosis
Patrick Swayze made peace with death, memoir shows = He was wracked, yet amazed with epic metamorphosis
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Iraqi shoe thrower unrepentant after release from jail
(The Guardian - Nigeria)
Iraqi shoe thrower unrepentant after release from jail = Free Iraqi nutter helps Joe Wilson hone arm after errata
Iraqi shoe thrower unrepentant after release from jail = Free Iraqi nutter helps Joe Wilson hone arm after errata
(by S.C. MacDorman)
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Question for President Barack Obama? Just ask!
(ABC News)
Question for President Barack Obama? Just ask! = As apt men forsake or quit bad jobs -- can u strike?
Question for President Barack Obama? Just ask! = As apt men forsake or quit bad jobs -- can u strike?
(by Jeffrey Barnes)
Monday, September 14, 2009
Serena Williams' US Open Title Defense Ends with Bizarre Loss to Kim Clijsters
(Chicago Tribune)
Serena Williams' US Open Title Defense Ends with Bizarre Loss to Kim Clijsters = Serena Cries, "Foot Didn't Pass Line; Twas in Mouth!" Tells Sis, "Well I...Jeez, I'm Berserk!"
Serena Williams' US Open Title Defense Ends with Bizarre Loss to Kim Clijsters = Serena Cries, "Foot Didn't Pass Line; Twas in Mouth!" Tells Sis, "Well I...Jeez, I'm Berserk!"
(by S.C. MacDorman)
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