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Friday, October 23, 2009

Shoes fly as Bush tells audience, 'I did not sell my soul'

(Raw Story)

















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"I am confident that I made decisions based on principle, that I made calls as best I could, and I did not sell my soul" = Damn hell, people! Criticisms and old soles fly as Bush admitted to a mad audience an idiotic, nonsensical tidbit
(by Adie Pena)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Pogue Answers Reader Questions on Windows 7

(The New York Times)

















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Windows Seven = Send views now
(by Adie Pena)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jewish leaders urge Obama to visit Israel

(YnetNews)

















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Jewish leaders urge Obama to visit Israel = We advise: Go to Jerusalem! Their air - a bliss!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Family describes fear, elation as balloon saga unfolded

(CNN)

















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Family describes fear, elation as balloon saga unfolded = Falcon's dad may also be using fine lads for elaborate lie
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Facebook Outage Silences 150,000 Users

(PC World)

















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A Facebook Outage Silences 150,000 Users = Because 150,000 aloof ones agree: "It sucks!"
(by Adie Pena)

Guy Laliberte ends his space jaunt with a smile

(The Daily Mirror)

















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The Cirque du Soleil billionaire and space tourist = I could also consider Laliberte's quite up in the air!
(by Adie Pena)

Monday, October 12, 2009

Stephen Gately: The Boyzone star's secret life that drove him to lies, pills and depression

(Daily Mail)

















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The Boyzone star and singer Stephen Gately = Brazenly open gay (not straight!) sees the end
(by Adie Pena)

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Marge gracing Playboy mag cover

(BBC News)

















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November issue of the magazine Playboy = Gaze at Homer 's live, mousy, open, fine baby
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Marge gracing Playboy mag cover

(BBC News)

















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Oh, believe in the beauty of zany Marge Simpson... = in the November issue of the magazine Playboy
(by Adie Pena)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

NASA moon "bombings" tomorrow: sky show, water expected

(National Geographic)

















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NASA moon "bombings" tomorrow: sky show, water expected = Wow! Messy to expand the war: moonrocks' bits boomerang!
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Three dead in separate incidents in Oakland

(The San Francisco Chronicle)

















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Three dead in separate incidents in Oakland = Sane teen child is kind to dear parent -- (an idea!)
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Woman's Shattered Life Shows Ground Beef Inspection Flaws

(The New York Times)

















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Cargill's "American Chef's Selection Angus Beef Patties" = Meanest E. coli in classic burger affects gal Stephanie
(by Adie Pena)

On Comedy's Flying Trapeze

(The New York Times)

















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A "Monty Python's Flying Circus" Reunion = = Only chumps continuing in forty years!
(by Adie Pena)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Case for God by Karen Armstrong

(The New York Times)

















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The Case for God by Karen Armstrong = Rock of Ages -- grander myth or absent?
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Monday, October 5, 2009

John McCain's mission: a GOP makeover

(Politico)

















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John McCain's mission: a GOP makeover = Improving a mass joke: come on -- cash in!
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Papandreou Extends Family Dynasty With Greek Election Victory

(Bloomberg)

















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The socialist leader George Papandreou = Oh, so popular as great, elite dad in Greece.
(by Adie Pena)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Tsunami flood captured on video

(Yahoo! News)

















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Tsunami flood captured on video = An outside proof, valid document
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Saturday, October 3, 2009

David Letterman Had Affair with CBS Late Show Staff

(Associated Content)

















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Made wild love then with star at... = "Late Show with David Letterman"
(by Adie Pena)

Friday, October 2, 2009

Former DA admits he lied in 'Roman Polanski: Wanted And Desired' film

(New York Daily News)

















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'Roman Polanski: Wanted And Desired' = No, a kid was old man's partner indeed!
(by Adie Pena)

Throat infection may have brought down T. rex

(Los Angeles Times)

















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Throat infection may have brought down T. rex = Hot, minty carnivore breath -- food? Ug! What next?
(by Jeffrey Barnes)