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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures

(Yahoo! News)

















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Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures = Except many prescribed aloe wrap to heal sunburn
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

NBA great Abdul-Jabbar has rare form of leukemia

(Yahoo! News)

















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Rare chronic myeloid leukemia = I'd cure a hero -- Kareem, my ill icon.
(by Adie Pena)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Jennifer Lopez suing ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10M over sale of 'sexual' honeymoon videos

(New York Daily News)

















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Ojani Noa's tell-all movie = One ill man violates a J.Lo.
(by Adie Pena)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports

(Yahoo! News)

















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Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports = Crowds love vibrant super-legs women sparring!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Monday, November 2, 2009

Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks

(AP)

















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Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks = Partners! Let's speak out strategies, air alliances.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Clinton minces no words with Pakistan

(ABS CBN News)

















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Clinton minces no words with Pakistan = Americans don't clown with, insist on Pk
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Levi Johnston Playgirl Shoot 90% Certain To Be Full-Frontal Nudity

(Huffington Post)

















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Bristol Palin's boyfriend revealing all = Lad's front "bone" real visible in Playgirl!
(by Adie Pena)

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Gordon Brown backing Tony Blair for EU president

(The Daily Mirror)

















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Gordon Brown backing Tony Blair for EU president = Known Brit's good for Europe and can bring liberty
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Russian road roulette?

(Yahoo! News)

















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Russian road roulette? = So it's a rule to run a red!
(by Adie Pena)

Friday, October 30, 2009

Internet addresses set for change

(BBC News)

















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Internationalised Domain Names = Some non-Latin IDs are maintained
(by Adie Pena)

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Andre Agassi Reveals Drug Abuse in Autobiography

(The Chosun Ilbo)

















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The Andre Agassi autobiography = Into a drug habit phase years ago!
(by Adie Pena)

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

U.S. to Order Steep Pay Cuts at Firms That Got Most Aid

(The New York Times)

















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U.S. to order steep pay cuts at firms that got most aid = "I'm destroyed!" pouts a prostrate soft-gut asthmatic
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Israel demolishes two Palestinian homes in Jerusalem

(Reuters)

















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Israel demolishes two Palestinian homes in Jerusalem = Homeless pair - 'Elimination, Jews dismantle real houses'
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Monday, October 26, 2009

Pfizer-Unilab row reaches retail sector

(Inquirer)

















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Pfizer-Unilab row reaches retail sector = Users face the bizarre Lipitor clone war!
(by Adie Pena)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Animal slaughter for the World Cup?

(Yahoo! News)

















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Animal slaughter for the World Cup? = Hindu alarm erupts for cow, "The gall!"
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Co-pilot: No sleeping or arguing in cockpit

(CNN)

















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Co-pilot: No sleeping or arguing in cockpit = Apologies to CNN on picking up erotic girl
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Saturday, October 24, 2009

US balloon mother 'admits hoax'

(BBC News)

















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US balloon mother admits it was a con. = A helium antic blows a son to stardom!
(by Tony Crafter)

Friday, October 23, 2009

Shoes fly as Bush tells audience, 'I did not sell my soul'

(Raw Story)

















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"I am confident that I made decisions based on principle, that I made calls as best I could, and I did not sell my soul" = Damn hell, people! Criticisms and old soles fly as Bush admitted to a mad audience an idiotic, nonsensical tidbit
(by Adie Pena)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Pogue Answers Reader Questions on Windows 7

(The New York Times)

















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Windows Seven = Send views now
(by Adie Pena)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jewish leaders urge Obama to visit Israel

(YnetNews)

















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Jewish leaders urge Obama to visit Israel = We advise: Go to Jerusalem! Their air - a bliss!
(by Aronas Pinchas)