'Significant' water found on Moon

(BBC News)

















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'Significant' water found on Moon = NASA off to drown on it -- in nice mug!

(by Adie Pena)

Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash

(Yahoo! News)

















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Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash = And perhaps Canada or US answer: "Alas, it's autumn!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Fort Hood Highlights a Threat of Homegrown Jihad

(Time)

















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Fort Hood Highlights a Threat of Homegrown Jihad = How might he (jihadist) get foothold? Afghan horror.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Obama makes Veterans Day pledge

(BBC News)

















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Tomb of the Unknowns at the Arlington military cemetery = Obit: I gently knelt at the monument for worthy Americans

(by Adie Pena)

Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures

(Yahoo! News)

















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Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures = Except many prescribed aloe wrap to heal sunburn

(by Dharam Khalsa)

NBA great Abdul-Jabbar has rare form of leukemia

(Yahoo! News)

















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Rare chronic myeloid leukemia = I'd cure a hero -- Kareem, my ill icon.

(by Adie Pena)

Jennifer Lopez suing ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10M over sale of 'sexual' honeymoon videos

(New York Daily News)

















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Ojani Noa's tell-all movie = One ill man violates a J.Lo.

(by Adie Pena)

Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports

(Yahoo! News)

















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Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports = Crowds love vibrant super-legs women sparring!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks

(AP)

















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Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks = Partners! Let's speak out strategies, air alliances.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Clinton minces no words with Pakistan

(ABS CBN News)

















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Clinton minces no words with Pakistan = Americans don't clown with, insist on Pk

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Levi Johnston Playgirl Shoot 90% Certain To Be Full-Frontal Nudity

(Huffington Post)

















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Bristol Palin's boyfriend revealing all = Lad's front "bone" real visible in Playgirl!

(by Adie Pena)

Gordon Brown backing Tony Blair for EU president

(The Daily Mirror)

















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Gordon Brown backing Tony Blair for EU president = Known Brit's good for Europe and can bring liberty

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Russian road roulette?

(Yahoo! News)

















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Russian road roulette? = So it's a rule to run a red!

(by Adie Pena)

Internet addresses set for change

(BBC News)

















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Internationalised Domain Names = Some non-Latin IDs are maintained

(by Adie Pena)

Andre Agassi Reveals Drug Abuse in Autobiography

(The Chosun Ilbo)

















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The Andre Agassi autobiography = Into a drug habit phase years ago!

(by Adie Pena)

U.S. to Order Steep Pay Cuts at Firms That Got Most Aid

(The New York Times)

















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U.S. to order steep pay cuts at firms that got most aid = "I'm destroyed!" pouts a prostrate soft-gut asthmatic

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Israel demolishes two Palestinian homes in Jerusalem

(Reuters)

















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Israel demolishes two Palestinian homes in Jerusalem = Homeless pair - 'Elimination, Jews dismantle real houses'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Pfizer-Unilab row reaches retail sector

(Inquirer)

















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Pfizer-Unilab row reaches retail sector = Users face the bizarre Lipitor clone war!

(by Adie Pena)

Animal slaughter for the World Cup?

(Yahoo! News)

















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Animal slaughter for the World Cup? = Hindu alarm erupts for cow, "The gall!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Co-pilot: No sleeping or arguing in cockpit

(CNN)

















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Co-pilot: No sleeping or arguing in cockpit = Apologies to CNN on picking up erotic girl

(by Dharam Khalsa)