The Israel-Hamas prisoner swap deal near: officials

(Washington Post)

















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The Israel-Hamas prisoner swap deal near: officials = O, Palestinians release him for a few sharp radicals!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Filipino declared Hero of the Year by CNN

(Inquirer)

















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A Filipino is named CNN "Hero of the Year" = I, this homey Efren Penaflorida, an icon?

(by Adie Pena)

Depressed woman loses benefits over Facebook photos

(Yahoo! News)

















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Depressed woman loses benefits over Facebook photos = Aha! Web snoopers observed posted smiles, took offence.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Terror plot ringleader gets 13-year prison term

(CBS 47)

















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Ringleader Narseal Batiste = A danger, sir. An elite blaster.

(by Adie Pena)

As Henry shows, footballers can't be trusted

(USA Today)

















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As Henry shows, footballers can't be trusted = So far, brethren, no doubt - he was tactless & sly!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

No Rebuke for 'Admonish,' 2009 Word of the Year

(The New York Times)

















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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year is announced = Current term "ADMONISH" raised a few eyebrows, no?

(by Adie Pena)

Revealed: the Scientist Who Says She Is The Real Belle De Jour

(Daily Mail)

















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Dr Brooke Magnanti was prostitute Belle de Jour = Tired blog-journal writer speaks out to be named

(by Tony Crafter)

G.M. Shows Signs of Recovery Despite New Loss

(The New York Times)

















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A General Motors recovery = Restore an ever gloomy car?

(by Adie Pena)

Obama walks a tightrope in first visit to China

(Yahoo! News)

















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Obama walks a tightrope in first visit to China = Lank visitor's top ambition: a fast high-wire act!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Splash! NASA moon crash struck lots of water

(Yahoo! News)

















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Splash! NASA moon crash struck lots of water = Astronauts want marsh crops, also flocks, eh?

(by Dharam Khalsa)

US and Japan to find 'new alliance'

(BBC News)

















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US and Japan to find 'new alliance' = A new adjusted financial plan, no?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

'Significant' water found on Moon

(BBC News)

















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'Significant' water found on Moon = NASA off to drown on it -- in nice mug!

(by Adie Pena)

Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash

(Yahoo! News)

















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Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash = And perhaps Canada or US answer: "Alas, it's autumn!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Fort Hood Highlights a Threat of Homegrown Jihad

(Time)

















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Fort Hood Highlights a Threat of Homegrown Jihad = How might he (jihadist) get foothold? Afghan horror.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Obama makes Veterans Day pledge

(BBC News)

















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Tomb of the Unknowns at the Arlington military cemetery = Obit: I gently knelt at the monument for worthy Americans

(by Adie Pena)

Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures

(Yahoo! News)

















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Experts: Placebo power behind many natural cures = Except many prescribed aloe wrap to heal sunburn

(by Dharam Khalsa)

NBA great Abdul-Jabbar has rare form of leukemia

(Yahoo! News)

















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Rare chronic myeloid leukemia = I'd cure a hero -- Kareem, my ill icon.

(by Adie Pena)

Jennifer Lopez suing ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10M over sale of 'sexual' honeymoon videos

(New York Daily News)

















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Ojani Noa's tell-all movie = One ill man violates a J.Lo.

(by Adie Pena)

Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports

(Yahoo! News)

















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Miss England gives up crown over brawl reports = Crowds love vibrant super-legs women sparring!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks

(AP)

















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Israel urges Palestinians to restart peace talks = Partners! Let's speak out strategies, air alliances.

(by Aronas Pinchas)