US balloon boy parents are given jail sentences

(BBC News)

















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US balloon boy parents are given jail sentences = So, enjoy a creative bonus: planning a bestseller!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Kissing under the mistletoe

(The Tribune)

















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Kissing under the mistletoe = This tongues' link met desire!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Eurostar train services canceled indefinitely

(Yahoo! News)

















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All Eurostar train services are suspended. = A crisis! European travellers stranded. Sue!

(by Tony Crafter)

British Lions rugby legend Gareth Thomas: 'It's ended my marriage and nearly driven me to suicide. Now it's time to tell the world the truth - I'm gay

(Daily Mail)

















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The British Lions rugby player Gareth Thomas = Not a girlish bother but he's rather simply gay!

(by Adie Pena)

Accenture ends Tiger Woods sponsorship deal

(BBC News)

















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Accenture, Gillette, Gatorade = Agree, all enacted to cut Tiger

(by Mark McNamara)

Christmas Gifts for Beer Lovers

(Bournemouth Echo)

















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Christmas Gifts for Beer Lovers? = Offer the gross victims barrels?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Up in the Air' Tops Golden Globe Nominations

(People)

















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Up In The Air, starring George Clooney = Hero in one great picture gains glory

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Italy's PM Silvio Berlusconi is bloodied by attack

(BBC News)

















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Civil loon bruises = Silvio Berlusconi

(by Tony Crafter)

Intersex News: Vindicated!

(Intersex News)

















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Sex chromosome virility? = Love's XY itch. I'm Romeo sir!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren to leave him, newspaper reports

(News.com.au)

















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Tiger's wife to leave him = A few girlies the motive!

(by Mark McNamara)

Woods to take indefinite leave from golf

(Lancaster Eagle Gazette)

















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Woods to take indefinite break = O, wife and I to take rest in bed! OK?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Woods fleeing US for safe haven

(News.com.au)

















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Woods fleeing US for safe haven = Aha! New deviousness - golfer off!

(by Mark McNamara)

Haggling begins at UN climate talks

(Sydney Morning Herald)

















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The Climate Talks = Task: Halt ice melt!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Divisions run deep in Copenhagen

(ABC News)

















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Divisions run deep in Copenhagen = Opposing ninnies underachieved

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gino and Stuart Face Charges Over Rat Death

(What's On TV)

















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Chef Gino D'Acampo and actor Stuart Manning = Ach! I'm consuming a fat rat on Ant and Dec prog!

(by Tony Crafter)

Russian nightclub fire victims mourned

(CBC)

















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Russian city of Perm = Music party's on fire

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sponsors support Tiger Woods despite Rachel Uchitel, Jamiee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin

(Examiner)

















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Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin = All make a major Tiger hack his unique club in bed!

(by Adie Pena)

Swiss ban mosque minarets

(Stuff.co.nz)

















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Swiss ban mosque minarets = Swiss ban request - no imams!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Teachers not to blame for language problems

(Asia One)

















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Problem in Chinese? = Incomprehensible!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Siberian tiger in severe decline

(BBC News)

















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The Siberian Tiger Monitoring Programme = I am reporting on rare ones. It might be grim.

(by Adie Pena)