Is Britain becoming more conservative?

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Is Britain becoming more conservative? = Viva Tories! Big Ben is nice to Mr Cameron.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britons feared dead in Ethiopian Airlines plane crash

(BBC News)



















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Ethiopian Airlines plane crash = Oh, in an airship all rest in peace!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

'Chemical Ali' executed in Iraq

(BBC News)

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Ali Hassan al-Majid 'Chemical Ali' executed in Iraq = Quit a jail animal. Criminal leech! As acid, he's axed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

SAG-gy Bullock and Basterds

(The Sun)

















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SAG-gy Bullock and Basterds = By gad! Gal tends bulk Oscars!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Photographers protest against terror law discrimination

(Daily Mail)

















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"Mass Photo Gathering" = Sharp men "shoot" at gig!

(by Adie Pena)

Should we tell jokes about gays and lesbians? BBC asks the nation.

(The Times)

















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Should we tell jokes about gays and lesbians? BBC asks the nation. = Stabs absolutely ached! Baboons laugh at lewd jest on kinkiness!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief'

(MTV)

















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'Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief' = Oh, A-OK affair where Bono et al offer quite liberating help

(by Adie Pena)

Alleged car thief found playing 'Grand Theft Auto'

(Yahoo! News)

















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Alleged car thief found playing 'Grand Theft Auto' = After lifting a car plant Dodge, the guy had no fuel!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

NBC's Conan fiasco: By the numbers

(The Week)

















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The Leno and O'Brien fiasco = NBC retained a foolish one!

(by Adie Pena)

Iraq inquiry to hear former PM Blair next week

(Reuters)

















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Iraq inquiry to hear former PM Blair next week = "I'm what? Nil IQ?? Extra queer brainy performer?? OK!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

2010 Golden Globe Awards

(The New York Times)

















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The Golden Globe Awards Ceremony, California. = Celebrities all come. Why? For a gong and a drone!

(by Tony Crafter)

Japan Airlines files for bankruptcy protection

(BBC News)

















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Japan Airlines files for bankruptcy = In brief, planes lack January profits?

(by Adie Pena)

Daisy Lowe's coming of age

(The Times)

















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Daisy Lowe's coming of age = Fine cow, as leggy, said "MOO!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Gordon Brown branded Mandelson's puppet as he champions the middle class

(Daily Mail)

















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The champion of the middle classes? = Homicidal leech! He's Ten's so daft PM.

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Avatar' earns a billion dollars, fastest ever

(Techie.com.ph)

















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The film, James Cameron's "Avatar," earns a billion dollars = A brilliant L.A. craftsman's movie on a jarhead sells more!

(by Adie Pena)

Gay pageant 'cancelled by police' in China

(BBC News)

















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A "Mr Gay China" is cancelled by police = Chic and campy nice boys are illegal!

(by Adie Pena)

Thousands view solar eclipse event

(AP)

















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Thousands view solar eclipse event = View satellite's phased cover on sun

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Our Solar System May Have Millions of "Twins"

(National Geographic)

















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Our Solar System May Have Millions of "Twins" = So, we humans may aim to visit less forlornly

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Salmon, beef on the menu for Prince William in Australia

(The Herald Sun)

















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Prince William will sit down to a lunch fit for a king when he arrives at Admiralty House next week. = What de luxe main menu fill! What's in it? Kangaroo steak with crocodile liver in prawn fry with eels!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Why those fat thighs may help you live longer

(Reuters)

















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People with fat in their thighs and backsides may live longer = Eh? Like greedy living fatheads as that PM Brown in politics eh?

(by Maurice Goddard)