Feng shui master arrested over tycoon's will

(AP)

















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Feng shui master arrested over tycoon's will = Reward for rogue's vilest lies, met Tony Chan's.

(by Maurice Goddard)

President Obama admits US deficit will hit record high

(The Times)

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President Obama admits US deficit will hit record high = G.W.Bush: "Christ! I?? Am I the mad trillion deficit desperado?"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Beyonce Knowles wins six Grammy Awards

(Now Magazine)

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Beyonce Knowles gets six Grammy awards! = Sexy singer's work was commented by Gala

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Henrietta Lacks' "Immortal" Cells

(Smithsonian)



















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Henrietta Lacks = Hack, it's eternal!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Pope faces protests on British visit over attack on equality laws

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Pope faces protests on British visit over attack on equality laws = Vatican's petty power? It's Vatican's queer priests' foolish talk. Boo!!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

In Speech, Obama to Admit Missteps in First Year

(The New York Times)

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In Speech, Obama to Admit Missteps in First Year = Hit/miss: a step may, in fact, be a 'stride' (no promise)

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Beyonce is Queen of Grammy Awards

(BBC News)

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Beyonce Knowles gets six Grammy awards! = Wow! Graced sex symbol singer takes many!

(by Tony Crafter)

Sex scandal MP Nigel Griffiths to stand down

(The Daily Telegraph)

















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Sex scandal MP Nigel Griffiths to stand down = Poll's grand stand end: Twit shags office minx!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Beyonce wins Grammy for Best Song

(NME)

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Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" = So, a piece untiringly nailed "Best Song"!

(by Adie Pena)

Why the latest party drug brings new dangers

(The Daily Mirror)

















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Why the latest party drug brings new dangers? = Randy guys bed girls! Whew! The pregnant tarts.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Prayers said for tragic children

(AP)

















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Prayers said for tragic children = I rather cry. God's fair candles RIP

(by Maurice Goddard)

Gandhiji's ashes scattered in Indian Ocean

(The Hindu)

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Gandhiji's ashes scattered in Indian Ocean = Inciting echo? Assassinated, he'd end in a jar.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mel Gibson: 'Obama can't fix the US'

(Digital Spy)

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Mel Gibson: 'Obama can't fix the US' = 'The fit? Obama's boxing Uncle Sam!'

(by Maurice Goddard)

Unrepentant, unforgiven, Blair says "I'd do it again"

(The Times)

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Unrepentant, unforgiven, Blair says "I'd do it again" = Profaner! A nauseating blundering idiot's vanity!

(by Maurice Goddard)

In Speech, Obama to Admit Missteps in First Year

(The New York Times)


















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In Speech, Obama to Admit Missteps in First Year = A brief modesty attempt in his passions - a crime?

(by Dharam Khalsa)

10 questions Tony Blair must answer at the Chilcot inquiry

(The Guardian)


















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10 questions Tony Blair must answer at the Chilcot inquiry = No 10's onetime chronic twit quietly squints. "Arabs lay hurt?"

(by Maurice Goddard)

More youngsters from poor homes go to university

(BBC News)

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More youngsters from poor homes go to university = Eton room moreover, is OUT for most hungry gypsies!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hillary Clinton says she won't serve eight years

(AP)

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Hillary Clinton says she won't serve eight years = "Honestly, I hate Washington's very silly careers!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pete Doherty fined for taking drugs to court

(Yahoo! News)

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Heroin?! It's a stupid crime by the... = ... British musician Pete Doherty!

(by Adie Pena)

Book publishers embrace Apple's iPad

(The Australian)

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Book publishers embrace Apple's iPad = E-mail popped up so: "Bash BlackBerries!"

(by Mark McNamara)