Rain pours new misery on quake-struck Haiti

(Reuters)

















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Rain pours new misery on quake-struck Haiti = 'Skyquake' out, saw more pain in Richter ruins.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hairs trace human history

(MSNBC)

















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Hairs trace human history = Such hairy rot? He's Martian??

(by Maurice Goddard)

Music That Changed History and Still Resonates

(The New York Times)

















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"In Performance at the White House: A Celebration of Music from the Civil Rights Movement" = Michelle Obama invites us to view the hot concert night for America's triumph of free men

(by Adie Pena)

Peter Andre's fury as Katie Price gives toddler Princess a glamour model style makeover

(Daily Mail)

















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Peter Andre's fury as Katie Price gives toddler Princess a glamour model style makeover = Some people are an utter disgrace, as real crap mum left kid looking very, very distressed

(by Chris Sturdy)

Terror laws in doubt as 'suicide bomber' is freed

(The Scotsman)

















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Terror laws in doubt as 'suicide bomber' is freed = O! Delicious idea? Murderer Brown fits bars best!

(by Maurice Goddard)

David Cameron battles to save top female candidate after local row

(The Daily Telegraph)

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David Cameron battles to save top female candidate after local row = As a fat lot of tact, Conservative Leader added: "Problematical women!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

NATO seeks partners to fight Taliban

(Financial Times)

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Nato seeks partners to fight Taliban = Sent in a battle, Afghan troops strike!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Reading the 'tea party' leaves in Florida

(Los Angeles Times)

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Reading the 'tea party' leaves in Florida = Earl Grey? It'd defeat in vote Sarah Palin!
Reading the 'tea party' leaves in Florida = Event at it? Sarah Palin died of Earl Grey!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Toyota Prius recall 'expected'

(Autocar)

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Toyota Prius recall = Totally precarious?

(by Adie Pena)

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Toyota Prius recall = You, car's total peril!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Iraq war means a new batallion of lost souls bunkered down in suburban homes

(The Herald Sun)

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What becomes of the lost souls? = O! Most face Hell. Bush stews too?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Price's nanny told Junior about wedding

(Digital Spy)

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Price's nanny told Junior about wedding = 'New dad' Injun isn't cute. Poor darling boy!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Whitewashing Zimbabwe's history

(The Guardian)

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The documentary 'Mugabe and the White African' = Notice: "Chief Man Wanted. A haughty armed brute"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Anne Hathaway gives GQ a kissing lesson

(MSNBC)

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Anne Hathaway gives GQ a kissing lesson = "Hi gang!" Q: A heavenly kiss? A: Witness a snog!
[snog: to kiss and cuddle (Briticism)]

(by Maurice Goddard)

US east coast shut down as 'snowpocalypse' hits

(The Daily Telegraph)

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"Snowpocalypse" in the east coast = Nasty! No access, as two people hit.

(by Adie Pena)

Mudslides sweep away cars, assault homes near LA

(Yahoo! News)

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Mudslides sweep away cars, assault homes near LA = A merciless storm washes land. Alas, pause way due.

(by Adriano D.)

US dismisses Iranian claims of nuclear agreement

(The Guardian)

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US dismisses Iranian claims of nuclear agreement in push for sanctions = America, lining fair consensus, spurns Tehran and use of atomic missiles

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Palin e-mails reveal a powerful 'first dude'

(The Anchorage Daily News)

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Palin e-mails reveal a powerful 'first dude' = Darn dame's use! Real well-off pair live it up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Palin e-mails reveal a powerful 'first dude' = Mine-evil-wife-Todd appears as a full ruler

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Romania agrees to host US missile interceptors

(Christian Science Monitor)

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Romania agrees to host US missile interceptors = Poor state runs & legitimises American shooters

(by Aronas Pinchas)

New senator Scott Brown sure gets down to Republican business

(Washington Post)

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New senator Scott Brown sure gets down to Republican business = *NOT* New Labour's Ten Downing Street case! Issue? Scot Brown burps!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hear the rumble of Christian hypocrisy

(The Times)

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Hear the rumble of Christian hypocrisy = Human? Catholic priests hereby horrify!

(by Maurice Goddard)