(Daily Mail) Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt and Geoff Hoon suspended from Labour party = The MPs for hire won a lobbyists' payout, offend us and get in rather deep crap.
NHS maternity units are struggling to cope with the growing number of obese pregnant women. = Grunting orgasms now! One terrific plump twenty-nine stone mother-to-be, was bigger than huge!
Republicans howling as Dems muddle through various options of health care reform bill = Driven hard in the loud plight, Obama follows GOP's chronic bullshit measure for measure!
Nina Maria Kleivan dressed up baby as Hitler, Stalin and Saddam as part of 'evil doers' photo essay = Piss as depraved kiddy passion? Yasser Arafat, Ivan the Terrible, Osama bin Laden, and Mullahs too!