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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Karzai outburst exposes Kabul's rift with West

(Reuters)
Obama Visits Government Officials and Troops in Afghanistan

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Karzai outburst exposes Kabul's rift with West = It's fast work! Extra zealous twit pukes rubbish!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Besigye not scared of arrest

(New Vision)

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Besigye not scared of arrest = Reacts by no regrets of ideas
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, April 2, 2010

Judge: Bush overstepped wiretapping authority

(The San Francisco Chronicle)
UPI POY 2009 - Inauguration

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Judge: Bush overstepped wiretapping authority = "Just beat the dirty eavesdropping rogue up! Whip!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I am proud to be gay, says pop star Ricky Martin

(BBC News)
Ricky Martin arrives at the 52nd annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles

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The singer Enrique "Ricky" Martin Morales... = ...remarks, "One thing, sir, I'm certainly queer!"
(by Adie Pena)

Monday, March 29, 2010

Suicide bombers kill at least 37 in Moscow subway

(National Post)
Deadly Explosions Rock Moscow Metro System

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Suicide bombers kill at least thirty seven in Moscow subway = Bad blast blows many their Muscovites. Likewise, no security.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Saturday, March 27, 2010

US, Russia reach new arms control deal

(CNN)
Obama briefs media at White House after agreeing to sign New START Treaty with Russia

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US, Russia reach new arms control deal = So, do crush war-time nuclear arsenals!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Friday, March 26, 2010

Tiger Woods' adultery: The scientific defense

(Salon)
Tiger Woods apologizes for irresponsible and selfish behavior in Florida

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Tiger Woods' adultery: The scientific defense = It glorifies the screwiest tendency of a dude!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Talk to your baby (using real words)... it boosts their brain

(Daily Mail)
Angelina Jolie tightly holds her daughter Vivienne on the balcony of their Venice apartment

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Talk to your baby (using real words)... it boosts their brain = Why risk, go oral...don't babble, utter to your bairns as it is.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Vienna Boys' Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals

(The Times)
Press conference about clerical sex abuse in Germany - Vatican

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Vienna Boys' Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals = As church snaps, "God, you beast! Inexcusable!" (in vain?)
(by Dharam Khalsa)

After Health Vote, Threats on Democrats

(The New York Times)
Pelosi And House Leaders Sign Senate Health Reform Bill

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After Health Vote, Threats on Democrats = Haste to control the adverse aftermath!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Discovery makes it official: "Sarah Palin's Alaska" to TLC

(Washington Post)
Brooklyn Artist Displays Sarah Palin Themed Installation

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"Sarah Palin's Alaska" reality TV show in The Learning Channel = As in all her interviews, a charlatan shall speak on anything.
(by Adie Pena)

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"Sarah Palin's Alaska" reality show Killer has a passion. What? A salary!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Moon's Water Comes in Three Flavors, Scientists Say

(Yahoo! News)
Moon and satellite dish
















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Moon's Water Comes in Three Flavors, Scientists Say = My favorite ones: Mint, Carrots, Swiss Cheese. (No salt?)
(by Adie Pena)

Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt and Geoff Hoon suspended from Labour party

(Daily Mail)
Patricia Hewitt Leaves a Westminster Television StudioGordon Brown & Lord Mandelson Launch Growth Strategy
















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Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt and Geoff Hoon suspended from Labour party = The MPs for hire won a lobbyists' payout, offend us and get in rather deep crap.
(by Chris Sturdy)

Samantha Cameron expecting baby

(Yahoo! News)
Samantha Cameron Announces Pregnancy

















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Samantha Cameron expecting baby = A Tory bench beams! Next, a campaign?
(by Maurice Goddard)

'Baby killer' shouted at Democrat after bill's passage

(CNN)
House Votes On Health Care Reform Legislation

















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'Baby killer' shouted at Democrat after bill's passage = First some bad boys called the great Stupak a liberal!
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Iceland volcano prompts evacuations

(Al Jazeera)
Lava flow in Hawaii

















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Iceland volcano prompts evacuations = Lava crops panic. Cold EU state movin' on
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Enter Emeril's Mother's Day Breakfast in Bed Contest!

(ABC News)
Woman having breakfast in bed

















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Enter Emeril's Mother's Day Breakfast in Bed Contest! = Best tinned farm milk + cheeses on toast + red berry tea!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Soham murderer Ian Huntley's throat is slashed in attack by fellow inmate

(Daily Mail)
Police tape with fingerprint and magnifying glass

















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Ian Huntley's throat is slashed by a fellow inmate = What all in Soham then say: ""Definitely a result! S.O.B.!"
(by David Bourke)

Irish victims disappointed by pope abuse letter

(Washington Post)
Pope Benedict XVI Addresses Letter To Irish Faithful

















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Irish victims disappointed by pope abuse letter = Benedict's a bit vapid reply to impious priests, eh
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obese mothers-to-be pose problems

(Yahoo! News)
Scottish Government Annouce Plans To Deal With The Time Bomb Of Obesity

















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NHS maternity units are struggling to cope with the growing number of obese pregnant women. = Grunting orgasms now! One terrific plump twenty-nine stone mother-to-be, was bigger than huge!
(by Maurice Goddard)