New Tell-All Claims Oprah Winfrey Has 'Hidden' Life

(Fox News)

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New Tell-All Claims Oprah Winfrey Has 'Hidden' Life = Well, nympho had illicit affairs! Well ensnared eh?


New Tell-All Claims Oprah Winfrey Has 'Hidden' Life = The nice and sillier nympho had affairs. Well well!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tiger Woods finishes 4th at Masters

(Breaking Sports)

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Tiger Woods finishes fourth at Masters = The man's disastrous effort with orgies?

(by Adie Pena)

Every Black Hole Contains Another Universe?

(National Geographic)

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Every black hole contains another universe = Ah, research likes to be very unconventional!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Richard Dawkins wants to arrest the Pope

(The Good Atheist)

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Richard Dawkins wants to arrest the Pope = Dapper atheist with warrant on Red Socks

(by Mark McNamara)

Gordon Brown due to launch Labour manifesto

(BBC News)

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Gordon Brown due to launch Labour manifesto = Cameron: "War! I'll rub and boot the unsound goof!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

No faking! Simpson sans makeup

(MSNBC)

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No faking! Simpson sans makeup = Masks mask a fine pin-up on song!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Ahead of nuclear talks, Obama sees foreign leaders

(AP)

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Ahead of nuclear talks, Obama sees foreign leaders = All Heads agree to an offer - America's nuke-deal boss!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict XVI

(The Times)

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Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict XVI = We'd risk a partial win in child sex probe verdict

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict XVI = Terrible sex rap. I'd whip Vatican's weird Old Nick!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict = Whirlwind attack on Padre describes peril, I

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Republicans Weighing Party's Message

(The New York Times)

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Republicans weighing party's message = My! Seeing her, gasbag Palin screws it up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Republicans weighing party's message = Palin's speech gigs must be WAY angrier!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Elizabeth Taylor to marry for ninth time

(The Hindustan Times)

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Elizabeth Taylor to marry for ninth time = Not mortality - try Alzheimer of the brain!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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Elizabeth Taylor to marry for ninth time = Boy! Hot flirt. Matrimony tantalizer here!

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Elizabeth Taylor to marry for ninth time = Merry horizontal tomb reality, if a tenth?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Polish President Killed in Plane Crash

(VOA News)

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Polish President Killed in Plane Crash = I, Poland's leader Lech K., splinter in ship

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Polish president killed in plane crash = Sinister end appalled in shock. He'll RIP.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Four missing West Virginia miners are found dead

(BBC News)

Four missing West Virginia miners are found dead = Our grieving wife's tears run, as if mined diamonds.


Four missing West Virginia miners are found dead = Did mine staff ignore various warnings? Erm...I'd sue!

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Four missing West Virginia miners are found dead = A wide unanimous "Disaster!" from grieving friends

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Germany has no doubt Greece can refinance its debts

(Reuters)

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Germany has no doubt Greece can refinance its debts = Athens can be biggest trade, can find money resource

(by Aronas Pinchas)

US-Russia pact is one small step closer to nuclear Utopia

(The Times)

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US-Russia pact is one small step closer to nuclear Utopia = USA politics pulse, to curse our planet's atomic arsenals!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Legal fight over Plumpy'nut, the hunger wonder-product

(BBC News)

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Nutriset's Plumpy'nut = Must supply nutrient!

(by Adie Pena)

Playboy photographers find reality TV hard work

(Yahoo! News)

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Playboy photographers find reality TV hard work = That word 'hard' by typography is profane overkill!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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Playboy photographers find reality TV hard work = Favorably sightworthy; proper hard-on kept daily!

(by Adie Pena)

Prince William and Kate to get engaged

(Daily Telegraph)

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Prince William and Kate to get engaged = "A parading elegant king-elect: I'm to wed!"
Prince William and Kate to get engaged? = Pair met, giggle, and talk in: "We need a cot!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Iran ridicules Obama's nuclear strategy

(AP)

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Iran ridicules Obama's nuclear strategy = All you Americans great disturbance, sir

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Treat your body like a temple, worship it: Bipasha Basu

(Daily News & Analysis)

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Treat your body like a temple, worship it: Bipasha Basu = As a UK pub patriot, that's how I sip. I adore my beer belly!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Has Rome Lost Faith in the Pope

(The Daily Beast)

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Has Rome Lost Faith in the Pope? = 'Holiest Pomp' on Earth is fat, eh?

(by Maurice Goddard)