Charles, Camilla needed neat gin before meeting dignitaries: Laura Bush

(Daily News & Analysis)

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Charles, Camilla needed neat gin before meeting dignitaries: Laura Bush = I see a hang. Britain's sillier female and balmier gent need Dutch courage!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Brown Defends Immigration After Blunder

(Sky News)

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Brown Defends Immigration After Blunder = "Flirt and fire! Darn women bigots burden me!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Contacting Aliens 'A Bad Idea', Warns Hawking

(Yahoo! News)

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Contacting Aliens 'A Bad Idea', Warns Hawking = I'd tag Barack as a new alien in Washington, DC!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Greece crisis: Fears grow that it could spread

(BBC News)

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Greece crisis: Fears grow that it could spread = The tragic world case disgraces Europe first.

(by Adie Pena)

Today In Blogfights: Will Sarah Palin Run?

(Time)

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Today In Blogfights: Will Sarah Palin Run? = Nifty darn gal gawps in "O! Hi!" oral bullshit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Good Morning America: Gordon Brown Labour Smoke & Mirrors

(Newsvine)

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Good Morning America: Gordon Brown Labour Smoke & Mirrors. = O! UK mirror on Mr Brown is: A good old scaremongering Rambo!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Study: Nearly half of U.S. adults have heart risk factor

(Newsday)

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Study: Nearly half of U.S. adults have heart risk factor = Due to KFC's 'have-to-hurry' ready trash all stuff in, alas.

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Hollywood Sign, Brought to You by Hugh Hefner

(Vanity Fair)

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The Hollywood Sign, Brought to You by Hugh Hefner = How lofty, eh? Big old Bunny Guy's the thorough hero!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Study links chocolate and depression

(Los Angeles Times)

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Study links chocolate and depression = Snickers do lead to hyped lunatics, son!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope's visit: Foreign Office needs brains, not brainstorming

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Pope's visit: Foreign Office needs brains, not brainstorming = Vatican's toffee-nosed bore's fine trip, brings grim opinions

(by Maurice Goddard)

This column will change your life: The beauty in imperfection

(The Guardian)

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This column will change your life: The beauty in imperfection = In this claim, gracefully true of cute 'Winnie the Pooh', by Milne?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sympathies to friends, families of workers lost in Deepwater Horizon explosion

(Houston Chronicle)

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The Deepwater Horizon oil drilling platform = How a dozen'll die from peril in that petrol rig

(by Adie Pena)

Cameron warns of hung parliament dangers

(Yahoo! News)

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Cameron warns of hung parliament dangers = A rampant handsome Clegg runs for a winner!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tea 'healthier' drink than water

(BBC News)

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Tea 'healthier' drink than water = Aha! That trend rather like wine?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tea 'healthier' drink than water

Killer fungus seen in Pacific Northwest

(CNN)

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Killer fungus seen in Pacific Northwest = Lung pest's horrific influence isn't weak!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Katie Melua embraces feminism

(Yahoo! News)

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Katie Melua embraces feminism = Me! Kissable cute me! I'm in a frame!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama: Financial reform key to avoiding crisis

(Reuters)

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Obama: Financial reform key to avoiding crisis = Barack's to fail rigid vision of American money

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Slain Miss. white supremacist was stabbed, beaten

(Yahoo! News)

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Slain Miss. white supremacist was stabbed, beaten = It establishes men saw nabbed racist's time was up

(by Adie Pena)

Muslim group warns 'South Park' creators of death

(Yahoo! News)

(Yahoo! News)

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Muslim group warns 'South Park' creators of death = USA authors draw results from mocking a prophet

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Muslim group warns 'South Park' creators of death = Authors' sick humor appals; now targets of murder.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Who got voted off 'American Idol'? Tim Urban, at long last!

(Newsday)

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Tim Urban = I am burnt!

(by Adie Pena)