A Faded Relic of Christendom Reappears

(The New York Times)


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A Faded Relic of Christendom Reappears = Pope's rather faded as a confirmed relic?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Misunderestimated? George W. Bush to admit 'flaws and mistakes' for the first time in 'Decision Points' memoir

(Newsvine)


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Misunderestimated? George W. Bush to admit 'flaws and mistakes' for the first time in 'Decision Points' memoir = "Me? I'm Mr Me! Merits? I was Washington Administration's stupider, bigmouthed, toffee-nosed, reckless, fat idiot!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obese kids more apt to be bullied, study confirms

(Reuters)


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Obese kids more apt to be bullied, study confirms = Born stupid, sick dummy beer-bellied fatsoes too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama: Oil spill may be 'unprecedented disaster'

(Free Press)


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Obama: Oil spill may be 'unprecedented disaster' = Lamentably, America disposed in deep troubles

(by Aronas Pinchas)

More trouble rains down on Britain's Brown

(The San Francisco Chronicle)


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More trouble rains down on Britain's Brown = Labour nit Brown drowns in 'Retire man!' boos

(by Maurice Goddard)

Halliburton in spotlight in gulf spill probe

(Los Angeles Times)


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Halliburton in spotlight in gulf spill probe = Thus, bring a split bill for helping pollution!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Naked volunteers pay homage to LS Lowry

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Naked volunteers pay homage to LS Lowry = Same low orgy level, Yank's nude photo-art.

(by Maurice Goddard)

British Paper Drops Labour Backing

(The New York Times)

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British Paper Drops Labour Backing = Drop a gibberish brat. Nick's popular!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Belgian lawmakers vote to ban full-face veils in public

(Washington Post)

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Belgian lawmakers vote to ban full-face veils in public = Brave legislative fuel backs full-blown emancipation?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Charles, Camilla needed neat gin before meeting dignitaries: Laura Bush

(Daily News & Analysis)

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Charles, Camilla needed neat gin before meeting dignitaries: Laura Bush = I see a hang. Britain's sillier female and balmier gent need Dutch courage!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Brown Defends Immigration After Blunder

(Sky News)

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Brown Defends Immigration After Blunder = "Flirt and fire! Darn women bigots burden me!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Contacting Aliens 'A Bad Idea', Warns Hawking

(Yahoo! News)

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Contacting Aliens 'A Bad Idea', Warns Hawking = I'd tag Barack as a new alien in Washington, DC!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Greece crisis: Fears grow that it could spread

(BBC News)

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Greece crisis: Fears grow that it could spread = The tragic world case disgraces Europe first.

(by Adie Pena)

Today In Blogfights: Will Sarah Palin Run?

(Time)

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Today In Blogfights: Will Sarah Palin Run? = Nifty darn gal gawps in "O! Hi!" oral bullshit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Good Morning America: Gordon Brown Labour Smoke & Mirrors

(Newsvine)

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Good Morning America: Gordon Brown Labour Smoke & Mirrors. = O! UK mirror on Mr Brown is: A good old scaremongering Rambo!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Study: Nearly half of U.S. adults have heart risk factor

(Newsday)

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Study: Nearly half of U.S. adults have heart risk factor = Due to KFC's 'have-to-hurry' ready trash all stuff in, alas.

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Hollywood Sign, Brought to You by Hugh Hefner

(Vanity Fair)

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The Hollywood Sign, Brought to You by Hugh Hefner = How lofty, eh? Big old Bunny Guy's the thorough hero!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Study links chocolate and depression

(Los Angeles Times)

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Study links chocolate and depression = Snickers do lead to hyped lunatics, son!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope's visit: Foreign Office needs brains, not brainstorming

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Pope's visit: Foreign Office needs brains, not brainstorming = Vatican's toffee-nosed bore's fine trip, brings grim opinions

(by Maurice Goddard)

This column will change your life: The beauty in imperfection

(The Guardian)

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This column will change your life: The beauty in imperfection = In this claim, gracefully true of cute 'Winnie the Pooh', by Milne?

(by Maurice Goddard)