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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans

(People)
The 38th Annual Lifetime Achievement Award Honoring Mike Nichols held at The Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California on June 10th, 2010. Calista Flockhart, Harrison Ford Fame Pictures, Inc

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Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans = Hand-sewn just for Santa Fe rider or wild gringo
(by Dharam Khalsa)
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Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters"

(National Geographic)
Australia, Great Barrier Reef, Grey Reef Shark swimming amongst fish on reef, underwater view

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Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters" = Organisms carry renal risks, but it's grand teeth SCAR!!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BP to fund $20bn Gulf of Mexico oil spill payout

(BBC News)
WASHINGTON - JUNE 16: Jars of water mixed with oil that were collected from the Gulf Coast waters of Louisiana and Alabama are stacked in front of Gulf Coast residents as they attend a news conference on Capitol Hill June 16, 2010 in Washington, DC. About 90 residents from the Gulf Coast participated in a news conference to tell stories on how the oil spill has impacted their lives and to call on for a clean energy future. BP announced that they will finance a $20 billion fund to compensate individuals whose jobs and incomes have been affected by the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

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British Petroleum's twenty billion dollar payout = Oil spill problem to ruin Tony Hayward's elite butt!
(by Adie Pena)
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Barack Obama calls for Gulf Coast Restoration Plan funded by BP

(AL.com)
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks after addressing the nation about the BP oil spill from the Oval Office of the White House in Washington June 15, 2010. Obama vowed on Tuesday to compel BP Plc to pay damages for its recklessness in the Gulf of Mexico oil spill and sought to harness public outrage over the disaster into support for his bid to cut U.S. dependence on fossil fuels. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES - Tags: DISASTER POLITICS ENERGY BUSINESS IMAGES OF THE DAY)

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Gulf Coast Restoration Plan = Constant outrage for a spill?
(by Adie Pena)
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Afghanistan: Britain is stuck with a war it can't afford and can't win

(The Daily Telegraph)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 29: A protester in front of the Queen Elizabeth Conference Centre on January 29, 2010 in London, England. Mr Blair, who was Britain's Prime Minister from May 1997 to June 2007, will face questions from Chairman of the Inquiry Sir John Chilcot. This is the United Kingdom's fourth inquiry into the Iraq war. Intelligence officials, senior civil servants, politicians and military commanders have given evidence so far on January 29, 2010. (Photo by Marco Secchi/Getty Images)

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Afghanistan: Britain is stuck with a war it can't afford and can't win = A fanatic Barack in Washington: "Act? It isn't 'if'! Run fast, and withdraw!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Iranians dig in for the battle they know could take years

(The Independent)
flag of Iran

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Iranians dig in for the battle they know could take years = Genuine trend is fiery, to kick, beat, and throw Ayatollahs!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Monday, June 14, 2010

Love and Devotion: The World Cup and the 'Religion' of Soccer

(Huffington Post)
Japan's Keisuke Honda celebrates after their 2010 World Cup Group E soccer match against Cameroon at Free State stadium in Bloemfontein June 14, 2010. REUTERS/Jorge Silva (SOUTH AFRICA - Tags: SPORT SOCCER WORLD CUP)

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Love and Devotion: The World Cup and the 'Religion' of Soccer = Unloved nowhere, chronic Liverpool fans get addicted too!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Oh Diane, you are Labour's Sarah Palin

(The Times)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 09: Labour leadership candidate Dianne Abbott smiles after giving a television interview near Parliament on June 9, 2010 in London, England. A ballot will be taken of Labour party, trade union members, MPs and MEPs to select the next leader of the labour party from shortlist of: Diane Abbott, Ed Balls, Andy Burnham, David Miliband and Ed Miliband. The result of the ballot is due to be announced during Labour party conference on September 25, 2010. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)

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Oh Diane, you are Labour's Sarah Palin = A horrible nauseous lady. O! A piranha!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Queen marks official birthday at Trooping the Colour

(The Times)
LONDON - JUNE 12: (L-R) Princess Eugenie, Princess Beatrice, Prince William, Sophie, Countess of Wessex, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Michael of Kent, Princess Michael of Kent, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall watch the fly past from the balcony of Buckingham Palace at Trooping The Colour on June 12, 2010 in London, England. Trooping The Colour is the Queen's annual birthday parade and dates back to the time of Charles II in the 17th Century when the colours of a regiment were used as a rallying point in battle. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Getty Images)

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Queen marks official birthday at Trooping the Colour = A big old protocol affair! Isn't it queer, the UK monarchy?
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Saturday, June 12, 2010

It's Apple vs. Google in the battle over the future of computing

(Newsweek)
OREM, UT - NOVEMBER 5: A manager holds an Apple iPhone (L) and Motorola's new Droid smart phone (R) sold through Verizon at the Verizon store November 5, 2009 in Orem, Utah. The Google powered Droid is being released by Verizon November 6, 2009. (Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

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It's Apple vs. Google in the battle over the future of computing. = Come as flung! Love it! Gulp it! Get that top, best ever, iPhone four!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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It's a grey old life without soothing nicotine

(The Daily Telegraph)
Smoking Keeps The Tobacco Industry In Business. Through Out Most Of The 20Th Century The Tobacco Industry Publicly Argued That Nicotine Was Not Addictive And The Link Between Cancer And Smoking Was Not Proven As Well As Claiming The Industry Had Not Sought To Recruit Young People To Smoking. In 1994 Documents Were Released That Proved These Companies Knew The Truth Was Different On All These Counts. 92 Yr Old Man Smoking Cigarette Head Shot

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It's a grey old life without soothing nicotine = "In tough destiny, of no cigarettes, I toil. I howl!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Friday, June 11, 2010

Pope defends celibacy for priests at Vatican rally

(The Guardian)
Pope Benedict XVI celebrates an evening vigil service in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican to mark the end of the Church's year of the priest, on June 10, 2010. A year that has been marred by revelations of hundreds of new cases of clerical abuse, cover-up and Vatican inaction to root out pedophile priests.Thousands of priest from around the world gathered in St. Peter's square in a major show of support for Pope Benedict XVI amid the clerical abuse scandal. During the ceremony Pope Benedict XVI strongly defended celibacy for priests but he didn't directly mention the clergy abuse scandal but he referred to what he called 'secondary scandals' that showed 'our own insufficiencies and sins.' PHOTO by Eric Vandeville/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

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Pope defends celibacy for priests at Vatican rally = Poodle Benedict. A very pearly, stiff carnal spastic.
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Did FBI Botch Van Der Sloot Case?

(Fox News)
Joran Van der Sloot (C) of the Netherlands is escorted by the police as he is transferred from the police headquarters to the prosecutor's office in Lima June 10, 2010. An official at the Peruvian national police's criminal investigations unit told Reuters on Tuesday that Van der Sloot admitted he killed 21-year-old Stephany Flores, whose body was found in a Lima hotel room last week. REUTERS/Stringer (PERU - Tags: CRIME LAW)

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Did FBI Botch Van Der Sloot Case? = In fact, discovered blood-baths!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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Dubya joins Facebook

(The Times)
Former President George W. Bush and wife Laura talk about the SLANT 45 Program during a ceremony September 21, 2009 at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas. The Bushes are honorary co-chairing the program. Several hundred elementary school children and business and civic leaders helped the Committee detail plans for the most comprehensive youth-education programs in Super Bowl history and one of the largest community-wide service-learning initiatives in U.S. annals. UPI/Ian Halperin Photo via Newscom

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That's right, George W Bush has just joined Facebook = Scourge fits Bush, eh? O! Boot, gag, and hit the jerk's jaw!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars

(Yahoo! News)
Jaguar (Panthera onca) in tree

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Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars = O no! Curious cats in jungle like scents, eat villagers
(by Don Griffith)
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Legacy for One Billionaire: Death, but No Taxes

(The New York Times)
Businesswoman talking on phone

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Legacy for One Billionaire: Death, but No Taxes = Bill Gates: "Fortune boon? Yeah! I can relax to die!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Study: Short people have higher heart risk

(CNN)
Stars of the reality show Little People Jen Arnold and Bill Klein leaving The Wendy Williams Show on May 25, 2010 in New York City (photo by Michael Calandra / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom
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Study: Short people have higher heart risk = Top short tip: "Hark! Use very high heels, dear!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

KFC's Naked Sandwich Ups Ante on 'Food Porn'

(AolNews)
A Chinese man stares out of a window while eating lunch at a U.S. based KFC franchise in Beijing on November 16, 2008. Since opening its first mainland outlet in Beijing in 1987, the fried-chicken chain has gone on to become the most recognized global brand among urban consumers in China, according to an ACNielsen survey. KFC says more than 2 million Chinese eat at its stores every day. (UPI Photo/Stephen Shaver) Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

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KFC's Naked Sandwich Ups Ante on 'Food Porn' = Ad-fed franchise's known to pack on pounds!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
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The plight of the pelican is the poignant symbol of this disaster

(The Independent)
Soaked in oil, browns await cleaning at a rescue center set up by the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Buras, Louisiana, June 7, 2010. The birds, covered in crude from from the Deepwater Horizon accident, were cleaned and will be released. Oil has been leaking into the Gulf of Mexico for over a month since a massive explosion on the BP oil rig Deepwater Horizon. UPI/A.J. Sisco.... Photo via Newscom

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The plight of the pelican is the poignant symbol of this disaster = No! The helpless things can't fly, fish, or eat! I hit BP's top mega idiot!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Secondhand Smoke Linked to Mental Distress

(US News & World Report)
Secondhand smoke is also called environmental tobacco smoke and passive smoke. It occurs when tobacco smoke permeates any environment, causing its inhalation within that environment. Second hand smoke contains nicotine, as well as various carcinogens and toxins. Scientific evidence shows that exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke causes diseases, disabilities and death.

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Secondhand Smoke Linked to Mental Distress = "Done! I hate smokers' odd stink, smell, and scent!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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