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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Paul The Octopus Predicts Spain's Win Over Germany

(National Public Radio)
A two year-old octopus Paul, the so-called octopus oracle predicts Germany's victory in their 2010 World Cup quarter-final soccer match against Argentina by choosing a mussel, from a glass box with the German flag instead of a glass box with the Argentinian flag, at the Sea Life Aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen June 29, 2010. Paul has so far rightly predicted Germany's first and second round victories over Ghana, Australia and England plus Germany's defeat against Serbia. REUTERS/Kirsten Neumann  (GERMANY - Tags: SOCIETY SPORT SOCCER WORLD CUP ANIMALS)

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Paul the Octopus was right in his prediction = Shit! It's got a euphoric Spain in the World Cup!
(by Adie Pena)

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Catholic priest Kevin Gray stole $1M and spent it on male escorts: police

(New York Daily News)
Pope Benedict arrives to celebrate a mass at the Church of the Holy Cross at the U.N.-controlled buffer zone of the divided capital of Nicosia June 5, 2010. Pope Benedict held a surprise meeting with a Turkish Cypriot Islamic leader from the divided island on Saturday, underscoring his view that inter-religious dialogue should be used as an inspiration for reunion. REUTERS/Osservatore Romano (CYPRUS - Tags: RELIGION POLITICS)

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Catholic priest Kevin Gray = Potent, rich vicar likes gay
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Barack Obama A Better President than Reagan? No Chance

(Fox News)
WASHINGTON - JUNE 2:  Former first lady Nancy Reagan (L) and Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) (R) listen while President Barack Obama speaks during a bill signing in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House June 2, 2009 in Washington, DC.  President Barack Obama signed the ' Ronald Reagan Centennial Commission Act' which is intended to honor the former US President Ronald Reagan on his 100th birthday in 2011.  (Photo by Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

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Barack Obama A Better President than Reagan? No Chance = Barack: "Can one mar that pea-brained has-been actor gent?!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, July 5, 2010

Cheaper Charles: Royal Costing Taxpayer Less

(Sky News)
GLASTONBURY, ENGLAND - JUNE 24: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales visits Water Aid on day 1 of the Glastonbury Festival on June 24, 2010 in Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

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Cheaper Charles: Royal Costing Taxpayer Less = Shoo a real classy, extra-ghastly, Prince Creep!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Study: The secret to long life is having the right genes

(USA Today)
JAMES WATSON'S & FRANCIS CRICK'S 1953 MODEL OF DOUBLE HELICAL STRUCTURE OF DNA, START OF SELF-REPLICATION PROCESS . THE TWO STRANDS OF THE DOUBLE HELIX BEGIN TO UNZIP AND UNCOIL AT ONE END, EXPOSING THE UNPAIRED REACTIVE BASES ON EACH STRAND 1953 model of DNA start of self-replication

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Study: The secret to long life is having the right genes = Gee, he's eighty+? Fit DNA it's such strength to live longer.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sea of yellow at Quirino Grandstand

(Inquirer)
MANILA, PHILIPPINES - JUNE 30: Incoming President-elect Benigno Noynoy Aquino sings during the inauguration street party of Aquino as the fifteenth President of the Philippines at Quezon Memorial Circle on June 30, 2010, Quezon City Philippines. Aquino won the 2010 Presidential Election and was proclaimed winner and President-elect on June 9, succeeding President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.(Photo by Dondi Tawatao/Getty Images)QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES - JUNE 30: Supporters rejoice during the inauguration of Noynoy Aquino as the fifteenth President of the Philippines at Quezon Memorial Circle on June 30, 2010, Quezon City. Aquino won the 2010 Presidential Election and was proclaimed winner and President-elect on June 9, succeeding President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.(Photo by Dondi Tawatao/Getty Images)

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Sea of yellow at Quirino Grandstand = Stately Aquino son leading forward
(by Adie Pena)

World Cup: England crash out to Germany.

(Channel 4)
England players look dejected as they walk back to the halfway line after Germany's fourth goal during the Round of 16 match at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa on June 27, 2010. UPI/Chris Brunskill Photo via Newscom

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England sad as their team goes out of the World Cup = Lost goal. Thumped Four-One. The end. 'Twas a disgrace.
(by Tony Crafter)

Sunday, June 27, 2010

'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

(BBC News)
June 25, 2010 - Oberhausen, Germany - epa02221546 Octopus 'Paul' chooses a box marked with the German flag as he tips the winner of the Soccer World Cup match between Germany and England in the so-called 'Animal Oracle' at the Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany, on 25 June 2010. The 'Animal Oracle' tips on wins at the FIFA World Cup and Paul so far had every match of the German team right.

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'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany win over England = And gives tasty prophecies concerning my World Cup!
(by Adie Pena)

Moratorium Won't Reduce Drilling Risks

(The New York Times)
BURAS, LA - JUNE 11: A pelican covered in oil is cleaned at the Fort Jackson Oiled Wildlife Rehabilitation Center on June 11, 2010 in Buras, Louisiana. It is thought that thousands of birds and other wildlife have been contaminated due to the oil spill. U.S. government scientists today estimated that the flow rate of oil gushing out of a ruptured Gulf of Mexico oil well may be as high 40,000 barrels per day. The oil spill has now been called the largest environmental disaster in American history. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

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Moratorium won't reduce drilling risks = Crude mudslingers! Work! Trim! Ration oil!
(by Richard Radford)

Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises

(Bloomberg)
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about financial regulation from the White House in Washington June 25, 2010. Obama on Friday praised lawmakers for agreeing on a historic overhaul of financial regulations that he called the toughest consumer financial protections in U.S. history. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS BUSINESS)

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Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises = American Pres. conversation about wealth strategy (fool spilling his blob)
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar

(The Daily Telegraph)
OBERAMMERGAU, GERMANY - MAY 10: Frederik Mayet as Jesus Christ performs on stage during the Oberammergau passionplay 2010 final dress rehearsal on May 10, 2010 in Oberammergau, Germany. The Oberammergau Passion play, first staged in 1634 to ward off a plague epidemic, has been staged every ten years since then, with few interrruptions. The play, which brings together some 2,500 villagers who act, build, produce, or play music will run from May 15th to October 3rd 2010. (Photo by Johannes Simon/Getty Images)

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Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar = One joy is: Christ's crass old dad's no use!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Friday, June 25, 2010

Smarter Than You Think. Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back

(The New York Times)
Woman sitting at desk using computer, on phone and holding sandwich

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Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back = Oral battle? Loudspeaker comments can stink!
(by Maurice Goddard)

First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In

(The New York Times)
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 24: Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard speaks during a press conference following the Labour leadership spill which saw Gillard call a leadership ballot for the role of Prime Minister at Parliament House on June 24, 2010 in Canberra, Australia. Gillard demanded the ballot as party support for current PM Kevin Rudd collapsed. However no votes were cast in the caucus held this morning at 09:00 AEST, as Rudd conceded and stood down, making Gillard Australia's first female Prime Minister, with current treasurer Wayne Swan moving into the role of Deputy. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)

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First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In = Top fame is: Manlier trousers fit a slim fair winner!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take

(Newsweek)
Customs officer checking man's briefcase

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Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = The math is no joke, may be smart marketing!


Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = That is no joke - the K-mart may gain members!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors

(CNN)
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks in Dushanbe, June 9, 2010. Iran dismissed new U.N. sanctions on Wednesday as valueless , vowed to continue its nuclear work and warned it may reduce cooperation with the United Nations nuclear agency.   REUTERS/Nozim Kalandarov (TAJIKISTAN - Tags: POLITICS HEADSHOT)

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Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors = Corrupt, low Tehran for tragic crap - opposes United Nations
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Tennis: Longest-ever match finishes after 11 hours 5 minutes

(Inquirer)
Wimbledon Championships Day 04 2010 24/06/10 John Isner's historic match against Nicolas Mahut (FRA) as the longest match in history. 6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68 Photo Susan Mullane Fotosports International UK Only Photo via Newscom

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Longest-ever match finishes after eleven hours and five minutes = Isner v. Mahut: The foes survive a different challenge. Some tennis!
(by Adie Pena)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans

(People)
The 38th Annual Lifetime Achievement Award Honoring Mike Nichols held at The Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California on June 10th, 2010. Calista Flockhart, Harrison Ford                                    Fame Pictures, Inc

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Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans = Hand-sewn just for Santa Fe rider or wild gringo
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters"

(National Geographic)
Australia, Great Barrier Reef, Grey Reef Shark swimming amongst fish on reef, underwater view

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Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters" = Organisms carry renal risks, but it's grand teeth SCAR!!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BP to fund $20bn Gulf of Mexico oil spill payout

(BBC News)
WASHINGTON - JUNE 16: Jars of water mixed with oil that were collected from the Gulf Coast waters of Louisiana and Alabama are stacked in front of Gulf Coast residents as they attend a news conference on Capitol Hill June 16, 2010 in Washington, DC. About 90 residents from the Gulf Coast participated in a news conference to tell stories on how the oil spill has impacted their lives and to call on for a clean energy future. BP announced that they will finance a $20 billion fund to compensate individuals whose jobs and incomes have been affected by the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

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British Petroleum's twenty billion dollar payout = Oil spill problem to ruin Tony Hayward's elite butt!
(by Adie Pena)

Barack Obama calls for Gulf Coast Restoration Plan funded by BP

(AL.com)
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks after addressing the nation about the BP oil spill from the Oval Office of the White House in Washington June 15, 2010. Obama vowed on Tuesday to compel BP Plc to pay damages for its recklessness in the Gulf of Mexico oil spill and sought to harness public outrage over the disaster into support for his bid to cut U.S. dependence on fossil fuels.  REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES - Tags: DISASTER POLITICS ENERGY BUSINESS IMAGES OF THE DAY)

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Gulf Coast Restoration Plan = Constant outrage for a spill?
(by Adie Pena)