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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Weight-loss pills are waste of money, claim diet experts

(The Herald)
GLENDALE, CA - JANUARY 04: Xenadrine EFX capsules are photographed on January 4, 2007 in Glendale, California. The marketers of four weight loss products, Xenadrine EFX, One-A-Day Weight Smart, CortiSlim and TrimSpa, were fined $25 million by the Federal Trade Commission on January 4 for making false advertising claims. The marketers of Xenadrine EFX, made by Nutraquest, Inc., were levied the largest fine and will pay between $8 million and $12.8 million. The investigated claims included rapid weight loss, reduction in the risk of osteoporosis, Alzheimer's, and cancer. (Photo Illustration by David McNew/Getty Images)

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Weight-loss pills are waste of money, claim diet experts = Wife's cheapest, older way to slim, ain't pills: "Get more sex!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Carrie Underwood marries hockey player Mike Fisher

(AP)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 30: Singer Carrie Underwood and professional hockey player Mike Fisher during the 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards - Salute To Icons Honoring Doug Morris held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 30, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for NARAS)

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Carrie Underwood marries hockey player Mike Fisher = Oh! Make merry! Like rays, Cupid fired arrows on ice here!


Carrie Underwood = drew ardour on ice!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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That Sarah Palin Video: Beware of the Mama Grizzlies

(Time)
Former Alaska Governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin speaks during the National Rifle Association's 139th annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina May 14, 2010. REUTERS/Chris Keane (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS)

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That Sarah Palin Video: Beware of the Mama Grizzlies = Ever a high-prize half-wit, alas. Madam's better in a zoo!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Friday, July 9, 2010

To Those With Nothing, Soccer Is Everything

(The New York Times)
Karma Game Farm Johannesburg South Africa Kids playing soccer at the local school Photo Anne Parker Fotosports International

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To Those With Nothing, Soccer Is Everything = Oh! Thirsty cheering voices, in town ghettos.
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Getting a New Knee or Hip? Do It Right the First Time

(The New York Times)
Surgical instruments on a Mayo stand.

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Getting a New Knee or Hip? Do It Right the First Time = Meek in her eighties, Gran, with fitting op, trotted!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Paul The Octopus Predicts Spain's Win Over Germany

(National Public Radio)
A two year-old octopus Paul, the so-called octopus oracle predicts Germany's victory in their 2010 World Cup quarter-final soccer match against Argentina by choosing a mussel, from a glass box with the German flag instead of a glass box with the Argentinian flag, at the Sea Life Aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen June 29, 2010. Paul has so far rightly predicted Germany's first and second round victories over Ghana, Australia and England plus Germany's defeat against Serbia. REUTERS/Kirsten Neumann (GERMANY - Tags: SOCIETY SPORT SOCCER WORLD CUP ANIMALS)

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Paul the Octopus was right in his prediction = Shit! It's got a euphoric Spain in the World Cup!
(by Adie Pena)
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Catholic priest Kevin Gray stole $1M and spent it on male escorts: police

(New York Daily News)
Pope Benedict arrives to celebrate a mass at the Church of the Holy Cross at the U.N.-controlled buffer zone of the divided capital of Nicosia June 5, 2010. Pope Benedict held a surprise meeting with a Turkish Cypriot Islamic leader from the divided island on Saturday, underscoring his view that inter-religious dialogue should be used as an inspiration for reunion. REUTERS/Osservatore Romano (CYPRUS - Tags: RELIGION POLITICS)

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Catholic priest Kevin Gray = Potent, rich vicar likes gay
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Barack Obama A Better President than Reagan? No Chance

(Fox News)
WASHINGTON - JUNE 2: Former first lady Nancy Reagan (L) and Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) (R) listen while President Barack Obama speaks during a bill signing in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House June 2, 2009 in Washington, DC. President Barack Obama signed the ' Ronald Reagan Centennial Commission Act' which is intended to honor the former US President Ronald Reagan on his 100th birthday in 2011. (Photo by Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

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Barack Obama A Better President than Reagan? No Chance = Barack: "Can one mar that pea-brained has-been actor gent?!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Monday, July 5, 2010

Cheaper Charles: Royal Costing Taxpayer Less

(Sky News)
GLASTONBURY, ENGLAND - JUNE 24: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales visits Water Aid on day 1 of the Glastonbury Festival on June 24, 2010 in Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

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Cheaper Charles: Royal Costing Taxpayer Less = Shoo a real classy, extra-ghastly, Prince Creep!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Study: The secret to long life is having the right genes

(USA Today)
JAMES WATSON'S & FRANCIS CRICK'S 1953 MODEL OF DOUBLE HELICAL STRUCTURE OF DNA, START OF SELF-REPLICATION PROCESS . THE TWO STRANDS OF THE DOUBLE HELIX BEGIN TO UNZIP AND UNCOIL AT ONE END, EXPOSING THE UNPAIRED REACTIVE BASES ON EACH STRAND 1953 model of DNA start of self-replication

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Study: The secret to long life is having the right genes = Gee, he's eighty+? Fit DNA it's such strength to live longer.
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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Sea of yellow at Quirino Grandstand

(Inquirer)
MANILA, PHILIPPINES - JUNE 30: Incoming President-elect Benigno Noynoy Aquino sings during the inauguration street party of Aquino as the fifteenth President of the Philippines at Quezon Memorial Circle on June 30, 2010, Quezon City Philippines. Aquino won the 2010 Presidential Election and was proclaimed winner and President-elect on June 9, succeeding President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.(Photo by Dondi Tawatao/Getty Images)QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES - JUNE 30: Supporters rejoice during the inauguration of Noynoy Aquino as the fifteenth President of the Philippines at Quezon Memorial Circle on June 30, 2010, Quezon City. Aquino won the 2010 Presidential Election and was proclaimed winner and President-elect on June 9, succeeding President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.(Photo by Dondi Tawatao/Getty Images)

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Sea of yellow at Quirino Grandstand = Stately Aquino son leading forward
(by Adie Pena)
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World Cup: England crash out to Germany.

(Channel 4)
England players look dejected as they walk back to the halfway line after Germany's fourth goal during the Round of 16 match at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa on June 27, 2010. UPI/Chris Brunskill Photo via Newscom

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England sad as their team goes out of the World Cup = Lost goal. Thumped Four-One. The end. 'Twas a disgrace.
(by Tony Crafter)
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

(BBC News)
June 25, 2010 - Oberhausen, Germany - epa02221546 Octopus 'Paul' chooses a box marked with the German flag as he tips the winner of the Soccer World Cup match between Germany and England in the so-called 'Animal Oracle' at the Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany, on 25 June 2010. The 'Animal Oracle' tips on wins at the FIFA World Cup and Paul so far had every match of the German team right.

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'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany win over England = And gives tasty prophecies concerning my World Cup!
(by Adie Pena)
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Moratorium Won't Reduce Drilling Risks

(The New York Times)
BURAS, LA - JUNE 11: A pelican covered in oil is cleaned at the Fort Jackson Oiled Wildlife Rehabilitation Center on June 11, 2010 in Buras, Louisiana. It is thought that thousands of birds and other wildlife have been contaminated due to the oil spill. U.S. government scientists today estimated that the flow rate of oil gushing out of a ruptured Gulf of Mexico oil well may be as high 40,000 barrels per day. The oil spill has now been called the largest environmental disaster in American history. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

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Moratorium won't reduce drilling risks = Crude mudslingers! Work! Trim! Ration oil!
(by Richard Radford)
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Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises

(Bloomberg)
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about financial regulation from the White House in Washington June 25, 2010. Obama on Friday praised lawmakers for agreeing on a historic overhaul of financial regulations that he called the toughest consumer financial protections in U.S. history. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS BUSINESS)

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Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises = American Pres. conversation about wealth strategy (fool spilling his blob)
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar

(The Daily Telegraph)
OBERAMMERGAU, GERMANY - MAY 10: Frederik Mayet as Jesus Christ performs on stage during the Oberammergau passionplay 2010 final dress rehearsal on May 10, 2010 in Oberammergau, Germany. The Oberammergau Passion play, first staged in 1634 to ward off a plague epidemic, has been staged every ten years since then, with few interrruptions. The play, which brings together some 2,500 villagers who act, build, produce, or play music will run from May 15th to October 3rd 2010. (Photo by Johannes Simon/Getty Images)

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Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar = One joy is: Christ's crass old dad's no use!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Smarter Than You Think. Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back

(The New York Times)
Woman sitting at desk using computer, on phone and holding sandwich

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Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back = Oral battle? Loudspeaker comments can stink!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In

(The New York Times)
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 24: Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard speaks during a press conference following the Labour leadership spill which saw Gillard call a leadership ballot for the role of Prime Minister at Parliament House on June 24, 2010 in Canberra, Australia. Gillard demanded the ballot as party support for current PM Kevin Rudd collapsed. However no votes were cast in the caucus held this morning at 09:00 AEST, as Rudd conceded and stood down, making Gillard Australia's first female Prime Minister, with current treasurer Wayne Swan moving into the role of Deputy. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)

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First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In = Top fame is: Manlier trousers fit a slim fair winner!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take

(Newsweek)
Customs officer checking man's briefcase

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Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = The math is no joke, may be smart marketing!


Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = That is no joke - the K-mart may gain members!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
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Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors

(CNN)
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks in Dushanbe, June 9, 2010. Iran dismissed new U.N. sanctions on Wednesday as valueless , vowed to continue its nuclear work and warned it may reduce cooperation with the United Nations nuclear agency. REUTERS/Nozim Kalandarov (TAJIKISTAN - Tags: POLITICS HEADSHOT)

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Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors = Corrupt, low Tehran for tragic crap - opposes United Nations
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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