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Thursday, November 18, 2010

For Fab Four, a long and winding road to the iTunes Store

(Washington Post)
SAN ANSELMO, CA - NOVEMBER 16: A Beatles song plays on an iPod November 16, 2010 in San Anselmo, California. Apple has struck a deal with the record label EMI and the Beatles' company Apple Corps to sell digital downloads of the legendary rock band's music on iTunes. (Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

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For Fab Four, a long and winding road to the iTunes Store = Fan? Grin or win! I got around, to afford The Beatles' sound!
(by Maurice Goddard)

It's Official: Susan Boyle Now As Big As The Beatles

(Time)
47360, EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Thursday November 11, 2010. Susan Boyle signs autographs of her new book 'The Woman I Was Born to Be' for her fans at the Waterstone Bookstore in Edinburgh. Photograph:  Deadline Scotland, PacificCoastNews.com

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It's official: Susan Boyle now as big as The Beatles = A fab, beefy, able, sanguine Scottish soloist wails!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Bush's 'Decision Points' Is A Terrifying Journey Into the Authoritarian Mind

(Huffington Post)
Former U.S. President George W. Bush signs copies of his new memoir Decision Points at a Barnes & Noble in Houston, Texas on November 17, 2010. Hundreds of people lined up for the chance to purchase signed copies of Decision Points at the bookstore.  UPI/Aaron M. Sprecher Photo via Newscom

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Bush's 'Decision Points' is a terrifying journey into the authoritarian mind = Hi! 'Joint Tyrant Decisions', by nuttier, paranoid, heinous, shiftier ignoramus!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Palin says she can beat Obama

(USA Today)
CHARLESTON, WV - OCTOBER 30: Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin speaks to supporters of Republican John Raese during a rally for his U.S. Senate campaign October 30, 2010 in Charleston, West Virginia. Raese and West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin, a Democrat, are embroiled in a hotly-contested race for the seat vacated following the death of Robert C. Byrd. (Photo by Randy Snyder/Getty Images)

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Palin says she can beat Obama = Base: Ah, some typical bananas!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Can science prove we're psychic?

(MSNBC)
Gypsy woman with powers

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Can science prove we're psychic? = We chirp: "Creepy cases convince!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Why gold is a bad investment

(MarketWatch)
Gold Coins

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Why gold is a bad investment = Net-thing was loved by Midas
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Why gold is a bad investment = Bandits envy the Midas glow!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Mel Gibson Admits "Slapping" Oksana

(The Superficial)
Hand in hand on the red carpet with controlled smiles and loving exchanges, Mel Gibson and Oksana reveal no signs of the dysfunction and disorder in their relationship. However, recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their relationship, which was shrouded in scandal from it s beginning until it s violent and bitter end. These archived pictures show the couple throughout their  Fame Pictures, Inc

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Mel Gibson admits slapping Oksana = Man's said: Belt? I'm spanking gal...Oops!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Mel Gibson admits slapping oksana = "Bliss, pal, means I'm good at spanking!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

World's smallest woman's joy at Guinness award

(The Daily Telegraph)


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World's smallest woman's joy at Guinness award = As adrenal "wows" run, midget's joy wasn't so small!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Enagaged!

(People)
Britain's Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton pose for a photograph in St. James's Palace, in central London November 16, 2010. Britain's Prince William is to marry his long-term girlfriend Kate Middleton next year, after an on-off courtship lasting nearly a decade, bringing months of speculation about his intentions to an end.  REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett  (BRITAIN - Tags: SOCIETY ROYALS)

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Prince William engaged to Kate Middleton = Coming, potential wedding - dreamlike tale!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Monday, November 15, 2010

Passenger Refuses Full Body Scan, the Groin Check

(CBS News)
MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - JANUARY 07: A full body scan image on a computer screen on trial at Manchester Airport on January 7, 2010 in Manchester, England. The scanner x-rays to the depth of 10mm to produce an outline of the person's body which is then used to detect concealed, potentially dangerous objects. The image is then transmitted to a remote security officer who has no visual or verbal contact with the area where the machine is located. The images are deleted and can never be retrieved after the operator closes the window and the passenger is cleared. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

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Passenger refuses full body scan, the groin check = You can't see his balls, check gruff person's gender!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Is Bill Clinton the new Mike Tyson? The latest Hangover will tell

(The Guardian)
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton delivers his keynote address at INTI International University in Nilai outside Kuala Lumpur November 12, 2010. REUTERS/Bazuki Muhammad (MALAYSIA - Tags: POLITICS EDUCATION)

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Is Bill Clinton the new Mike Tyson? The latest Hangover will tell = O! I'll list Monica Lewinsky's lover: "The hell-bent gent with talent!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

'Sarah Palin's Alaska': Running for president on reality TV?

(CNN)
CHARLESTON, WV - OCTOBER 30: Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin speaks to supporters of Republican John Raese during a rally for his U.S. Senate campaign October 30, 2010 in Charleston, West Virginia. Raese and West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin, a Democrat, are embroiled in a hotly-contested race for the seat vacated following the death of Robert C. Byrd. (Photo by Randy Snyder/Getty Images)

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'Sarah Palin's Alaska': Running for president on reality TV? = As proven, all-stupid frontier-gal, has rank near insanity!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Heavens Above: Giant Jesus Finally Finished

(Sky News)
A giant statue of Jesus Christ is seen in Swiebodzin, 110 km (68 miles) west of Poznan, western Poland, November 6, 2010. The statue of Jesus Christ that its builders say will be the largest in the world is rising from a Polish cabbage field and local officials hope it will become a beacon for tourists. To match Reuters Life! POLAND-JESUS/   REUTERS/Kacper Pempel (POLAND - Tags: RELIGION SOCIETY)

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Heavens Above: Giant Jesus Finally Finished = A jolly high, vain deaf naiveness, benefits us?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Cats Beat Dogs In Table Manners

(PC Magazine)
Kitten standing in front of bowl

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Cats beat dogs in table manners = Most darn canines beg at tables!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Paul and Rachel Chandler released by Somali pirates after 388 days

(The Daily Telegraph)
Released British hostages Rachel and Paul Chandler sit at the Presidential palace in Somalia's capital Mogadishu, November 14, 2010. Somali pirates released British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler on Sunday after holding them hostage for more than a year, Somali officials said. Somali pirates kidnapped the retired couple on October 23 last year after hijacking their 38-foot yacht Lynn Rival in the Indian Ocean off Seychelles. REUTERS/Ismail Taxta (SOMALIA - Tags: CRIME LAW SOCIETY POLITICS)

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Paul and Rachel released by the Somalian pirates = Sea tale: A deal buys Chandlers airplane trip home
(by Tony Crafter)

What Alcohol Actually Does to Your Brain and Body

(LifeHacker)
AN ALCOHOL, THYMOL.  THYMOL COLOR ENHANCED

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What Alcohol Actually Does to Your Brain and Body = Tony Blair: "Ah! Oh! Boy! Actually, wonders to a loud cad!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

French Prime Minister Francois Fillon

(Reuters)
French Prime Minister Francois Fillon, seen in this October 26, 2010 file photo, was reappointed November 14, 2010 to his post the day after he offered the resignation of his government. Fillon retains his postion as prime minister in a government reshuffle on Sunday. Photo taken October 26, 2010.  REUTERS/Charles Platiau/Files (FRANCE - Tags: POLITICS HEADSHOT)

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French Prime Minister Francois Fillon = Chief can trim frills in pension reform!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Desire in the Twilight of Life

(The Wall Street Journal)
Senior Couple Reading in Bed

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Desire in the Twilight of Life = High relief, if wet, in "Let's do it!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Chinese workers build 15-story hotel in just six days

(Yahoo! News)
2 Cranes Used As Hoisting Apparatus In Construction

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Chinese workers build fifteen-story hotel in just six days = Short, deft job to luxury stylish residences - finis in a week
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Berlusconi at Risk With No-Confidence Motion

(The New York Times)
ITAR-TASS: SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA. NOVEMBER 12, 2010. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appears at the G20 Seoul Summit 2010. (Photo ITAR-TASS/ Dmitry Astakhov) Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

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Berlusconi at risk with no-confidence motion = First, we boo one dim Latin chicken out in scorn!
(by Maurice Goddard)