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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Iraq Inquiry: Tony Blair is recalled to give evidence

(BBC)
As another stop on his book tour Tony Blair stops by the David Letterman show in NYC, NY on October 5, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

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Iraq Inquiry: Tony Blair is recalled to give evidence = Q: "Your intelligence IQ?" A: "Vibrant idiocy revealed, Sir!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

US Officials Face Battle if They Want Assange

(AolNews)
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 23: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange holds a press conference at Park Plaza Hotel on October 23, 2010 in London, England. A series of new leaks of American military documents, nearly 400,000 in total, have been released by the whistleblowing website, Wikileaks. The files detail how the torture and the abuse of detainees by Iraqi police, was ignored by US forces. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

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US Officials Face Battle if They Want Assange Extradited = Giant classified data theft, sex act, web of lies, fear: Ya nut!
(by Steve Allison)

Youth Sports May Not Offer Enough Exercise

(The Wall Street Journal)
AURORA, CO - NOVEMBER 20: Morgan DePalma, 7, does push-ups during the Shapedown program for overweight adolescents and children on November 20, 2010 in Aurora, Colorado. The 10-week family-centered program held by the Denver area Children's Hospital teaches youth and their parents ways to lead a healthier more active lifestyle, as a longer lasting weight-loss alternative to dieting. Nationally, some 15 percent of children are overweight or obese, as are some 60 percent of adults. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)

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Youth Sports May Not Offer Enough Exercise = Hey you! Fight excess fat! Run more on pro toes!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Obese pregnant women 'putting health at risk'

(The Daily Telegraph)
A woman sits the National Mall in Washington DC on August 13, 2010. Obesity in the United States has increased to 2.4 million obese Americans since 2007, according to a report released this week by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). UPI/Alexis C. Glenn Photo via Newscom

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Obese pregnant women 'putting health at risk' = Big work! That nineteen stone gal's heart pump!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, December 6, 2010

Paul McCartney honoured by President Barack Obama

(The Daily Telegraph)
Paul McCartney holds the hand of Oprah Winfrey as they listen to remarks by U.S. President Barack Obama as the president and First Lady Michelle Obama host the 2010 Kennedy Center Honorees at a reception in the East Room of the White House before going to the Kennedy Center on December 5, 2010. The recipients for the 33rd annual awards are singer and songwriter Merle Haggard; composer and lyricist Jerry Herman; dancer, choreographer and director Bill T. Jones; songwriter and musician Paul McCartney; and producer, television host and actress Oprah Winfrey. UPI/Gary Fabiano/Pool Photo via Newscom

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Paul McCartney honoured by President Barack Obama = Crumbs! Happy day! Crack Number One, Beatle Adoration!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Ashton Kutcher lawyers up after being connected to adult video

(NBC Today)
Photo by: Dennis Van Tyne/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/4/10 Ashton Kutcher at a press conference on Human Trafficking at the United Nations. (NYC) Photo via Newscom

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Ashton Kutcher lawyers up after being connected to adult video = "Don't know her - never seen her" Factual? I doubt it... Accept as told, guy!
(by Steve Allison)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Network for Qatar, Russia World Cups will save money, lose ratings

(USA Today)
Dec. 2, 2010 - Zurich, California, Switzerland - FIFA President Joseph Blatter announces the host country of the 2018 Soccer World Cup, Russia, at Messezentrum in Zurich, Switzerland, on 02 December 2010. K66982AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

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Network for Qatar, Russia World Cups will save the money, lose ratings = Great sport! Very well! Sun in Doha, frost in Moscow equal, like Star Wars!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Network for Qatar, Russia World Cups will save money, lose ratings = Wise question lurks re: "will sandstorm or snow factor ravage play?"
(by Steve Allison)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Tiger Woods extends his lead at Chevron World Challenge

(Los Angeles Times)
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 14: Tiger Woods of the USA celebrates sinking a putt during day four of the Australian Masters at The Victoria Golf Club on November 14, 2010 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Robert Cianflone/Getty Images)

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Tiger Woods extends his lead at Chevron World Challenge = Lecher trod in holes, did excellent show. Advantage grows.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Tiger Woods extends his lead at Chevron World Challenge = Crowds dote sex-clown's gallant, eighteen-hole hard drive!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Friday, December 3, 2010

Disney icon Mickey Mouse becomes videogame hero

(The Independent)


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Disney icon Mickey Mouse becomes videogame hero = Hey you! Kids become mesmerised on one magic voice!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Disney town sees death for second time in a week

(MSNBC)
NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 09: Mickey Mouse attends the grand opening of the Times Square Disney Store on November 9, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Janette Pellegrini/Getty Images)

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Disney town sees death for second time in a week = Two deaths in Mickey's town - one sees fear indeed!
(by Steve Allison)

New York professor installs camera in head

(CNN)



New York Professor Installs Camera in Head = May sell naked pics of his own rear. No arrest.
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

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New York professor installs camera in head = The Sir warns: "I'm called a nosy snooper freak!"
(by Maurice Goddard)


New York professor installs camera in head = Rear third eye can film as snooper's on walks
(by Steve Allison)


New York professor installs camera in head = Press: A fool, cranky man now releases 'Third I'
(by Aronas Pinchas)


New York Professor Installs Camera in Head = I plan, Dear (sort of). Lens works -- can see my hair...
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

LeBron gets last laugh in return to Cleveland

(NBC Sports)
July 09, 2010 - Miami, FLORIDA, UNITED STATES - epa02243314 LeBron James (R) joins with Miami Heat Dwayne Wade (L) during NBA basketball team Miami Heat's 'HEAT Summer of 2010 Welcome Event' at the American Airlines arena in Miami, Florida, USA, 09 July 2010. The Miami Heat reached an agreement with LeBron James to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers, and sign with the Miami Heat.

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LeBron gets last laugh in return to Cleveland = All that dull taunting - LeBron scores revenge!
(by Steve Allison)

NASA announcement: Arsenic-based life form discovered on Earth

(Washington Post)
HISTORIC BOTTLE OF ARSENIC STILL LIFE

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NASA announcement: Arsenic-based life form discovered on Earth = Science, offhand, reveals one odd, bacterium, arisen remnant on As
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Audio Expert: Britney Recording Was 'Manipulated'

(TMZ)
A distraught looking Britney Spears attempted to hide her face from the shutterbugs on October 11, 2010 while out on a shopping spree in the Beverly Hills area of California with her trusted bodyguards by her side. As no surprise Brit was out shopping for todays outfit and accessories which she found at Envie. Spears didn't seem to be in a good mood as she ventured over to the local Starbucks for a drink with smeared make up, could she have been in tears for some reason or just another day in the life of Britney? The pop princess then made her way over to De Beers jewelry store where she showed off her extensions after pulling her hair up into a ponytail while inside but let it down as she made her exit. The pop princess has been hard at work on a new album and its rumored to be the next big thing.  Fame Pictures, Inc

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Britney Recording Was 'Manipulated' = Sing down - album certainty repaired!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Audio Expert: Britney Recording Was 'Manipulated' = Many: 'Oops, I Did It Again' warbler, excerpted? Untrue!
(by Mike Hammond)

Census: Who Am I? The only true race is the human race

(CNN)
Group of teenagers (16-17) with fists together, outdoors

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The only true race is the human race = Ha, there American culture & honesty!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Census: Who Am I? The only true race is the human race = My! Our close tie there, can teach us war's inhuman, eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)

House to vote on Rangel censure

(CNN)
WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 18: Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) walks away after being told that the House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct, voted to censure him on November 18, 2010 in Washington, DC. The committee voted 9-1 to censure Rangel for committing 11 ethics violations. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

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House to vote on Rangel censure = Rogue craven loon tense; He's out?
(by Mike Hammond)

Raging Bull Makes Dramatic Bid For Freedom

(Sky News)
MARBELLA, SPAIN - AUGUST 06: Cayetano Rivera attends 'Corrida de los Candiles' bullfights in Marbella on August 6, 2010 in Marbella, Spain. (Photo by Fernando Camino/Getty Images)

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Raging Bull Makes Dramatic Bid For Freedom = Formidable brute! Mad fling is a red rag mock!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Israeli firefighters: Hanukkah means house fires

(Washington Post)
KIBBUTZ MEFALSSIM, ISRAEL - DECEMBER 28:  Israeli soldiers light candles to celebrate the last night of the 8-day Jewish festival of Hanukkah hours after they were deployed in preparation for a possible ground assault against Hamas militants in the Palestinian territory December 28, 2008 near Kibbutz Mefalssim in southern Israel. More than 250 Palestinians have been reported killed and hundreds more wounded in Israeli air attacks on Gaza in an effort to end Palestinian rocket attacks against Israeli civilian targets.  (Photo by David Silverman/Getty Images)

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Israeli firefighters: Hanukkah means house fires = Hark! Sirens! I see 'em! I ask area snuffer of light, "Uh, Hi?"
(by Mike Hammond)

Rosa Parks' legacy endures decades later

(CNN)
Private Collection

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Rosa Parks' legacy endures decades later = A plucky Rosa's rarest race deed's a legend.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Microsoft Recruits Santa for Free-Photos Program

(The New York Times)
A child from Sasebo's Omura Kodomo Children's Home carries his gift from Santa Claus during a community relations project at at Hario Chapel on Fleet Activities Sasebo, Japan, Dec. 6, 2008. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Joshua J. Wahl/Released) (Edisto Images)

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Microsoft Recruits Santa for Free-Photos Program = O! Mirth! Cute force of gross airport Santas perform!
(by Maurice Goddard)