Wordsmith.org : the magic of words

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year

(Fox News)
Surgeons during an exploratory celiotomy. Model released.

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year = Seeing it with young kids, a parent learns hard!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Obama's Traveling Team Stays Focused on Terror

(The New York Times)
U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama greet military families as they visit Anderson Hall at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, December 25, 2010. President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in his native Hawaii. UPI/Kent Nishimura/Pool Photo via Newscom

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Obama's traveling team stays focused on terror = Smart control, not a "Be very afraid" message to US
(by Dharam Khalsa)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Vatican Creates Financial Watchdog

(The New York Times)
VATICAN CITY, VATICAN - DECEMBER 24: Cardinal Raymond L. Burke, head of the Vatican's highest Tribunal, attends the Christmas Eve Mass held by Pope Benedict XVI at St. Peter's Basilica on December 24, 2010 in Vatican City, Vatican. (Photo by Franco Origlia/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Vatican creates financial watchdog = A new, hot, face-saving cardinal tactic
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Queen 'delighted' by first great-grandchild: Autumn and Peter Phillips have baby girl

(The Daily Telegraph)
KING'S LYNN, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 25: Autumn Phillips and Peter Phillips leave the Christmas Day service at Sandringham Church on December 25, 2009 in King's Lynn, England. The Royal Family are traditionally greeted by well wishers and members of the public as they attend the service. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Queen 'delighted' by first great-grandchild: Autumn and Peter Phillips have baby girl = Crumbs! Tight-lipped bag 'll be eighty-five in April! And Queen's target? Hardly a hundred!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Five Arrested in Plot to Attack Danish Paper

(VOA News)
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 25: Muslims protest outside the Danish embassy against caricatures of the Prophet Mohammad originally published in Danish newspapers February 25, 2006 in Berlin, Germany. Approximately 100 protesters gathered under heavy police surveillance to voice their opposition against the cartoons. (Photo by Carsten Koall/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Five Arrested in Plot to Attack Danish Paper = PET aid foils invaders; can't take prophet art
[PET: Danish Security and Intelligence Service]
(by Kevin Dorner)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

'Tis The Season for Obligatory Giving

(Huffington Post)
Close-up of a girl giving a gift to her grandmother Vertical

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

'Tis The Season for Obligatory Giving = To be Santa 'live' is right goofy, so grin!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Kindergartens ordered to pay copyright for songs

(Deutsche Welle)
Five school children (5-10) singing in class, close-up

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Kindergartens ordered to pay copyright for songs = Oh, doddery spongers attack for singing repertory
(by Kevin Dorner)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Midwives condemn 'campaign against home births'

(The Guardian)
FROM A SERIES OF PHOTAGRAPHS DURING A HOME DELIVERY. THIS WOMAN WAS CAREFULLY CHECKED BY HER PHYSICIAN THROUGHOUT PREGNANCY TO CLASSIFY AS A LOW -RISK PREGNANCY. SHE WENT THROUGH HOME DELIVERY WITH NO COMPLICATIONS, DELIVERING A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY. WOMAN, IN HER 40'S HOME DELIVERY

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Midwives condemn 'campaign against home births' = "Hi! Pregnant woman's choice, dammit! I'm saving beds!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Smokers given free nicotine patches

(AP)
Secondhand smoke is also called environmental tobacco smoke and passive smoke. It occurs when tobacco smoke permeates any environment, causing its inhalation within that environment. Second hand smoke contains nicotine, as well as various carcinogens and toxins. Scientific evidence shows that exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke causes diseases, disabilities and death.

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Smokers given free nicotine patches = One's perfect 'Anti-smoking Service', eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Elton John and David Furnish become parents

(The Daily Telegraph)
Elton John and David Furnish arrive for the An Enduring Vision Ninth Annual Benefit for the Elton John AIDS Foundation at Cipriani Wall Street in New York on October 18, 2010. UPI /Laura Cavanaugh Photo via Newscom

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Elton John and David Furnish become parents = Men then stand over a child: "Diaper job's no fun!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Monday, December 27, 2010

Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China

(People)
FAKENHAM, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 18: Prince William and finacee Catherine Middleton arrive for a Christmas reception in aid of the Teenager Cancer Trust at theThursford Collection on December 18, 2010 in Fakenham, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China = Hip tableware in a kinda divine alliance, it'll be common now!
(by Maurice Goddard)


Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China = Ah, we like and aim to vend nominal picnic tableware! Billion!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Friday, December 24, 2010

On the Menu for Christmas Dinner: Roadkill

(ABC News)
People eating Christmas dinner.


On the Menu for Christmas Dinner: The Roadkill = In her dish kind of normal lunch or 'Street Meat'
(by Aronas Pinchas)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

On the Menu for Christmas Dinner: Roadkill = No thanks! No, Mr. roadside chef! Return, I'm ill!
(by Steve Allison)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Why can't Britain cope with snow?

(The Daily Telegraph)
SALISBURY, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 22: Revellers dance in the snow after druids conducted a sunrise service at Stonehenge on December 22, 2010 in Wiltshire, England. Hundreds of people gathered at the famous historic stone circle to celebrate the sunrise closest to the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Why can’t Britain cope with snow? = We panic by an inch! Two hit worst!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Police checking embassies in Rome after explosions

(Reuters)
ROME, ITALY - DECEMBER 23: A fireman stands behind cordon in front of the Ukrainian Embassy were a parcel bomb was discovered on December 23, 2010 in Rome, Italy. Two parcel bombs, believed to be the work of anarchists, have today exploded at the Swiss and Chilean Embassies. The first explosion occured at the Swiss Embassy, seriously injuring one person, and another person has been taken to hospital after the explosion at the Chilean Embassy. (Photo by Franco Origlia/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

The Swiss and Chilean embassies = Is a mess when blast's inside each
(by Aronas Pinchas)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Bones Give Peek Into the Lives of Neanderthals

(The New York Times)
June 25, 2010 - 06086171 date 24 06 2010 Copyright imago Kolvenbach for The Time the Football World Cup is The After education in Museum at Mettmann as German Football supporter disguises with Jersey Cap and Germany Flag Michael Kolvenbach Peter Roos Str 20 Duesseldorf Germany Mobil 0 171 E Mail Photo de German Bank Duesseldorf BLZ Bic Iban St No 122 Neuss II Sentence Photo is at Use the Photos outside Purposes Please with the Photographers hold 0 26 121 Kolvenbach men Football World Cup ger DFB funny Objects premiumd Highlight Vdig xsk 2010 horizontal Neanderthals supporter supporters Germany German German German Hooligan primitive Man Man Football World Cup Football World Cup Society Fan culture funny funny Football fan Football fans.

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Bones Give Peek Into the Lives of Neanderthals = Help! Skeleton bits verified no Stone Age haven!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Israel moves to counter Gaza militants' new weapon

(AP)
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Abdullah al-Shirehi during his funeral in Deir-al Balah, central Gaza Strip, on December 19, 2010. Five Palestinian militants were killed as Israeli warplanes struck the Gaza Strip overnight, Israel's military and Palestinian sources said. UPI/Ismael Mohamad Photo via Newscom

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Israel moves to counter Gaza militants' new weapon = Wait, we - Zion, escalate troops using novel armament!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Heathrow passengers 'waiting for a miracle'

(BBC)
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - DECEMBER 21: Passengers rest on the floor next to a sandwich bar as they wait for flights from Terminal 3 at Heathrow airport on December 21, 2010 in London, England. Heathrow airport will operate with only one runway for a third day as the snow continues to cause travel delays. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Heathrow passengers 'waiting for a miracle' = As a 'Green Christmas'? A white polar grief now!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Egypt Claims To Have Busted 'Israeli Spy Ring'

(RTT News)
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu surveys the Egyptian border where he was briefed by Israeli Defense Force (IDF) Southern Command officers on the construction of a fence along Israel's border with Egypt to prevent the infiltration of terrorists, smugglers and migrant workers on January 21, 2010. UPI/Ariel Jerozolimski/POOL Photo via Newscom
Egypt Claims To Have Busted 'Israeli Spy Ring'

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Egypt Claims To Have Busted 'Israeli Spy Ring' = Typical spies disagreement by tough rivals
(by Aronas Pinchas)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Lunar Eclipse Falls on Winter Solstice for First Time in Centuries

(AolNews)
MIAMI - FEBRUARY 20: The moon is partly covered in the Earth's shadow during a phase of the lunar eclipse February 20, 2008 in Miami, Florida. This will be the last lunar eclipse seen from North America until 2010. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

Lunar Eclipse Falls on Winter Solstice for First Time in Centuries = Terrific nocturnal fullness reflects pi in motion! Awe is tireless!
(by Maurice Goddard)
By Anu Garg Add a comment

Saturday, December 18, 2010

'Don't ask, don't tell' in military repealed

(MSNBC)
WASHINGTON - DECEMBER 18: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) (L) and Sen. Joseph Lieberman (I-CT) trade places during a press conference on Capitol Hill December 18, 2010 in Washington, DC. In a 65-to-31 vote the Senate passed the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2011, repealing the U.S. military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy, which keeps openly gay and lesbian service members from serving. (Photo by Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

(You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)

'Don't ask, don't tell' in military repealed = Let me air pleasantry: 'Don't die, don't kill'
(by Steve Allison)
By Anu Garg Add a comment
Subscribe to: Posts ( Atom )