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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Europe's Young Grow Agitated Over Future Prospects

(The New York Times)
shhhhhh - i'm huntin jobs
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Europe's young grow agitated over future prospects = Poor students give up careers -- way to go grope future!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God'

(Miami Herald)


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Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God' = God-spokesman: Top pangs affect deity!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God' = A spent, daft, foggy mind spoke, to space?
(by Maurice Goddard)
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7th person dies after New Year's Eve tornadoes

(Yahoo! News)

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The tornadoes on New Year's Eve = Every one death now resonates
(by Adie Pena)
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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Tory voters found to have larger 'primitive' lobe in brain

(Daily Mail)
MEDICAL IMAGING SHOWING THE PORTION OF THE BRAIN AND SPINAL CORD OR CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM CONTAINED IN THE SKULL. IT IS MADE UP OF THE CEREBRUM CEREBELLUM PONS MEDULLA AND MIDBRAIN. SPECIAL CELLS IN ITS MASS OF COMPLEX SOFT GRAY OR WHITE TISSUE BRING TOGETHER AND CONTROL THE FUNCTIONS OF THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. COLOR MRI SCAN HEAD SKULL BRAIN NORMAL X-RAY

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Tory voters found to have larger 'primitive' lobe in brain = Verifying brainier voter minds atop, over the Labour lot!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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A Third of 9-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight

(LiveScience)
AURORA, CO - NOVEMBER 20: Karley Workman, 14, examines a healthy snack during the Shapedown program for overweight adolescents and children on November 20, 2010 in Aurora, Colorado. The 10-week family-centered program held by the Denver area Children's Hospital teaches youth and their parents ways to lead a healthier more active lifestyle, as a longer lasting weight-loss alternative to dieting. Nationally, some 15 percent of children are overweight or obese, as are some 60 percent of adults. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)

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A Third of Nine-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight = Oh! Idle, and somehow horribly overfed on eating treats!
(by Maurice Goddard)

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A Third of Nine-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight = Yes, mothers, a fat brood! Whenever, hold on original diet!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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New Year's Eve parties kick off around the world

(The Guardian)
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 01: Fireworks light up Sydney Harbour during the midnight fireworks session as Sydney Celebrates New Year's Eve on December 31, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Jeremy Ng/Getty Images)

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New Year's Eve parties kick off around the world = A live, firework rocket feast, pays down under, eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tea Party star Christine O'Donnell denies misusing campaign funds

(The Guardian)
DOVER, DE - NOVEMBER 2: Republican U.S. Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell speaks to her supporters after losing the midterm election to Democratic U.S. Senator-elect Chris Coons (D-DE) on November 2, 2010 in Dover, Delaware. Coons will take over Vice President Joe Biden's old U.S. Senate seat. (Photo by Jessica Kourkounis/Getty Images)

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Tea Party star Christine O'Donnell denies misusing campaign funds = Damn it! I'm no tactless, stupid, cunning, greedy fees Sarah Palin! No sir!!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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UConn women bring Ninety-game winning streak to Stanford

(NBC Sports)
TAMPA, FL - APRIL 06: Renee Montgomery #20 of the UCONN Huskies chases down a loose ball against JJ Hones #10 of the Stanford Cardinal during their National Semifinal Game of the 2008 NCAA Women's Final Four at St. Pete Times Forum April 6, 2008 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

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UConn women bring Ninety-game winning streak to Stanford = Nine confident Yank women brag "More wins!" Strong taunting...
(by Steve Allison)
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Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav convicted of rape

(Los Angeles Times)
TEL AVIV, ISRAELI - DECEMBER 30: (ISRAEL OUT) Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav is escorted by police as he leaves the courtroom after being found guilty of rape, December 30, 2010 in Tel Aviv, Israel. Katsav was today found guilty of two counts of rape and one of sexual harassment. He is expected to serve between four and 16 years in prison for the crimes. (Photo by Roni Schutzerl/Getty Images)

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Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav = He's some kind of rare, evil, master rapist
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year

(Fox News)
Surgeons during an exploratory celiotomy. Model released.

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Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year = Seeing it with young kids, a parent learns hard!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Obama's Traveling Team Stays Focused on Terror

(The New York Times)
U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama greet military families as they visit Anderson Hall at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, December 25, 2010. President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in his native Hawaii. UPI/Kent Nishimura/Pool Photo via Newscom

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Obama's traveling team stays focused on terror = Smart control, not a "Be very afraid" message to US
(by Dharam Khalsa)
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Vatican Creates Financial Watchdog

(The New York Times)
VATICAN CITY, VATICAN - DECEMBER 24: Cardinal Raymond L. Burke, head of the Vatican's highest Tribunal, attends the Christmas Eve Mass held by Pope Benedict XVI at St. Peter's Basilica on December 24, 2010 in Vatican City, Vatican. (Photo by Franco Origlia/Getty Images)

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Vatican creates financial watchdog = A new, hot, face-saving cardinal tactic
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Queen 'delighted' by first great-grandchild: Autumn and Peter Phillips have baby girl

(The Daily Telegraph)
KING'S LYNN, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 25: Autumn Phillips and Peter Phillips leave the Christmas Day service at Sandringham Church on December 25, 2009 in King's Lynn, England. The Royal Family are traditionally greeted by well wishers and members of the public as they attend the service. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

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Queen 'delighted' by first great-grandchild: Autumn and Peter Phillips have baby girl = Crumbs! Tight-lipped bag 'll be eighty-five in April! And Queen's target? Hardly a hundred!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Five Arrested in Plot to Attack Danish Paper

(VOA News)
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 25: Muslims protest outside the Danish embassy against caricatures of the Prophet Mohammad originally published in Danish newspapers February 25, 2006 in Berlin, Germany. Approximately 100 protesters gathered under heavy police surveillance to voice their opposition against the cartoons. (Photo by Carsten Koall/Getty Images)

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Five Arrested in Plot to Attack Danish Paper = PET aid foils invaders; can't take prophet art
[PET: Danish Security and Intelligence Service]
(by Kevin Dorner)
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'Tis The Season for Obligatory Giving

(Huffington Post)
Close-up of a girl giving a gift to her grandmother Vertical

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'Tis The Season for Obligatory Giving = To be Santa 'live' is right goofy, so grin!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Kindergartens ordered to pay copyright for songs

(Deutsche Welle)
Five school children (5-10) singing in class, close-up

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Kindergartens ordered to pay copyright for songs = Oh, doddery spongers attack for singing repertory
(by Kevin Dorner)
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Midwives condemn 'campaign against home births'

(The Guardian)
FROM A SERIES OF PHOTAGRAPHS DURING A HOME DELIVERY. THIS WOMAN WAS CAREFULLY CHECKED BY HER PHYSICIAN THROUGHOUT PREGNANCY TO CLASSIFY AS A LOW -RISK PREGNANCY. SHE WENT THROUGH HOME DELIVERY WITH NO COMPLICATIONS, DELIVERING A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY. WOMAN, IN HER 40'S HOME DELIVERY

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Midwives condemn 'campaign against home births' = "Hi! Pregnant woman's choice, dammit! I'm saving beds!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Smokers given free nicotine patches

(AP)
Secondhand smoke is also called environmental tobacco smoke and passive smoke. It occurs when tobacco smoke permeates any environment, causing its inhalation within that environment. Second hand smoke contains nicotine, as well as various carcinogens and toxins. Scientific evidence shows that exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke causes diseases, disabilities and death.

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Smokers given free nicotine patches = One's perfect 'Anti-smoking Service', eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Elton John and David Furnish become parents

(The Daily Telegraph)
Elton John and David Furnish arrive for the An Enduring Vision Ninth Annual Benefit for the Elton John AIDS Foundation at Cipriani Wall Street in New York on October 18, 2010. UPI /Laura Cavanaugh Photo via Newscom

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Elton John and David Furnish become parents = Men then stand over a child: "Diaper job's no fun!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Monday, December 27, 2010

Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China

(People)
FAKENHAM, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 18: Prince William and finacee Catherine Middleton arrive for a Christmas reception in aid of the Teenager Cancer Trust at theThursford Collection on December 18, 2010 in Fakenham, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

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Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China = Hip tableware in a kinda divine alliance, it'll be common now!
(by Maurice Goddard)


Prince William & Kate Middleton Now Available in Bone China = Ah, we like and aim to vend nominal picnic tableware! Billion!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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