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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Cats Guard Art At St Petersburg Museum

(Sky News)
plight of angels
Photo: David Pham

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Cats Guard Art At St Petersburg Museum = Trust us! Mad tame buggers capture rats!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Slain Governor Buried Amid Scholars' Warning

(Sky News)
Trip to Bahawalpur

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Salman Taseer, governor of the Punjab province. = A grave, not justice, for a non-proven blasphemer
(by Chris Sturdy)

Republicans Set to Wield New Power in Washington

(The New York Times)


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Republicans Set to Wield New Power in Washington = A wretched Palin in, is set to bungle power's win now!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Assassination of Pakistani governor Salman Taseer rocks Islamabad

(Christian Science Monitor)


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Pakistani governor Salman Taseer = Slain passing over market area, not?
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Chocolate Can Help You -- Lose Weight!

(CBS News)
Want one?
Photo: Marcel Germain

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Chocolate can help you -- lose weight! = O! On healthy sweet choc cue, I gallop!!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, January 3, 2011

The Morris Minor: A British miracle

(The Daily Telegraph)
Morris Minor
Photo: Eifion

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The Morris Minor: A British miracle = It's a mobile charm in the mirror, sir!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Mila Kunis Splits From Macaulay Culkin After Eight Years

(Yahoo!)


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Macaulay Culkin' s girlfriend = Graceful and lyric Mila Kunis
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Why Gays and Lesbians Should Never Argue Scripture

(Huffington Post)
Old Bible
Photo: Dave Gilbert

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Why Gays and Lesbians Should Never Argue Scripture = Let's air why. Arguing produces heavenly absurdness!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

'Biggest Ever' Fox Caught In Britain

(Sky News)
Fox in cage


'Biggest Ever' Fox Caught In Britain = O, their best 'fur-bag' - gigantic vixen!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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'Biggest Ever' Fox Caught In Britain = Big vixen! 'George Bush' trait, in fact.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaves public office, but will he 'be back'?

(The Daily Telegraph)


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Arnold Schwarzenegger leaves public office, but will he 'be back'? = Californians' full view: "We beg: Clobber the geezer! Chap's bad luck!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Europe's Young Grow Agitated Over Future Prospects

(The New York Times)
shhhhhh - i'm huntin jobs
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Europe's young grow agitated over future prospects = Poor students give up careers -- way to go grope future!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God'

(Miami Herald)


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Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God' = God-spokesman: Top pangs affect deity!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Pope: Mass attack in Egypt 'offends God' = A spent, daft, foggy mind spoke, to space?
(by Maurice Goddard)

7th person dies after New Year's Eve tornadoes

(Yahoo! News)

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The tornadoes on New Year's Eve = Every one death now resonates
(by Adie Pena)

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Tory voters found to have larger 'primitive' lobe in brain

(Daily Mail)
MEDICAL IMAGING SHOWING THE PORTION OF THE BRAIN AND SPINAL CORD OR CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM CONTAINED IN THE SKULL. IT IS MADE UP OF THE CEREBRUM CEREBELLUM PONS MEDULLA AND MIDBRAIN. SPECIAL CELLS IN ITS MASS OF COMPLEX SOFT GRAY OR WHITE TISSUE BRING TOGETHER AND CONTROL THE FUNCTIONS OF THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. COLOR MRI SCAN HEAD SKULL BRAIN NORMAL X-RAY

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Tory voters found to have larger 'primitive' lobe in brain = Verifying brainier voter minds atop, over the Labour lot!
(by Maurice Goddard)

A Third of 9-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight

(LiveScience)
AURORA, CO - NOVEMBER 20: Karley Workman, 14, examines a healthy snack during the Shapedown program for overweight adolescents and children on November 20, 2010 in Aurora, Colorado. The 10-week family-centered program held by the Denver area Children's Hospital teaches youth and their parents ways to lead a healthier more active lifestyle, as a longer lasting weight-loss alternative to dieting. Nationally, some 15 percent of children are overweight or obese, as are some 60 percent of adults. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)

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A Third of Nine-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight = Oh! Idle, and somehow horribly overfed on eating treats!
(by Maurice Goddard)

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A Third of Nine-Month-Olds Already Obese or Overweight = Yes, mothers, a fat brood! Whenever, hold on original diet!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

New Year's Eve parties kick off around the world

(The Guardian)
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 01: Fireworks light up Sydney Harbour during the midnight fireworks session as Sydney Celebrates New Year's Eve on December 31, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Jeremy Ng/Getty Images)

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New Year's Eve parties kick off around the world = A live, firework rocket feast, pays down under, eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tea Party star Christine O'Donnell denies misusing campaign funds

(The Guardian)
DOVER, DE - NOVEMBER 2: Republican U.S. Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell speaks to her supporters after losing the midterm election to Democratic U.S. Senator-elect Chris Coons (D-DE) on November 2, 2010 in Dover, Delaware. Coons will take over Vice President Joe Biden's old U.S. Senate seat. (Photo by Jessica Kourkounis/Getty Images)

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Tea Party star Christine O'Donnell denies misusing campaign funds = Damn it! I'm no tactless, stupid, cunning, greedy fees Sarah Palin! No sir!!
(by Maurice Goddard)

UConn women bring Ninety-game winning streak to Stanford

(NBC Sports)
TAMPA, FL - APRIL 06:  Renee Montgomery #20 of the UCONN Huskies chases down a loose ball against JJ Hones #10 of the Stanford Cardinal during their National Semifinal Game of the 2008 NCAA Women's Final Four at St. Pete Times Forum April 6, 2008 in Tampa, Florida.  (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

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UConn women bring Ninety-game winning streak to Stanford = Nine confident Yank women brag "More wins!" Strong taunting...
(by Steve Allison)

Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav convicted of rape

(Los Angeles Times)
TEL AVIV, ISRAELI - DECEMBER 30: (ISRAEL OUT) Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav is escorted by police as he leaves the courtroom after being found guilty of rape, December 30, 2010 in Tel Aviv, Israel. Katsav was today found guilty of two counts of rape and one of sexual harassment. He is expected to serve between four and 16 years in prison for the crimes. (Photo by Roni Schutzerl/Getty Images)

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Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav = He's some kind of rare, evil, master rapist
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year

(Fox News)
Surgeons during an exploratory celiotomy. Model released.

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Underage Drinking Hits Hospitals at New Year = Seeing it with young kids, a parent learns hard!
(by Maurice Goddard)