Arizona Sheriff Blasts Rush Limbaugh for Spewing 'Irresponsible' Vitriol

(ABC News)

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Arizona Sheriff Blasts Rush Limbaugh for Spewing 'Irresponsible' Vitriol = "His puffiness rather rivals a swine for Shrub's grill. Lobotomize 'Pig Brain'!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Clinton Arrives in Yemen Under Heavy Secrecy

(The New York Times)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

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Clinton Arrives in Yemen Under Heavy Secrecy = Come in very tenderly (HC in very insecure Sana)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

What Not to Say When Your Loved One Is Upset

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Andromega Volare

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What Not to Say When Your Loved One Is Upset = Note it. Don't say nervously: "O! Woe!! What's up, eh?!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Iran vows to bring Israel to justice over alleged murder of nuclear scientist

(Haaretz Newspaper)

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Iran vows to bring Israel to justice over alleged murder of nuclear scientist = Terrible, cruel assassination! Give more loud, urgent trial for convicted Jews!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Still unclear when military policy on gays could change

(CNN)

Photo: The US Army

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Still unclear when military policy on gays could change = Nuclear weapons in. Gays out. Right! Hell, I'm coldly cynical!

(by Steve Allison)

Palin uses Crosshairs to identify Dems who voted for Health Care Reform

(TPM)

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Palin uses Crosshairs to identify Dems who voted for Health Care Reform = Did her offensive map direct or rally the Tucson shooter's war? If so, shame!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Playboy Agrees to Be Taken Private by Hefner

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Robin Santillan

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Playboy agrees to be taken private by Hefner = A holy ape; King of very pretty bare teen babes!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Abortions in China on rise, especially among young women

(MSNBC)

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Abortions in China on rise, especially among young women = Gals, nowise, ignore inhumane 'one scion' policy - many abort

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Abortions in China on rise, especially among young women = Aw - calm apology - no rise in abortions in young Chinese men

(by Steve Allison)

Border collie takes record for biggest vocabulary

(New Scientist)

Photo: Gerwin Filius

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Border collie takes record for biggest vocabulary = Glorify result! - Dog cracked obsolete vocab-barrier

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sarah Palin's Alaska Not Renewed: Report

(US Magazine)


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Sarah Palin's reality series "Alaska" is not renewed = It is, as always, rather direr apelike nonsense, alas.

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Sarah Palin's reality series "Alaska" is not renewed = An earlier analysis: Her last episode was a stinker!

(by Adie Pena)

Times Square Murder: Journalist Carlos Antonio De Castro Found Castrated In Blood-Soaked Hotel Room

(Huffington Post)

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The journalist Carlos Antonio De Castro = I'll castrate a darn tourist. Oh, no cojones!

(by Adie Pena)

Great white shark attacks fishing boat

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Great white shark attacks fishing boat = Breathtaking 'fish-saga' strike to watch!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Census: Number of poor may be millions higher

(Yahoo! News)

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Census: Number of poor may be millions higher = Ahem, men! Horror of big moneyless public in US!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kidney-swap sisters released from jail

(MSNBC)


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Kidney-swap sisters released from jail = We Lasses impress: Trade kidney for jail!

(by Steve Allison)

In Women's Tears, a Chemical That Says, "Not Tonight, Dear"

(The New York Times)

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In women's tears, a chemical that says, "Not tonight, Dear" = O! That dame! Anita groans with me. She cries constantly!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Man, pregnant wife get escort, speeding ticket

(MSNBC)

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Man, pregnant wife get escort, speeding ticket = Man gets wife pregnant. So price? Gent ticketed!

(by Steve Allison)

Taking the House, GOP primes for fight with Obama

(AolNews)

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Taking the House, GOP primes for fight with Obama = Who? Mr. Speaker? He might go off pouting (it's a habit)!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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Boehner moved to tears as he moves to speakership

(AolNews)

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Boehner moved to tears as he moves to speakership = Moves peers to see brothers have damp hankies, too!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Scientist haunted by misuse of drugs he invented

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Purdue University

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Scientist haunted by misuse of drugs he invented = Thieves, using substance from study, die in the end.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Cats Guard Art At St Petersburg Museum

(Sky News)

Photo: David Pham

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Cats Guard Art At St Petersburg Museum = Trust us! Mad tame buggers capture rats!

(by Maurice Goddard)