Washington Day Ahead: Obama Calls for Unity in State of Union

(Bloomberg)

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Obama Calls for Unity in State of Union = Notify, fabulous American nation lost!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

CNN Poll: Palin unfavorable rating at all time high

(CNN)

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CNN Poll: Palin unfavorable rating at all time high = Thing all learn: Flipping cat ain't human, or lovable!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tony Blair went to war without cabinet consent, senior mandarins say

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Tony Blair went to war without cabinet consent, senior mandarins say = Near nonsense! Tyrannic idiot was to blame! Tyrannic war twit Bush too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bored? Why not hand knit your very own Kate Middleton and Prince William

(HeatWorld)

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Bored? Why not hand knit your very own Kate Middleton and Prince William = Hint in a link? I'd love a cuddly, Kate-nymph teddy bear winner tomorrow now!

(by Maurice Goddard)

George Clooney on marriage: 'I gave it a shot'

(CNN)

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George Clooney on marriage: 'I gave it a shot' = "Ergo, gay motto is: Cheerio gaol! Never again!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Revealed: Italian PM's harem of 14 young girls

(Rediff)

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Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi = I proclaim virility on nubile mistresses

(by Tony Crafter)

Pinay is 2011 Ford Supermodel of the World

(Manila Bulletin)

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The Ford Supermodel of the World Danica Magpantay = Fresh noted Pinay face would add glamor to the ramp!

(by Adie Pena)

New tests for 'murder weapon' in Amanda Knox case

(BBC)

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Amanda Knox revisits court on latest appeal hearing = DNA on stain shall prove I am not Perugia sex-attacker

(by Tony Crafter)

Joan Rivers canceled by Fox having called Sarah Palin 'stupid and a threat'

(IrishCentral)

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Joan Rivers had called her 'stupid and a threat' = Sarah Palin? Journals here added that verdict.

(by Adie Pena)

Model in Milan prostitution investigation admits sleeping with Berlusconi

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Model in Milan prostitution investigation admits sleeping with Berlusconi = "Politician thug, Prime Minister idiot loon Silvio, was nuts in bed! Gent's mental!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Memorial to World Cup predicting octopus opens

(Yahoo! News)

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Memorial to World Cup predicting octopus opens = We glum on prime octopod's plastic reproduction

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Florida teens arrested for stealing and snorting human remains

(Examiner)

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Florida teens arrested for stealing and snorting human remains = I ran in on a teenager's ignorant error: "This damn stuff smells dead!"

(by Steve Allison)

Four Haitians accuse "Baby Doc" of torture, abuse

(Reuters)

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Four Haitians accuse "Baby Doc" of torture, abuse = Coo! Return of a shabby brute face, it's audacious!

(by Maurice Goddard)

China's leader arrives in U.S. for 'do-over' visit

(MSNBC)

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China's leader arrives in U.S. for 'do-over' visit = Survives hairdresser! In on a vital coif re-do!

(by Steve Allison)

Royal Wedding: Stanley Gibbons predicts boost from stamps and mugs

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Royal Wedding: Stanley Gibbons predicts boost from stamps and mugs = Soppy crass Brits 'll go daft buying mementos, to snob-wedding's drama!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hollywood Writer Aaron Sorkin Wins Best Screenplay At Golden Globe Awards

(The Beverly Hills Courier)

Aaron Sorkin speaking at the Oxford Union
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Writer Aaron Sorkin's screenplay = Rare 'Social Network' yarn in press

(by Adie Pena)

Android Rap Disses Apple Fan Boys

(Technorati)

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The android operating system = NOT the sorry iPad design team!

(by Adie Pena)

Does David Cameron Only Own One Tie

(The Wall Street Journal)

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Does David Cameron Only Own One Tie? = "An adored old Eton one is my vice now!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Golden Globe Winners vs. Oscars: The 2011 Update!

(Rope of Silicon)

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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association = One noisy tip: I'll go foreshadow the Oscars!

(by Adie Pena)

Drunk horseback riding: Is riding a horse while drunk legal in Montana?

(Salon)


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Drunk horseback riding: Is riding a horse while drunk legal in Montana? = Inaner skill! Horrid American skunk George Bush did it on handling war!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Drunk horseback riding: Is riding a horse while drunk legal in Montana? = Debunking a rare law, demand is high Indian skill, or runt rocking horse.

(by Dharam Khalsa)