Seven-year-old boy buys fighter jet on eBay

(MSNBC)

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Seven-year-old boy buys fighter jet on eBay = Boy buys jet on eBay. Father leery - gives nod?

(by Steve Allison)

Will new McLaren live up to expectations?

(BBC)

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Will new McLaren live up to expectations? = Competitive lap winner can exult so well!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Silvio Berlusconi's legal woes explained

(CNN)

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Silvio Berlusconi's legal woes explained = Wee ill rogue, boils in explosive scandals!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Processed, Fatty Foods May Dumb Down Your Kids: Study

(BusinessWeek)

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Processed, fatty foods may dumb down your kids: Study = My! Worst mucky roadside stuff dopes anybody to duds!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Christina Aguilera's 'Star-Spangled' flub: It's time to forgive

(Entertainment Weekly)

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Christina Aguilera's 'Star-Spangled' flub: It's time to forgive = Bill's urge: Daft gal's Anthem version, it figures as patriotic?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Your chance to pose with Prince William

(The Guardian)

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Your chance to pose with Prince William = Wow! It is a cute HRH-licence, in Royal Pomp!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Who's the Boss, You or Your Gadget?

(NDTV)

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Who's the Boss, You or Your Gadget? = What gorgeous busy hero-toys DO!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds

(The Daily Blitz)

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = Ha! Darn unhappy disaster for puny dickhead George W. Bush!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = He's dead, for god's sake! R.I.P. grub? Write 'Happy'?? And Nancy??? Uh-uh...

(by Steve Allison)

Super Bowl LXV: Christina Aguilera fluffs national anthem

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Christina Aguilera fluffs national anthem = A failure in USA NFL final match? O, that singer!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Beer From Super Bowl States Heads up Obama's Party

(ABC News)

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Beer From Super Bowl States Heads up Obama's Party = Famous tapped brews, bless a 'bottoms up!' array here!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Fighting in south Sudan kills 30

(BBC)

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Fighting in South Sudan = I find a gun...gunshots...hit

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sarah Palin: America Needs to 'Reconnect' With Reagan's Values

(ABC News)

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Sarah Palin: America Needs to 'Reconnect' With Reagan's Values = "Please Lord, as sane near care, curse that moaning naive witch."

(by Maurice Goddard)

Egypt Officials Seek to Nudge Mubarak Out

(The New York Times)

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Hosni Mubarak = Arab: "Oh, I'm sunk!

(by Adie Pena)

Dennis Kucinich Settles Over 'Dangerous' Olive Pit Sandwich

(MSNBC)

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Dennis Kucinich Settles Over 'Dangerous' Olive Pit Sandwich = "I, OH. Rep, love tort laws!" Sad, suing isn't kind - such nice evidence!

(by Steve Allison)

Charlie Sheen's mouthful of gold teeth

(NBC Today)

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Charlie Sheen in a crazy hotel bender - 'News' nails him! Nice hair - a mouthful of gold teeth ! = A nice smile (and glitter); i.e. "Half a man" - he hit her? Nice fun old boozer, Why then, such a loser?

(by Steve Allison)

What do women want from cars?

(The Daily Telegraph)

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What do women want from cars? = What now? Warm sedan & comfort

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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What do women want from cars? = Aw! Man! New F.W.D. motor to crash?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Germany sells vision for 'green toys' to world

(Yahoo! News)

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Germany sells vision for 'green toys' to world = Elves of wood on slim string? Try solar energy!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Across dusty Egypt, anxiety has filled the air

(CNN)

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Across dusty Egypt, anxiety has filled the air = Steadfast Sphinx touchily agrees, yet aridly.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Forget hotels: Ten cheaper places to stay

(MSNBC)

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Forget hotels: Ten cheaper places to stay = Yep: Lean-to, street, patch of grass, hole, etc.

(by Steve Allison)

Yasi: Monster Storm Sends Thousands Fleeing in Australia

(Pacific Free Press)

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Monster cyclone Yasi bearing down on Australian coastline = Wet lunacy! It's only rainin' crocs 'n dingoes, mate! A bar soon... ale...

(by Steve Allison)