Iran Warships Enter Suez Canal on Syria Trip, Egypt State-Run Agency Says

(Bloomberg)

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Iran warships enter Suez Canal on Syria trip = Zionists in rare panic: They spur war arsenal!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kayakers snap photo of England's version of the "Loch Ness Monster"

(Yahoo! News)

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(Yahoo! News)

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England's version of the "Loch Ness Monster" = Novel freshness to Scotland's one grim hen

(by Maurice Goddard)

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A Nessie-like serpent = Reptile (snake?) is seen!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obama toasts Jobs, Zuckerberg, other tech titans

(MSNBC)

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Obama toasts Jobs, Zuckerberg, other tech titans = Mega-rich brass jokers attest not chat, but booze!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Picture of Heinrich Himmler moments after suicide on sale

(The Daily Telegraph)

Death Mask of Heinrich Himmler
Imperial War Museum, London
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Picture of Heinrich Himmler moments after suicide on sale = Prime chief Holocaust murderer; He's iciest, in final moment.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Anna Nicole Smith's Life Gets the Opera Treatment

(People)

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Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = Late angel-face poser is hot entertainment!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = Elegant tale of non-petite A.N. Smith's career

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = OMG! Let her feel peace, not ten instant arias!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

As Mideast seethes, three dead in Bahrain bloodshed

(Reuters)

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As Mideast seethes, three dead in Bahrain bloodshed = Oh! Bold Arab saints died here. State's shame indeed, eh?

(by Maurice Goddard)

U.K. reportedly to allow same-sex unions in church

(MSNBC)

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U.K. reportedly to allow same-sex unions in church = Sex unions in church...? Key: adulterers, lamp low, too!

(by Steve Allison)

Adult Brain Activity Stirs Before Birth

(Wired)

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Adult brain activity stirs before birth = In boys, it's a hard, but bitter, virile craft!

(by Maurice Goddard)

On the World's Largest Cruise Ship, the Sea Is an Afterthought

(The New York Times)

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On the world's largest cruise ship, the sea is an afterthought = Hi! Earth's hugest, richest, ultra-poshest, floating sea-wonder!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Egypt: Hosni Mubarak used last 18 days in power to secure his fortune

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Egypt: Hosni Mubarak used last eighteen days in power to secure his fortune = Brute's wealth ranks to sin! Pity the infamous greedy heinous rogue escaped.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Semi-Naked Came the Congressman

(The New York Times)

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Republican Congressman Christopher Lee = Crumbs! Nipples-loosening character here!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Prince William's wedding arrangements show how old-fashioned the royal circle still is - and quite right, too

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Prince William's wedding arrangements show how old-fashioned the royal circle still is - and quite right, too = Cool what's what drill, eh? Weird, quaint, chronic, silly traditions from the long gone Middle Ages, inspires awe!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama's strategy was to pressure Mubarak without intruding

(Los Angeles Times)

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The former Egyptian President Hosni S. Mubarak = Unhappy bitter man is asked to resign from here

(by Adie Pena)

For David Cameron the Big Society is very good politics

(The Daily Telegraph)

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For David Cameron the Big Society is very good politics = O! God! academic's deceptive vision of Tory British glory!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Egyptian Military Vows To Lift Emergency When Current Impasse Ends

(RTT News)

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Egyptian Military Vows To Lift Emergency When Current Impasse Ends = Me in fun, wry tweet: "Riveting - 'pyramid' scheme collapses - tyrant is gone"

(by Steve Allison)

Egyptians celebrate into the night: 'Freedom is ours'

Egyptians celebrate into the night: 'Freedom is ours'

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Egyptian celebrations = Plenty seen at big Cairo!

(by Adie Pena)

Semi-Naked Came the Congressman

(The New York Times)

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The Republican Congressman Christopher Lee = Hence, "Shirtless Man" report here can go public.

(by Adie Pena)

World Leaders React to Mubarak Resignation

(VOA News)

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The resignation of Mubarak = A fighter, a broken man ... is OUT!

(by Adie Pena)

Nokia Joins Forces With Microsoft to Challenge Apple, Google; Shares Slump

(Bloomberg)

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Nokia Joins Forces With Microsoft to Challenge Apple, Google = Follow jocose kriegspiel (fight, altercation) among phone cos.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Everything you know about beating stress is wrong

(MSNBC)

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Everything you know about beating stress is wrong = Hear witty vogue: Beating brings on stress, you know!

(by Steve Allison)