Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction

(New York Daily News)


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Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction = Hi! Collectable and genuine find, it could sell? No nonsense and no joke, William 'll buy it for keeps!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nevada Sen. John Ensign announces resignation

(Yahoo! News)

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Senator Ensign = Resigns. Neat, no?

(by Adie Pena)

Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell"

(The International Business Times)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell." = Well, billion-wealth king was unpleasing like a blighter!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell = Intelligible Paul: "Bill Gates is a high, well-known wanker!"

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Hard-hit areas of South in 'recovery mode' after deadly tornadoes

(CNN)

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Deadly tornadoes = O, destroyed a land!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Humpback whale song spreads to other whales

(BBC News)

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Humpback whale song spreads to other whales = Shh! Slow and sweet largo, the 'Humpback's Opera'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence

(The Times of India)

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Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence = Egotism of a cad deserves correction in a cell

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?

(USA Today)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = "Tuned up, we got guts!! Ne'er so publicly dumb like Sarah Palin!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid? = His unusual remark...Little bulging doubt popped - 'Yes we can?'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = Eureka! Wiggly bullies submit up Planned Parenthood cuts.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down = Aisha told: 'Stop! Watch, Godsend Wonderful Father will never go!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people

(The Guardian)

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Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people = Save the Pope! Impotent dope excels on wines as the ample tank?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies = Ho! Ho! Retribution! Cairo's mass population resent these unkind men.

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll

(Huffington Post)

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The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll = A fact: Her booby ideal really terrifies all!

(by Maurice Goddard)

There Is No Male-Female Wage Gap

(The Wall Street Journal)

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There Is No Male-Female Wage Gap = Eerie gap - women get as 'half-male'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Congress, in a First, Removes an Animal From the Endangered Species List

(The New York Times)

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Congress, in a First, Removes an Animal From the Endangered Species List = A mass replenishes. Fierce carnivore dogs ain't man's most gentle friend!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Who, what, why: How dangerous is the Grand National?

(BBC)

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Who, what, why: How dangerous is the Grand National? = Nowhere's so highly tough to win, and what an award!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Royal wedding: America's love affair with the monarchy

(BBC)

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Royal wedding: America's love affair with the monarchy = As for why: Magic of William, and a very red-hot Catherine!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers

(MSNBC)

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Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers = Commoners cry, abandon liberties, elect new thugs.


Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers = Oh My! Cabal congress encounters newer debt limit.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Veiled women held as France enforces ban

(Financial Times)

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Veiled women held as France enforces ban = Concealed slaves of men, we fine her brand!

(by Maurice Goddard)

First arrests made hours after French Burka ban comes into force

(The Daily Telegraph)

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First arrests made hours after French Burka ban comes into force = Arab dames can't conform attire? Sun struck her? I offer fresh robes!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

One dead in nuclear sub shooting

(Yahoo! News)

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Southampton: One dead in nuclear sub shooting. = Gun incident on board HMS Astute. A soul, no hope!

(by Chris Sturdy)

UK Royal Bride's Virginity No Longer an Issue

(ABC News)

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UK royal bride's virginity no longer an issue = Kate is royal virgin, no boners, nil guys. I rude?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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UK royal bride's virginity no longer an issue = Oi! Oi! 'Never-bonked' rarity is snugly singular?

(by Maurice Goddard)