The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = Proud William mated top lady: "I'll take her innocence!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Chernobyl nuclear disaster: Ukraine marks anniversary

(BBC)

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Chernobyl nuclear disaster: Ukraine marks anniversary = A scary absurd environment killer! Cranky Russian era, eh?

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = Two, tumidly married, like place in the London palace

(by Aronas Pinchas)

A Royal Wedding, a Tarnished Crown

(The New York Times)

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A Royal Wedding, a Tarnished Crown = Ay! Regina's a darned worn old witch!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product of Evolution

(National Public Radio)

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = "Nice devout truth? I'm a poor, fat old pompous ninny!"

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = Hi! Up into air, nutty mule don't approve of condoms!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = Omnipotent Lord made us up (in top havoc) for unity

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Not victoriously, popedom found truth in apeman = Crap odds of human evolution point to empty ruin!
= Popedom: fit human to slavery upon introduction.
= Not victoriously, popedom found truth in apeman.
= Vatican Pope studied uniform monopoly on truth.
= Odds of human evolution prompt up tiny reaction.
= Pope admits corrupt humanity fond on evolution.
= Sin of Adam 'n Eve compound purity to loop in truth.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Pope Benedict appears in TV question-and-answer show

(BBC)

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Pope Benedict appears in TV question-and-answer show = Vatican's queer twerp! Dope's new phone-in soap isn't bad?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Lambert Airport in St. Louis closed, crews clean up after tornado leaves damage and injuries

(Chicago Tribune)

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Lambert Airport in St. Louis closed = Sure, tornado is still problematic

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Report: Apple, Google collecting location data on users

(USA Today)

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Report: Apple, Google collecting location data on users = Goons create actual illegal control grid to snoop, peep.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Hold it Against Me in Afghanistan

(The Washington Note)

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'Hold It Against Me' = Let a hot maid sing!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction

(New York Daily News)


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Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction = Hi! Collectable and genuine find, it could sell? No nonsense and no joke, William 'll buy it for keeps!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nevada Sen. John Ensign announces resignation

(Yahoo! News)

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Senator Ensign = Resigns. Neat, no?

(by Adie Pena)

Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell"

(The International Business Times)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell." = Well, billion-wealth king was unpleasing like a blighter!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell = Intelligible Paul: "Bill Gates is a high, well-known wanker!"

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Hard-hit areas of South in 'recovery mode' after deadly tornadoes

(CNN)

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Deadly tornadoes = O, destroyed a land!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Humpback whale song spreads to other whales

(BBC News)

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Humpback whale song spreads to other whales = Shh! Slow and sweet largo, the 'Humpback's Opera'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence

(The Times of India)

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Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence = Egotism of a cad deserves correction in a cell

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?

(USA Today)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = "Tuned up, we got guts!! Ne'er so publicly dumb like Sarah Palin!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid? = His unusual remark...Little bulging doubt popped - 'Yes we can?'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = Eureka! Wiggly bullies submit up Planned Parenthood cuts.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down = Aisha told: 'Stop! Watch, Godsend Wonderful Father will never go!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people

(The Guardian)

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Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people = Save the Pope! Impotent dope excels on wines as the ample tank?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies = Ho! Ho! Retribution! Cairo's mass population resent these unkind men.

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll

(Huffington Post)

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The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll = A fact: Her booby ideal really terrifies all!

(by Maurice Goddard)