China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'

(BBC)

Photo: Yutaka Tsutano

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China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad' = Keen scary deal paid the finer logins!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin to collide with Mitt Romney rollout in New Hampshire

(Los Angeles Times)

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Sarah Palin to collide with Mitt Romney rollout in New Hampshire = "Me? I claim that howler Palin is one hollow, dim, nutty hen parrot, sir!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Done in by the social network

(New York Post)

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Done in by the social network = Blot Weiner in coy naked shot

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing

(CNet News)

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Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing = So, main shuttle now home and finished in doing travels

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale

(BBC)

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Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale = Frames of prior silence. Laugh pal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims = Certainly NOT for GB's Bonnie William and Sweet Catherine! "It isn't our aim!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany

(The Daily Telegraph)

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'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany = New creepy E-coli bug brawl; Damn sure stinker, man!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bachmann: GOP race can handle me and Palin

(The Seattle Times)

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Bachmann: GOP race can handle me and Palin = Obama: Can? Can mad planning and cheer help?

(by Maurice Goddard)

They'd take a one-way ticket to Mars

(Washington Post)

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They'd take a one-way ticket to Mars = Ay! It's one wacky trek to death, mate!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Cheryl Cole sacked From The X Factor USA

(MTV)

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Cheryl Cole is sacked from the US 'X Factor' = Sexual chemistry checks rated 'off-color'

(by Tony Crafter)

Sixteen years on the run. In the end Mladic came quietly

(The Independent)

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General Ratko Mladic = A term in a dark cell? Go!

(by Adie Pena)

The beginning of The End

(Winnipeg Free Press)

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Evangelist Harold Egbert Camping = Gives me the "global ending" rat-crap!

(by Adie Pena)

Sex scandal ends bright career of IMF boss, French top runner

(The East African)

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Hits on maid. Q: Sunk? A: Sure!

(by Adie Pena)

Sofitel's Sweepstakes Gives Away a Month-Long Trip Around the World

(About.com)

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Sofitel's "Around the World Eighty Magnifique Nights" Sweepstakes = Gee! She's getting this wild, wet foreplay of Dominique Strauss-Kahn!

(by Adie Pena)

Rapture deadline passes, world still here

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Rapture deadline passes, world still here = All is well, no rehearsed purists departed.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Rapture Parties Planned for May 21st

(Yahoo! News)

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Obey God May Twenty First = Goodbye My Twittery Fans

(by Brad Blue)

IMF chief heads to court to answer sexual assault charges

(CNN)

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Kiss? Oh, man's quaint, rude!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn deserve disgrace

(Daily Mail)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Squeezing maids? A grand or known scandal hurts here!

(by Adie Pena)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: A history of accusations and denials

(Washington Post)

Photo: Lon R. Fong

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: A history of accusations and denials = Goon harasses; chronic adultery; scandal dazes ignorant wife.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Miss. town could be wiped off map by flood

(CBS News)

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Miss. town could be wiped off map by flood = Tunica swooped by flow, miffed mob plods

(by Aronas Pinchas)