Kate Middleton and Prince William advertise for Kensington Palace servants

(The Daily Mirror)

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Kate Middleton and Prince William advertise for Kensington Palace servants = A parcel of live-in kinglier London terms: Serve and wait, and mind Kate's pet cats!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Anthony Weiner's Weiner Twitter Picture?

(BuzzFeed)

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Democrat Anthony D. Weiner = Women reacted: "Tiny hard-on!"

(by Adie Pena)

Dear Sarah Palin's Brain... Please Come Back From Vacation

(Ology)

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Dear Sarah Palin's Brain... Please Come Back From Vacation = Alaska's incomparable hare-brained VIP can act for some!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Men who drink Coffee Have Less of a Risk For Prostate Cancer

(Health Aim)

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Men who drink Coffee Have Less of a Risk For Prostate Cancer = Kick tea now, sir! A coffee factor helps forever men's hard-ons!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Facebook Pulls Unborn Baby's Page

(NBC Bay Area)

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Facebook Pulls Unborn Baby's Page = A snap? Folk's prob be a bouncy bulge!

(by Maurice Goddard)

E coli outbreak linked to bean sprouts

(The Guardian)

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Fatal E.coli outbreak spreads in Germany = Ate organic beansprouts; feared may kill.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Nicole Scherzinger Will Keep X Factor USA Judge Seat As Cheryl Cole Won't Return!

(Tale Tela)

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Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger = Clinical organizers like her voice on TV panel, I see!

(by Tony Crafter)

Sarah Palin claims Paul Revere warned the British

(Los Angeles Times)

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Sarah Palin claims Paul Revere warned the British = Huh? Brainless naive twit! Spare me all her arid crap!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin claims Paul Revere warned the British = Shrill "Republican Misrepresentative" award (ha-ha!)

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Eddie Long's Church Is Collapsing, Says Source

(NewsOne)

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Eddie Long's Church Is Collapsing, Says Source = Ouch! Guy scores rich in godless scandal's pile!

(by Maurice Goddard)

E. Coli Outbeak in Europe Is the Deadliest in History

(ABC News)

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E. Coli Outbeak in Europe Is the Deadliest in History = Ohh!! Eerie baddie resists penicillin to take you out!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Killer of Yale student sentenced to 44 years in prison

(Reuters)

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Killer of Yale student sentenced to forty four years in prison = R. Clark stifled student Annie Le. Effrontery! O, yes, you to prison!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Chinese Teenager Sells Kidney For iPhone

(Yahoo! News)

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Chinese Teenager Sells Kidney For iPhone = I feel disheartening reckless yen. No hope.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing

(Cnet News)

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Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing = Minds lighten, as it sailed down from heaven in Houston.

(by Maurice Goddard)

China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'

(BBC)

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China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad' = Keen scary deal paid the finer logins!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin to collide with Mitt Romney rollout in New Hampshire

(Los Angeles Times)

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Sarah Palin to collide with Mitt Romney rollout in New Hampshire = "Me? I claim that howler Palin is one hollow, dim, nutty hen parrot, sir!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Done in by the social network

(New York Post)

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Done in by the social network = Blot Weiner in coy naked shot

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing

(CNet News)

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Endeavour ends final mission with the smooth landing = So, main shuttle now home and finished in doing travels

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale

(BBC)

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Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale = Frames of prior silence. Laugh pal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims = Certainly NOT for GB's Bonnie William and Sweet Catherine! "It isn't our aim!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany

(The Daily Telegraph)

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'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany = New creepy E-coli bug brawl; Damn sure stinker, man!

(by Maurice Goddard)