Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness. Why this fawning monarchist will never support a republic = Wow! Blighty's HRH Prince Philip is now ninety! Hurray! Guy's a rich, smart, happy, suave old noble fart!!
Kate Middleton and Prince William advertise for Kensington Palace servants = A parcel of live-in kinglier London terms: Serve and wait, and mind Kate's pet cats!