Queen brands Kate Middleton's wedding dress mannequin 'creepy'

(Metro)

Photo: it's a foot!

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Queen brands Kate Middleton's wedding dress mannequin 'creepy' = "Brand new, segmented, slinky specimen's quite odd, and darn queer!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Norway's Black Friday: A Chronology of the Twin Attacks

(Der Spiegel)

Photo: Kj

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Oslo, Norway and the Island of Utoya, Buskerud = Bloody sad! Lousy week for us and a hurt nation.

(by Adie Pena)

Survivor Describes Moments of Terror in Attack in Norway

(The New York Times)

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The Norwegian island, Utoya = Ruing a nation's deathly woe

(by Tony Crafter)

David Cameron: I grew up in my brother's shadow

(BBC)

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David Cameron: I grew up in my brother's shadow = "Very hard! As PM now, I'm big! I crow, and he's routed!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Norway attacks: profile of suspect Anders Behring Breivik

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Norwegian, Anders Behring Breivik = God in Heaven! Berserk brain-wiring?

(by Tony Crafter)

Amy Winehouse Dead

(MTV)

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The singer Amy Winehouse is dead = Oh, my. Herein dies a wasted genius

(by Tony Crafter)

Happiness is based on wife being slimmer than husband, according to study

(The Irish Independent)

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Happiness is based on wife being slimmer than husband, according to study = In British pubs old men do end, sigh, or yawn, and can escape the big fat missus!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Binge Drinking Damages Teenage Girls' Brains More Than Boys'

(Medical News Today)

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Binge Drinking Damages Teenage Girls' Brains More Than Boys' = Blind smoking as gin, harms any teen's brain to a bigger degree!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nelson Mandela Turns 93 Years Young

(ABC News)

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Nelson Mandela Turns Ninety-three Years Young = Utterly serene, sunny old gent's an iron man! Yeah!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

How Happy Is Your City?

(MSN)

Photo: Collin Key

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How Happy Is Your City? = Why, hypocrisy utopia!

(by Heather Anne Downs)

Los Angeles braces for 'Carmageddon'

(The Herald Sun)

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The Carmageddon in Los Angeles = Ah, gentlemen, a "Road Closed" sign!

(by Adie Pena)

Volcano Erupts in the Central Indonesia

(Time)

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Volcano Erupts in the Central Indonesia = i.e. Cone-center spits hot lava on land. I run

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Give Me an A! Grade Inflation at U.S. Colleges

(mental_floss)

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Higher education grades = Grad notice: I has duhgree

(by Brad Blue)

Mourners gather in Michigan for first lady Betty Ford

(Reuters)

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Mourners gather in Michigan for first lady Betty Ford = Coffin tributes rang, for this mighty rare, modern lady.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Animal experiments increase again

(BBC)

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Animal experiments increase again = Mice are in a meaningless extra pain?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Netanyahu offers help to South Sudan

(AP)

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu offers help to South Sudan = Tiny Jerusalem remains behind the fresh poor painful state, aims union

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Space shuttle Atlantis launch was 'astonishing'

(BBC)

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Space shuttle Atlantis launch was 'astonishing' = Watching it enchants as it's lush. Last one up, alas.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Space-Time Cloak Possible, Could Make Events Disappear?

(National Geographic)

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Space-Time Cloak Possible, Could Make Events Disappear? = A pickpocket and missed valuable loot escape premises.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

The personal life of American astronauts in space: What's it really like?

(Los Angeles Times)

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The personal life of American astronauts in space: What's it really like? = Once up there, it's fairly near as certain, all float like apes with no mass!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Emphatic Farewell for British Paper Caught Up in Hacking Scandal

(The New York Times)

Photo: Gene Hunt

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Emphatic Farewell for British Paper Caught Up in Hacking Scandal = Hi! Half-cripple scalawag Rupert Murdoch's a big fat pain in the neck!

(by Maurice Goddard)