Money really can't buy love: Spanish duchess gives away fortune in order to marry commoner

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Octavio Aceves

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Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva = O! A darn crazy name! Savour a jovial nasal disaster, a farcical farce? If I say it, it tongue ties me!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Back from the brink: Rare ladybird spiders reintroduced into UK countryside

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Pen Araneae

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Back from the brink: Rare ladybird spiders reintroduced into UK countryside = Bio: By rarer luck it bred! Odd red arachnid returns to prey in dusk's nick of time!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sexually Showy Male Birds Finish Early

(National Geographic)

Photo: Frank.Vassen

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Sexually showy male birds finish early = Waxbill hen (sadly): "My sir, you are selfish!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

TV review: Sperm Whale: Inside Nature's Giants

(The Guardian)

Photo: flickkerphotos

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TV review: Sperm Whale: Inside Nature's Giants = In maps, viewers 'enter' Leviathan's weird guts!

(by Maurice Goddard)

England riots: Are brooms the symbol of the resistance?

(BBC)

Photo: edufiend.com

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England riots: Are brooms the symbol of the resistance? = Sense, brother! Sane locals arm to defy the rioting mobs!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Rudderless Met crippled by liberalism

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Steve Punter

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The Metropolitan Police Service = Teach people: Violent riots - crime!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Mankind isn't the only altruistic species... chimps have a heart too

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Tambako the Jaguar

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Mankind isn't the only altruistic species... chimps have a heart too = It's civil! It's they care more than sick human apes do on this planet!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tottenham riot: Did police get their tactics right?

(BBC)

Photo: Metropolitan Police

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The Metropolitan Police Service = Coppers voice a line: "Let them riot."

(by Tony Crafter)

Bachmann Newsweek Cover Goes for Insult But Gets Criticism in Return

(Fox News)

Image: Newsweek

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Bachmann Newsweek Cover Goes for Insult But Gets Criticism in Return = 'Stateswomanlike' feminist crows in crunching revenge to curb brutes!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Divine dispatches: a religion roundup

(The Guardian)

Photo: alykat

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Divine dispatches: a religion roundup = An invalid Pope rued sin: "Hi God! Curse it!"

Photo: CREDITS

Divine dispatches: a religion roundup = Vatican: In urge, old Pope did rue his sin.

(by Maurice Goddard)

London riots force England match to be cancelled

(The Sun)

Photo: Carole Soulas

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The London riots = Not this one, Lord!

(by Adie Pena)

'White Mouse' used sass to outsmart the Nazi regime

(Sydney Morning Herald)


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'White Mouse' used sass to outsmart the Nazi regime = So thus I see, wartime heroine's utmost guts amazed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Regular exercise good for cancer patients and survivors

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: sanchom

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Regular exercise good for cancer patients and survivors = Advice? Never fear, sir! Go! Don't relax! Run! Soccer! Go up stairs!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Is America Ready for 'George W. Bush on Steroids'?

(The Atlantic)

Photo: Gov. Rick Perry

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Is America Ready for 'George W. Bush on Steroids'? = So foreboding? Smart guy here is a rowdier case!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Libya rebels deny losing hold on Bir al-Ghanam

(The Daily Star)

Photo: BRQ Network

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Libya rebels deny losing hold on Bir al-Ghanam = Baldly lies - Arabs blindly hang on home region

(by Aronas Pinchas)

For NASA, Return Trip to Jupiter in Search of Clues to Solar System's Origins

(The New York Times)

Photo: horstm42

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For NASA, Return Trip to Jupiter in Search of Clues to Solar System's Origins = O! Proper or not, Creation's so far-flung rich mysteries, just tantalise us, sir!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Polar bear camp was 'perilous' place to put up camp, says wildlife film-maker

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: ucumari

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Polar bear camp was 'perilous' place to put up camp, says wildlife film-maker = Epic weak flaw, pal! Campers simply plumped for trouble as a calamitous RIP!

(by Maurice Goddard)

30 Americans Killed as Taliban Shoot Down a Copter

(The New York Times)

Photo: Eleventh Earl of Mar

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30 Americans Killed as Taliban Shoot Down a Copter = 30 more dead's a lot, in a blank, chaotic, pointless war.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Cinemania > Captain America: The First Avenger

(Shore News Today)

Photo: JD Hancock

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Captain America = A Cinema? It a crap!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Perry Leads Prayer Rally for 'Nation in Crisis'

(The New York Times)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

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Perry Leads Prayer Rally for 'Nation in Crisis' = Pray? Lord! Fella's a sorry sinner! A crier in pity!

(by Maurice Goddard)