Kate Moss and Ronnie Wood party night away at Paul McCartney's wedding = Pop's "Yesterday" man's now wed again and can tango raw to "third time lucky"!
'My new physique has ended my man drought!' Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life = Ravishing muscly femme fatale dreamer bird did cry: "Joy, heigh-ho! Dripping horny lovers queue in herds to bed me now!!"
Topless, dishevelled and unairbrushed: Embarrassment for Madonna as unflattering behind-the-scenes photos leak on the Internet = Blunt! No make-up plastered on reveals sour cat's mishmash, and this doll's seen indifferent beneath no better here than a dog's dinner!
Michael Jackson doctor trial begins with jury told of singer's final moments = The world still mourns the loss of Jacko. By an incriminating jam, doc gets fire!