Sarah Palin's exit ends silly season, pundits say

(Politico)

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Elect merit to Sarah Palin, sir? = The silliest American parrot!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Michael Jackson autopsy photo

(TMZ)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A mechanical photo. Just spooky.

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A hospital? Jacko? O, he's! Not my cup...

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Israel, Hamas announce swap for captured soldier

(Yahoo! News)

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Israel, Hamas announce swap for captured soldier = Appraisal (...and once was rumor) - End of Shalit rescue!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

NBA lockout: David Stern cancels first two weeks of regular season

(Washington Post)

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No basketball = Lost, bleak NBA

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kate Moss and Ronnie Wood party night away at Paul McCartney's wedding

(STV)

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Kate Moss and Ronnie Wood party night away at Paul McCartney's wedding = Pop's "Yesterday" man's now wed again and can tango raw to "third time lucky"!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'My new physique has ended my man drought!' Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life

(Daily Mail)

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'My new physique has ended my man drought!' Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life = Ravishing muscly femme fatale dreamer bird did cry: "Joy, heigh-ho! Dripping horny lovers queue in herds to bed me now!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

A Decade of War in Afghanistan

(VOA News)

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A Decade of War in Afghanistan = Sad affair now aged ten. I can 'Ah!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Topless, dishevelled and unairbrushed: Embarrassment for Madonna as unflattering behind-the-scenes photos leak on the Internet

(Daily Mail)

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Topless, dishevelled and unairbrushed: Embarrassment for Madonna as unflattering behind-the-scenes photos leak on the Internet = Blunt! No make-up plastered on reveals sour cat's mishmash, and this doll's seen indifferent beneath no better here than a dog's dinner!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin not running for president

(CBS News)

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Sarah Louise Heath Palin = Hail, hail eh? Not a USA Pres.!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Trial to begin for alleged underwear bomber

(MSNBC)

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Trial to begin for alleged underwear bomber = Bulletin: For errand, bomber got a real wedgie!

(by Steve Allison)

Downton Abbey to battle Doctor Who in feature-length Christmas special?

(Metro)

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Downton Abbey to battle Doctor Who in feature-length Christmas special? = Can not see both out of that BBC Timelord and telly showpiece ratings war

(by Chris Sturdy)

Michelle Obama shops incognito at Target

(CBS News)

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Michelle Obama shops incognito = Ooh, big economic spin - SHE at mall!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Conrad Murray on trial for involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson

(The Daily Telegraph)

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The manslaughter trial of Dr Conrad Murray in LA = Man's error and drug ration hurt Michael fatally?

(by Tony Crafter)

Michael Jackson doctor trial begins with jury told of singer's final moments

(The Guardian)

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Michael Jackson doctor trial begins with jury told of singer's final moments = The world still mourns the loss of Jacko. By an incriminating jam, doc gets fire!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Iranian President's attack on West causes mass UN walkout

(Open Globe)

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Iranian president's attack on west causes mass UN walkout = Ace war twit taints our minds? Eek! Consulates, spank a UN ass!

(by Charles Faulkner)

Video! Spielberg's 'Terra Nova' Premieres Tonight

(Extra)

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'Terra Nova' Premieres Tonight = 'Reprints' another great movie

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Perry on God: I was 'lost spiritually and emotionally'

(MSNBC)

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Perry on God: I was 'lost spiritually and emotionally' = God on Perry: Ow! Damn! Not a lie, y'all - U.S. patriot is silly!

(by Steve Allison)

Nyad defies age, fatigue, jellies on marathon swim

(CBS News)

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Nyad defies age, fatigue, jellies on marathon swim = "Gee, I'm wet & fluid & foamy!" No jesting! She's a real naiad!

(by Steve Allison)

Island nations warn of climate disaster at UN

(MSNBC)

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Island nations warn of climate disaster at UN = Fatalistic... Islands under water... Nations moan...

(by Steve Allison)

Republican presidential candidates debate in Orlando

(Washington Post)

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The United States of America Republican Presidential Candidates ~ are ambitious, fancied, tactile, unelected star-and-stripe pinheads!

(by Maurice Goddard)